Friday Caption Fun, Round 100!

July 9, 2010 by 115 Comments

Halo 3 ScreenshotWednesday was Bungie Day, and Halo loyalists everywhere received a healthy serving of new Reach information along with a spattering of flames. If you thought the fun and games ended there though, I’m happy to tell you that you are mistaken because this week we celebrate the 100th round of our Friday Caption Fun festivities! I have a surprise for you in the form of a very special picture, but first let’s recap last week’s responses. You know the drill!

  • “2 Spartans 1 cup.” (lozg1985)
  • “Why do Spartan golfers bring two sets of power armour? In case they get a hole in one!” (Owl Assassin)
  • “Even when playing Halo, Tiger Woods still manages to get multiple holes.” (Rippolighter159)
  • “Who knew pole dancing could be so dangerous?” (Zelp)
  • “Golftacular! Gained the lead!” (jVictor)
  • “That wasn’t Red’s hole in one… Blue shot it from orbit.” (retinence)
  • “Hey! Steve! You still gonna whine about being teabagged? Or do you prefer the balls I’m dropping on you now?” (S)
  • “Hole in… Two?” (A Pointless Paradox)

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Friday Caption Fun, Round 99

July 2, 2010 by 71 Comments

Halo 3 ScreenshotIf you have a long holiday weekend looming in front of you, you’ll be happy to know that Grifball is your double experience playlist of choice. Normally I’d be all over that, but I just happen to have two new additions to my family that will be taking up any and all of my free time. That means less virtual sports but more captioning! Let’s get started by recapping last week’s rather witty responses, and then I’ll dig through a big ol’ pile of screenshots and hopefully turn up another gem for us. Off we go!

  • “The Spawn!…It decides who will stay and who will go…it says you go!” (Miztli)
  • “In Soviet Russia, spawn point camps you.” (Owl Assassin)
  • “Bungie’s anti-cheating program has become self-aware.” (mendicantbias00)
  • “The Blue Man Group tries its hand at Halo.” (A Deaf Boy)
  • “Someone was finally fast enough to catch a screenshot of one of the Guardians.” (ZZoMBiE13)
  • “I thought only Standoff’s spawns were broken…” (Ali)
  • “DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER” (Louis Wu)
  • “The Elite paused, not wanting to be labeled a spawn killer for the rest of his life.”
    (Divine Plan)

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Friday Caption Fun, Round 98

June 25, 2010 by 75 Comments

Halo 3 ScreenshotI’ve never really understood the attraction of the Zombies gametype. Any time I played it back in Halo 2, it simply amounted to extended periods of everybody sitting with their thumb up their ass on the highest spot of the map, waiting for the lone opposing player to approach and meet their death time after time again. If the mere thought of that excites you, you’ll be happy to know that Living Dead is the double EXP playlist of the weekend. If your opinion is more like my own, maybe we should just hang out and caption instead. Let’s recap last week’s answers, and then we can dissect a fun, new image!

  • “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!” (xXSushiSanXx)
  • “Where we’re going…we don’t need roads.” (Firestorm12)
  • “Remind me again… we arm the bomb where?” (halcylon)
  • “Transform and roll out!” (Babbott)
  • “I just don’t see why it’s called a Warthog. It looks more like a Pumadactyl to me.” (Zee-V70)
  • “A Halo movie with Peter Jackson?!? Sure… when ‘hogs fly!!!” (JLay)
  • “So as we now know, under the helmet the Master Chief was MacGyver all along!” (ZZoMBiE13)
  • “This is what the Falcon looks like now after Sage nerfed it.” (LogicalHuman)

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Friday Caption Fun, Round 97

June 18, 2010 by 91 Comments

Halo 3 ScreenshotI have a date to play some four player co-op Halo campaign this evening, and I believe they have plans to drag me, kicking and screaming, into completing a Vidmaster or two. If that’s the case, I’ll probably attempt to get out of it, and this weekend’s Team Throwback double experience playlist just may be the perfect excuse. Flag has always been my Halo bread and butter, and I don’t plan on changing that anytime soon. Before I start stealing stuff from the other team though, how about we settle in for some captioning? We can recap the best of last week’s responses and then take a look at a brand new screenshot. Who’s with me?!

  • “Hi, I’m Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC. Please have a seat over here.” (Hyokin)
  • “You sank my battleship!” (vyper117)
  • “Pink: “E-3.″ Grey: “What? When?”” (Nuclear Pi)
  • “You seem to be right, Pink. This Chatroulette thing is nothing but a bunch of guys jackin’ it!” (JLay)
  • “Pink Spartan has expanded her Farm in FarmVille” “Grey Spartan LIKES Pink Spartan’s Wall Post” (ZZoMBiE13)
  • “Don’t tell me you forgot the Ethernet cable!” (Zerowind117)
  • “The Nintendo DS XXL was a hit with the Spartans.” (PeterSimp)
  • “We now see that bs angel and urk are NOT the same person.” (araknoros)

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Friday Caption Fun, Round 96

June 11, 2010 by 118 Comments

Halo 3 ScreenshotYou may have already reached this point or perhaps you’re quickly approaching it, but I’m excited to say that my summer officially starts today! One of my favorite things about the more relaxed days are the evenings spent gaming where the sun comes up before the marathon session is even finished. Before I become the most sleep deprived person ever, let’s indulge in some captioning. Join me in recapping last week’s rather witty answers and then we can tackle a brand new screenshot. Whataya say?

  • “Welcome to the meeting of G.R.O.S.S. I am president and tyrant for life.” (Dragnew)
  • “If the staff meeting just ended, no one outside is gonna know the freakin’ password! Now open up! We need ammo and the Chief is out here.” (Fluid_Darkness)
  • “But soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the Sun.” (Indeed Not)
  • “It’s a legitimate strategy!” (OwlAssassin)
  • “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of Elderberries!” (Schoony)
  • “TREEFORT CAPTURED.” (Canuck-Errant)
  • “Fine, I’ll go build my own treehouse, with blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the treehouse.” (General Vaguneness)
  • “I’ll let you in if you can think of a decent caption for this picture.” (A Deaf Boy)

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