Friday Caption Fun, Round 105

August 13, 2010 by 97 Comments

Halo 3 ScreenshotSome of you will be fondling balls all weekend (three of them to be exact). If you’re anything like me though, you’re probably planning a Jason-themed movie marathon. As if there’s any other way to celebrate Friday the 13th! Regardless of your short-term plans, you know you have to carve some time out for captioning, right? Let’s start by recapping last week’s responses, and then … well, you know the drill!

  • “While unsure as to the exact use of the object, Keith tried to look menacing.” (TPA Nightmare)
  • “The #1 cause of Spartan finger loss.” (OwlAssassin)
  • “The Spartan concluded that the weapon was unusable due to lack of a trigger.” (Liam)
  • “Never bring a sword to a gunswordfight.” (Canuck-Errant)
  • “Freeze, Splitlip! I know how to use one of these…” (S)
  • “What’s to understand about swish-swish-stab?” (OwlAssassin)
  • “An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.” (ODST Alpha)
  • “The hardest achievement in Halo 3, obtaining a headshot with an Energy Sword.” (Shadowmech88)

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Friday Caption Fun, Round 104

August 6, 2010 by 98 Comments

Halo 3 ScreenshotI’m currently on vacation and away from my controller, so it only makes sense that Bungie would choose this weekend to host my absolute favorite double experience playlist. That’s right, all of you get to indulge in some Grifball for the next three days while my Xbox will remain woefully neglected. Stick around to recap last week’s responses and caption a new screenshot, and maybe I won’t hold it against you…. maybe being the key word.

  • “Unleashing Hell. At 5mph.” (OwlAssassin)
  • “Surprisingly, he’s on a splatter spree.” (retinence)
  • “Think moving things around in Halo 3 Forge was buggy and slow? You should’ve seen the original version…” (S)
  • “A forklift sounds like an ideal penetration machine, but Boris was unable to get it up.” (staticrift)
  • “They see me rollin’. They hatin’.” (Wasiq)
  • “I’m telling you, there is no way you can pick up chicks in a forklift!” (Jim 028)
  • “He wasn’t sure whether he was madder at his mother, for naming him Sisyphus – or his boss, for having an education and a lousy sense of humor.” (Louis Wu)
  • “Forklift beats everything!” (Babbott)

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Friday Caption Fun, Round 103

July 30, 2010 by 89 Comments

Halo Reach ScreenshotIf you’re anything like me, you’ve probably got a bad case of forklifts on your mind. Thankfully this weekend’s Halo double experience playlist of choice is Rocket Race, meaning the truly desperate can pretend they’re driving around small industrial vehicles instead of facing the fact that they’re still just riding brokeback. On the off chance that doesn’t do it for you, feel free to hang out here and caption instead. We’ll do our usual recap of last week’s answers, and then we’ll tackle a brand new screenshot!

  • “Just what I always wanted. My own little Spartan. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him…” (Jim 028)
  • “Grunt: NIPPLE!!!!!!!!” (soulofaqua)
  • “Your gun. My mouth. NOW.” (Louis Wu)
  • “YOU KILLED FLIP-YAP!” (Billdebeast)
  • “Lacking any plasma grenades, the Halo: Reach Grunts will now employ the flying deep throat attack!” (JLay)
  • “In all fairness to Bungie, Covenant Vampire Bat armor permutations sounded like a really good idea on paper.” (S)
  • “Grunt used Scary Face! It’s not very effective…” (Rakolai)
  • “Grunts breath methane all day. So when lighting THEIR farts on fire, the results are just… spectacular.” (retinence)

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Friday Caption Fun, Round 102

July 23, 2010 by 80 Comments

Halo 3 ScreenshotAfter watching the Halo: Reach Forge World Vidoc and the unboxing video of all the different game editions, I am currently sitting here in a semi-catatonic state, complete with a steady string of drool dripping from the precipice that is my slack-jawed mouth. This happens every time Bungie releases a slew of information unfortnately. Let’s see if I can pull it together enough to recap some of last week’s witty responses. If I can do that, I promise to post yet another Halo screenshot for your captioning pleasure!

  • “CQB: So, I herd u liek mudkip- ODST: Shut the fuck up.” (Owl Assassin)
  • “Mark’s attempt to recreate the kiss scene from Spiderman was less than appreciated.” (Rippolighter159)
  • “Damn it! I think we spawned in the M.C. Escher level again.” (Schoony)
  • “No, YOU’RE upside down!” (Mace Windex)
  • “Ceiling Spartan is watching you masturbate.” (Louis Wu)
  • “What’s happening, hot stuff?” (smurph)
  • “In Sandtrap Russia, Elephant flips you!” (Jack Attaak)

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IH3SotW: Let Me Get That

July 20, 2010 by 9 Comments

IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author: Fribbetz

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