Belches, and Boils, and Bile, Oh My!
May 3, 2010 16 Comments

I have an ex-boyfriend who, during the duration of our relationship, wore the same stained sweat pants every single day, always made belching, gurgling noises, and never failed to produce vast quantities of bile whenever we dined out. Valve’s newest stuffed offering, the Left 4 Dead 2 Boomer Plush, would be the perfect piece to immortalize him forever. Covered in tumors and looking oh so fine, this adorably soft special infected stands 13″ tall and makes ten different in-game sounds. He’ll cost you $49.99 but it’s safe to say everybody will love him! Well, not that one person, but he doesn’t count anyways because he hates everything.








































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