Friday Caption Fun, PAX ’09 Edition!

I have a plethora of pictures gathering dust from PAX (some are good, some are bad, and some are downright ugly!) so I thought instead of our usual Halo 3 screenshot captioning activity, we could instead substitute community pictures from last weekend’s annual gamer festival. Along with providing some witty text though let’s also throw in some good ol’ fashioned Photoshopping. Please feel free to alter, caption, or do whatever you would like to the following images. Worthy submissions left in the comments will be pulled up into the main article for all to enjoy. Go on now, have some fun at my expense! I can’t wait to see what you fu suckers come up with. :runs off to find the banhammer:

with urk
with urk
“Wanna see my Elite impression?!” (nixproto)
“Urk! …You did not just fart again?!?!?” (JoeSki73)

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Best Couples Shirt Evar

best couple's shirt ever

As seen at PAX ’09, captured by BigCountry1369
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PAX Cosplay ’09

pax cosplay 2009

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What Happens At PAX Stays At PAX

I am snapping tons of pictures to share from PAX but I forgot to bring my connector cord so I am unable to upload them until I’m back home. My apologies for the utter and complete fail. To tide you over, I’ve pulled a few images people have captured and posted on Twitter. And for the record, it’s not as bad as it looks. IT’S WORSE.

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Are You Ready For Some Grifball?

grifballGrifball and I have a love/hate relationship. On one hand, it’s an activity that involves getting pounded all night long. On the other, it’s not exactly the best gametype to indulge in when you already have a disposition to betray. That’s why when I received an invitation from the crew at Rooster Teeth to play in the inaugural game on their new Sandbox Grifball court, I hesitated ever so slightly before accepting. Not wanting to miss out on a fun opportunity, I opted to go while promising myself that I would show massive amounts of uncharacteristic restraint and attempt to spare the lives of my teammates as much as possible. Turns out it wasn’t really all that possible.

Before detailing my very long list of betrayals, I wanted to offer my thoughts on the new official court. As I’m known for being Grifball’s #1 fan and also for having mastered the extremely difficult art of Forge, I was able to make some very valuable observations about this particular playing arena. There were three main things that really jumped out at me – the unique spawn system makes spawn camping near impossible, the well thought out placement of the weapons could not be more perfect, and the geomerging is simply beyond flawless. After taking my poor performance into account however, my expert opinion is that this sucker is broke. Fix your shit Rooster Teeth! So now that I’m done talking out of my ass, off we go to a screenshot diary reflecting my undying love for my teammates, the majority of whom I banged repeatedly throughout the entirety of the evening. And for the record, these aren’t the only betrayals I got that night. I just got tired of taking so many damn screenshots.

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