A Grunt Birthday Party Cake, Hooray!

Any time I see a video game expertly transformed into an edible confection, I am always amazed at the level of detail one can attain with a little rolled fondant. Constantly being exposed to a plethora of incredible game-related cakes however has forced me to come to terms with my own cooking limitations. Not so long ago I attempted to make a Rock Band drum set cake only to find myself left with four piles of shit that appeared to have been vomited on by a rainbow bile-spewing Boomer. I’m thinking I could actually pull off this Unggoy cake though, which makes me absolutely adore it. Made to celebrate a Halo fan’s birthday, the inside is cinnamon-heavy snickerdoodle but the outside is 100% pure Grunt. I’d discuss in length why I think confetti cake would have been a more appropriate choice but I find myself with a sudden craving for some nipple. Apparently I have more in common with Grunts than I initially thought!