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bs angel — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:58:48 +0000

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Posted in Crafty Crap, Nifty Nintendo, Video Games Tagged: Jewelry for Gamers

Master Chief Cufflinks

bs angel — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:37:48 +0000

A job interview. Your friend’s wedding. Your own wedding. A funeral. All occasions that warrant dressing up, the newest accessory to hit the Halo universe is absolutely perfect for each and every one of them. Featuring movable little Master Chief bodies, these adorable Halo-themed cufflinks (currently available on Etsy for $29.50 USD) provide the perfect complement to any suit currently hanging in your closet. They come in both green and blue, with red being noticeably absent. Oh well, nobody really likes red team anyways. Everybody knows they’re a bunch of girls. Who wear ribbons in their hair. And kiss all the boys.

Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Custom Halo Things, Jewelry for Gamers

A Halo Ring For Your Finger

bs angel — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 11:37:40 +0000

While rings often represent the mutual commitment shared between two people, there is nothing in the official rules that state it can’t embody a one-sided adoration with a video game character. For those carrying a torch for a certain Spartan supersoldier, there could not be a more perfect way to reflect that undying devotion than with a Halo-themed finger adornment. This stunning ring, crafted from sterling silver by the talented artists over at the Weta Workshop, comes in the shape of Master Chief’s iconic Mark VI Spartan helmet. Displaying that passion comes at a decent price though as this band will set you back $275.55 NZD ($178 USD) but love knows no bounds, right? Certainly not any financial ones. Feel free to continue reveling in all its glory after the jump.

Posted in Halo Heaven, Video Games Tagged: Jewelry for Gamers

Left 4 Dead Zombified Jewelry

bs angel — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:55:24 +0000

Women love receiving jewelry for Valentine’s Day. It’s simply one of those life absolutes (much like the fact that you’ll probably get a bottle of massage oil and a pair of ridiculously ugly silk boxers you’ll be forced to wear while you rub her back in a nonsexual manner since the day is about “romance” and not about “getting some”). I may or may not have just realized that I hate Valentine’s Day. And that I probably should have been born with a penis. Anyways, since you already have a Left 4 Dead-themed Valentine at your disposal, I thought you may need some coordinating jewelry to go along with it. While these handcrafted pendants are reserved for someone else, you can try nicely asking the zombie-obsessed artist for your own set. Because girls love this shit. Seriously. They really do. I’ll take all four please!

Posted in Crafty Crap, Video Games, Xtreme Xbox Tagged: Jewelry for Gamers

A Sexy Guide to Video Game-Themed Cufflinks

bs angel — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 09:32:40 +0000

Only real men wear pink, and only real gamers wear geeked out accessories. That’s right, if you are a male and consider yourself hardcore but you aren’t wearing your gaming heart on your sleeve, get the hell out. Or you could just refer to this handy guide about some awesome video game-themed cufflinks. Either way works.

While the Wii is traditionally known as the casual gamer’s console, being dedicated enough to wear sterling silver cufflinks in the form of a wiimote and nunchuk qualifies you as suitably hardcore. The only way you could be more hardcore is if you tattooed Mario on your ass. Thinking about it though, I’m not sure which is hotter. I may have to go with the ass, only because it comes with balls.

Nothing says, “I’m a classy old school gamer” quite like these hand-sculpted wire and aluminum Pac-Man cufflinks. Plus you automatically get the multitude of delightful sexual innuendos that Pac-Man has been bringing us since the ’80s. Don’t tell me you can’t hear those pellets screaming “Eat me!” and Pac-Man happily obliging. Oops, that wipes out the whole classy part, doesn’t it? Oh well, at least you still have old school.

Anybody caught wearing these adorable polymer clay cufflinks modeled after our favorite Xbox 360 controller is sure to unlock an achievement for being irresistibly hot. That person would probably have an increased likelihood of scoring some bedroom achievements as well. That’s right, take note. A man that’s not afraid to show his geeky side is a mighty attractive thing.

Showing off the fact that the PlayStation is your console of choice with these miniature controller cufflinks says two things, one that you have a buttload of money and two that you can watch Blu-ray movies whenever your little heart desires. Yup, that HD DVD Player can kiss your ass. So you’re rich, intelligent, and a gamer? I’ll take two please. Actually, make that three. Now that I think about it, maybe four would be good. Ah hell, just make it a baker’s dozen.

Nope, I can’t get enough of the Pac-Man cufflinks. Or maybe it’s the sex jokes I am addicted to. Either way, that little ball shaped critter sure does love to gobble up cherries, doesn’t he? Don’t worry though, his female counterpart can swallow those ghosts whole. Why else did you think they make such a perfect couple? Om nom nom nom.