Fan Mailbag: I Have a Little Penis

I deserve good things. I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with. I’m going to do a terrific blog today! And I’m gonna help people! Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me! Well, some people anyways. Off to the always full fan mailbag.

Author: solo Br
In response to: Why I Hate Your Halo Video

“why do people keep posting on this stupid shit come on go get lives the only reason im on here is because im editing a video for a friend. but im sure as hell not listening to this little FUCKING N*GGER talk about the right way to do stuff you have no clue you piece of shit. So go grab what little of a penis you have and stick it in your boyfriends ass BS ANGEL piece of shit.”

For the record, I didn’t pay over $100 on my deluxe strap-on for it to be called “little”. It’s EXTRA LARGE, you douchebag. Check the box if you don’t believe me. PS: Stop making Halo videos. kthxbai.