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custom cortana faceplate

If you notice you are frequenting the virtual battlefield of Halo 3′s multiplayer more than the comfortably familiar campaign these days, you may find yourself missing the sporadic appearances of a certain sexy holographic character. Lucky for you there is a custom Xbox 360 faceplate up for grabs on eBay right now that can make your loneliness for artificial intelligence disappear almost as quickly as your health does on the Cortana level.

Purchase here : wrxdj’s eBay Store
Buy It Now Price : US $90.00
Auction ends : Sep-14-08 03:23:58 PDT

Featuring real blue stained glass accents and silver etching throughout the faceplate, the very familiar Halo logo sits behind a Cortana figure whose ass appears to be glued to the power button. I personally don’t care for the appearance of this faceplate as it’s much too busy for my tastes, but it may make a nice collectible for anybody who is particularly passionate about Halo. Then again, $90 seems a bit pricey so perhaps you should just grab your own Cortana action figure, set it next to your console, and call it good. Don’t worry, you can still press that certain little area when you turn on your console if it makes you feel better.

The Claw Is Our Master

toy story claw xbox 360 faceplateToy Story, an adorable animated feature film produced by Pixar back in 1995, is an entertaining movie that follows the antics of a mischievous room full of suburban toys. It has spawned everything from video games and action figures to costumes and clothing. Now it’s also the source of inspiration for an accessory to adorn your favorite console.

Purchase here : worldwidewebb’s eBay Store
Current bid : US $99.99
Auction ends : Jul-10-08 20:25:55 PDT

This custom Xbox 360 faceplate features the almighty Claw and a whole slew of tiny obedient aliens whom worship it. Complete with that thingamabob you turn after inserting your coin, I’m pretty sure this delightful faceplate is a must have for any Toy Story fanatic. I can just imagine this faceplate getting ready to ship to the highest bidder and saying, “I have been chosen. Farewell, my friends. I go to a better place.”

UPDATE : This item sold for US $99.99.

Do Not Send This to the Repair Center

WALL-E autographed xbox 360XboxAddict is celebrating their brand new Faceplate Database by giving away a very special Xbox 360. The one-of-a-kind console comes adorned with not only the autographs of the entire WALL-E video game development team but also the cutest faceplate you have ever seen. You can read all the contest details and enter to win one of the numerous prizes here. While you’re there, you should browse their impressive Faceplate Database. The first thing I did was check to see if my beautiful faceplate was listed and lo and behold, it is there in all of its pink glory! Oh, and one more thing before you start chasing the links. If you win, you have to promise to not send that awesome autographed console to the repair center if it happens to red ring. I’m not kidding. I will personally hunt you down and kick your ass if you do.

I Think I See a Forerunner Symbol

blinged xbox 360 faceplate

Purchase here : worldwidewebb’s eBay Store
Current bid : US $99.99
Auction ends : Jun-14-08 16:54:21 PDT

This blinged out Xbox 360 faceplate boasts over two thousand brilliantly cut genuine Swarovski crystals. Featuring only the colors black, gray, and white (minus the single red crystal adorning the power button), this faceplate would look absolutely perfect on the Xbox 360 in my family room. That particular room, which functions primarily as a game room, has plenty of black with a spattering of silver accents making this plate a much better fit than the last more brightly colored version. If I keep seeing beautifully blinged out faceplates such as this one, I just may have to spruce up my own at some point.

UPDATE : This item sold for US $99.99.

Is That My Blood on Your Power Button?

Expertly line up opponent’s head in center of reticle. Carefully squeeze trigger precisely at right moment. Triumphantly watch target suddenly hurl backwards in the most amazing back flip ever. Rinse. Repeat. If this sniper’s life cycle accurately describes you, it’s probably about time your console reflected that.

sniper xbox 360 faceplate

Purchase here : worldwidewebb’s eBay Store
Starting bid : $29.99
Auction ends : May-21-08 17:48:11 PDT

Sporting the familiar phrase “If you run, you’ll only die tired”, this Xbox 360 faceplate is a sniper’s dream. A line of reticles sweep across the length of the faceplate before landing on the power button (which is splattered with the blood of what used to be your opponent’s head). It looks like it has been through battle and back but still proudly sports that familiar Halo green. Unfortunately for me this faceplate serves as a stark reminder that the sniper rifle only accounts for a pathetic 3.73% of my total kills. I guess I will have to keep waiting for the “My stickies love my teammates” version.

UPDATE : This item ended with no bids.

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