• “Oh sure, it’s quite impressive he got in there, but wait ’til he comes out. It’ll be a blast!” (Zwooosh)
• “Red has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover…” (porge)
• “(Superintendent chime) Thank you for using Mombasa Recycling. Keep it clean!” (Anton P. Nym)
• “Elite: Go on, punch me – I DARE you!” (Nuclear Pi)
• “Upon reflection, the Elite realised that his Weighted Companion Cube cosplay outfit probably wasn’t the best thing to wear during combat.” (Sgt Benton)
• “Blue, if you make a “thinking outside the box” joke, I swear I’m gonna kick your ass.” (MGH1138)
• “With a matter of hours left, Blue Spartan sighed with relief as he got ready to ship the last packed up Elite to Halo: Reach.” (Mr Viper)

The packed up Elite isn’t the only thing moving on to Reach, because our frivolous Friday antics are making the same move! I can’t be sure when they will officially come to an end, so I highly recommend participating while you can. And with that being said, caption away!

Author: Smellon

• “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!” (VYPER117)
• “To hunt the cone, you must become the cone.” (akanealw)
• “Tonight’s “Xbox Live Game With Fame” goes retro with the folks from Devo!” (Anton P. Nym)
• “Have you ever wondered why we are here?…” (retinence)
• “In’cone’nito” (SIR COFFEE)
• “Bungie were struggling to top the flaming heads of Halo 3 but then suddenly it hit them… in the face… hard…” (Crazy A 64)
• “Shhhh! Be vewy quiet! We’we hunting twaffic cones!” (Iago 462)
• “Halo: Conebat Evolved” (cardo8)
• “Greatest disguise ever, Red will never spot me!” “Greatest disguise ever, Blue will never spot me!” (Bud the Chud)

While those disguises definitely need some work, I think it’s safe to say the costume in the following screenshot is also less than optimal. Check out what I mean and then tell me what’s going on, preferably in the form of a witty caption please. Oh, and if you could do it before Tuesday, that would be awesome. I heard through the grapevine it will be rather busy that particular day…

Author: TACO831

• “Even 500 years in the future, Aquaman is still sore at BP executives.” (Absolute Edge)
• “By 2357, Swamp Thing had evolved enough to be called Swamp Man. By 2552, he had further evolved to become Swamp Spartan.” (SkeletorODP)
• “Recon tried to compensate for his height with his mighty mohawk.” (soulofaqua)
• “Marco polo… with deadly consequences.” (halcylon)
• “This isn’t the flood I thought you meant…” (Aklangi)
• “Spartan seamen: armed and dangerous.” (pwkwsfi)
• “The Bungie banhammer lurks for all those who pee in the Xbox Live community pool.” (JLay)
• “We’re gonna need a boat. Then, we’re gonna need a bigger boat.” (Andrew)

Jaws, the inspiration behind the last quote, just may be the best movie ever. The second best movie though? Definitely Coneheads. If my memory serves me correctly, the two Spartans in the following screenshot played the starring roles. Or something like that. Since I’m obviously confused, how about you figure out what’s going on in this picture, and then tell me in the form of a witty caption? It would be much appreciated!

Author: Walking Complex

• “It’s a legitimate strategy.” (Indeed Not)
• “It wasn’t the rocket that hurt Blue in the end. It was being left out.” (TPA Nightmare)
• “Camping taken to new heights.” (Gagazet)
• “IT’S A TRAP!” (jVictor)
• “Great WTF Moments In History – Blue gets an overkill extermination for throwing a couple of ‘nades down the invis hall…” (JLay)
• “That’s not OS. Fred was stuck in the middle and really had to pee.” (retinence)
• “Guys! I’m not sure this overshield is gonna hold your weight much longer!” (Ben Of Bodom UK)
• “We are a monument to all your sins.” (shonan)
• “Blue thought he was the only one clever enough to time the invisibility spawn.”
  (Skitzo Sven)
• “It looks like OS is -sunglasses- carrying his team. YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH” (ODST Alpha)

I could not read the final caption without thinking of the ridiculously entertaining CSI-themed Mass Effect videos. Someone needs to make some Halo ones, stat! Another thing that needs to be done in a quick-like fashion is the captioning of the following screenshot. Come up with a witty quip, and post it in a comment please. Thank you!

Author: xX Floseiden Xx

• “You are wearing super-soldier armor…no one is going to be able to tell you peed yourself!”  (mendicantbias00)
• “The sad Blue’s emblem isn’t quite an accurate representation of his mood at the moment.” (Queen 0f Blades)
• “Hey, it’s ok…everyone’s sniper rifle goes off early once in a while. I still love you!” (JLay)
• “… Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furr…” (retinence)
• “It’s okay, I didn’t get picked to be on Noble Team either.” (Absolute Edge)
• “Hey buddy, why so blue?” (Jim 028)
• “Don’t worry, it’s OK………..I’m sure Reach won’t be the LAST game…” (SPARTANXIII)
• “Come on man…just because bs angel didn’t pick your caption this week doesn’t mean she doesn’t still care about you.” (S)

And the truth is out. You people finally know what I’m really thinking every time I don’t pick your caption. And it only took you 105 rounds to discover the truth! That may be a new record. Let’s break another record with the following screenshot, but this time let’s make it the most captioned picture ever. Ready, set, CAPTION!

Author:  tR DevilDawg