I deserve good things. I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with. I’m going to do a terrific blog today! And I’m gonna help people! Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me! Well, [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Fan Mailbag’
16 Jul
Fan Mailbag: Fulfilling Your Wildest Dreams For a Dollar!
I deserve good things. I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with. I’m going to do a terrific blog today! And I’m gonna help people! Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me! Well, [...]
9 Jun
Fan Mailbag: Massage Me
Massage you? For a fucking 40? I know I’m easy but seriously, I do have some
standards. Get me a 50 and then we’ll talk about your happy ending. kthxbai.
9 May
Fan Mailbag: SNOP DOGG
Dear SNOP DOGG,
Thank you so much for the thoughtful sentiments you sent me over Xbox Live after viewing the Mother’s Day video on the dashboard. To have an individual take time out of their busy day to send a ‘Happy Mother’s Day’ message to someone they don’t even know briefly restored my faith in humanity. [...]
4 May
Fan Mailbag: Fun with Graphs #1
I deserve good things. I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with. I’m going to do a terrific blog today! And I’m gonna help people! Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me! Well, [...]
26 Jan
Fan Mailbag: I Have a Little Penis
I deserve good things. I am entitled to my share of happiness. I refuse to beat myself up. I am an attractive person. I am fun to be with. I’m going to do a terrific blog today! And I’m gonna help people! Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and, doggonit, people like me! Well, [...]
Your Recent Comments