Top 10 Things Female Gamers Hear on Xbox Live
Female gamers tend to hear the same comments over and over and often times verbatim. As if that weren’t bad enough, each person always thinks they are the first person ever to say it. Yes, you are that smart and original. And by smart and original I mean you are the one millionth dumb ass to say that to me.
Top 10 Halo Pick-Up Lines
It’s a fact of life, some people use Xbox Live to hit on the chicks. The same tired pick-up lines get a little old after a while though. If you want to impress the females playing Halo, might I suggest some more subject appropriate phrases?
Ten More Halo Pick-Up Lines
Any time I sit down to write pick-up lines, I always find myself back at Halo. Thankfully our favorite Spartan who so generously wages war in defense of humanity gives us a neverending supply of material. Thus I offer you ten more Halo pick-up lines, just in case you used the first batch already.
Top 10 Things to Do During Xbox Live Downtime
Lots of people give suggestions about what to do during those infamous Xbox Live downtimes but they are always stupid ideas such as “Read a book!” or “Go outside!”. Seriously, who the heck does that stuff anymore? Not us gamers. Us gamers, we game. And when we can’t game with our friends when we want to, we need other gaming activities to fill our time.
Top 10 Forge Art Halo 3 Screenshots
Some people utilize Halo 3’s Forge mode to make custom gametypes and unique maps. Other people use it to create absolutely amazing pieces of art made solely out of weapons, structures, and vehicles available in the game. While there are many incredible Forge art screenshots floating around the Halo world, these are my personal picks for the top ten.
Top 10 Romantic Halo 3 Lines Useful for Forge Proposals
I am all about helping everybody in the never ending quest of scoring. This time I would like to assist you in something of a more romantic nature. Propose to your significant other by spelling it out in Forge mode and then pair it with one of these lines. Your success is guaranteed.
Top 10 Break-Up Lines for Master Chief
I am sure Master Chief has had his share of romantic love interests. I am also sure that his relationships are more of the fleeting variety as he travels extensively and has very important things to do (like saving Earth). I imagine these are the lines he uses when it is time to move on.
Top 10 Halo 3 Suicide Videos
There are so many entertaining Halo 3 suicide videos out there. Some of them are absolutely hilarious, a few have unbelievable amounts of work put into them, and others simply make you shake your head as you relate to their unfortunate stroke of bad luck. Here are my personal picks for the top ten Halo 3 suicide videos in no particular order.
Top 10 Gamer Panties
Gamers are a very unique breed. We have our own 1337 language, we have our own inside jokes, and we have our own special sense of style. While gamer underwear is easy to find, these are my picks for the top ten gamer panties that only the true players will appreciate during those more intimate moments.
Ten Awesome Halo 3 Wallpapers
You may think you have the best desktop image ever, but you would be mistaken because I actually have the best desktop image ever. While you can’t have something nearly as awesome as mine, you can still have a bad ass Halo-themed wallpaper. Here are ten different designs that struck my fancy, perhaps they will strike yours as well.
Top 10 Video Game Side Stories I’d Like to Play
The current Xbox 360 video game library is stocked full of entertaining titles to play. But have you ever had a favorite game and wish they had expanded on a particular element of it? These are my top 10 twists on video games I’d just love to get my hands on. Because they would be fun to play. Really.
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