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The Gamer T-Shirts Gift Certificate Giveaway Winners + Gallery

bs angel — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 22:21:13 +0000

There are certain situations where being naked is not appropriate, and it’s times like those that t-shirts are the next best option. They’re super comfy and, if you choose wisely, accurately portray the very essence of your being. The following four images, all winning entries in the Gamer T-Shirts Gift Certificate Giveaway, contain shirts I’d happily wear any day of the week. A special thank you to all of you who participated in this particular contest, congratulations to the individuals who won, and I’m happy to see that so many of you are willing to leap at an opportunity to poke fun at me. Fuckers.

*Congratulations to rowboat 000, who was the random comment winner, and super big thanks to Tshirt Laundry for supplying the gift certificates for this contest!

Filed under: Video Games, Win Cool Shit Tagged: Gamer Garb

The Gamer T-Shirts Gift Certificate Giveaway!

bs angel — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 09:33:48 +0000

Gamers wear gamer t-shirts. It’s just a fact of life. If your closet is unacceptably bare of that particular type of attire, you’ll be especially interested in today’s giveaway. Up for grabs are five $25 gift certificates to Tshirt Laundry, an online store that specializes in pop culture tees. They have a fabulous selection of gamer-themed garb, so listen up! To win one of the $25 gift certificates, simply take the picture on the left (the one with the rather dynamic duo!) and put your favorite Tshirt Laundry shirt onto either myself or the Orbital Drop Shock Trooper. The four funniest entries will find themselves with a magical code worth $25. If you’re wondering about the contest specifics, or how to win the fifth gift certificate, hit the jump for all the gory details. Just make sure you’re prepared to learn everything you ever wanted to know. AND MORE.

Choose your favorite Tshirt Laundry tee (click here to see their gamer selections), and put it on either myself or the Orbital Drop Shock Trooper in this picture (make sure to grab the full size version). You can use Photoshop, Paint, or whatever program you wish. Hell, print it off and do it in crayon for all I care! The funniest four entries will each win a $25 Tshirt Laundry gift certificate. As humor is everything in this contest, feel free to adorn the picture with more than just the shirt. Captions, accessories, absolutely anything your sick and twisted mind can come up with is free game!

Send entries to hawtymcbloggy [at] gmail [dot] com, subject line I WANNA T-SHIRT. Entries will be accepted until Friday, July 23rd at 11:59 pm PT, and multiple entries are allowed. Winners will be notified on Sunday, July 25th and will have three days to accept their prize.

One $25 Tshirt Laundry gift certificate will also be given away to the author of a random comment left on this article. You may enter this way once a day until the contest closes on Friday, July 23rd. Please remember to use a valid email address when leaving your comment as that is how the comment winner will be notified.

This contest is only open to residents of the United States as Tshirt Laundry does not currently ship internationally. Many apologies to those located overseas. (To answer the question you oversea-ers are probably thinking: yes, I would be willing to let you ship it to me, and I would happily forward the package on to you upon receiving it. You would, however, be responsible for reimbursing the additional shipping charges!)

Filed under: Video Games, Win Cool Shit Tagged: Gamer Garb

Tu Eres Muy Sexy, Master Chief

bs angel — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 08:52:21 +0000

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you reversed the vowels in the title of your favorite shoot ‘em up video game? After looking at the most recent addition at Tshirt Laundry, it’s obvious they found themselves pondering that exact question. Their latest Halo-themed offering, which comes in the form of a t-shirt that says Hola, features a poncho-wearing, sombrero-sporting, maracas-wielding Master Chief. With a regular price of $16, it’s currently on sale for a mere $12. Personally, I’m going to wait for the ODST version. I’m hoping they go with Load Shot. Or Had Stool. I’m thinking both would make for visually appealing designs.

Filed under: Halo Heaven, Video Games, Xtreme Xbox Tagged: Gamer Garb

I Choose (These Pokémon) Shoes

bs angel — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 21:27:14 +0000

I guess you could say that Misakochan kinda likes collecting, training, and battling fictional, insect-like creatures. It was that exact minimal interest that drove her to painstakingly draw all 151 original Pokémon on her previously stark white shoes. You know what they say, gotta sketch ‘em all! More pictures are waiting for you after the jump should you have the desire to view ‘em all. Oh man, I could do this all day. Or at least until I bug the shit out of you all!

Filed under: Nifty Nintendo, Video Games Tagged: Artistic and Shit, Gamer Garb

A Snuggly Master Chief Hat

bs angel — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 08:49:12 +0000

Every once in a while you find yourself in a situation where you don’t want to actually see anything but you still need access to your mouth. This Halo-themed covering is optimal for just those occurrences. Made from irresistibly soft fleece and meant to border your face more than completely encase it, this Master Chief hat is sure to keep your dome super warm and snuggly, all the while retaining that iconic Spartan supersoldier look. Personally, if I’m going to have a helmet in my face, I prefer the purple variety but maybe that’s just me.

Filed under: Halo Heaven, Video Games, Xtreme Xbox Tagged: Custom Halo Things, Gamer Garb