I tend to not get excited about Halloween (probably because every day is Dress Like a Slut Day in my world) so when that less than magical holiday rolls around, I subtract an L, throw on my favorite Halo shirt, and call it good. Heather agrees with my overall sentiments but puts a little more effort into her annual ensembles. Crafting a Jackal mask from eyeballs, teeth, and other random body parts that were scattered about her basement, all she has left is slapping on a few more feathers and then this costume can be called complete. Halloween may have already come and gone, but Thanksgiving is right around the corner. As if you need an excuse to crave some of that deliciously moist meat.

Will tattoos people. He gets paid to repeatedly drive razor-sharp needles in and out of several layers of someone’s skin, rapidly inserting indelible ink to create a decorative, and often personally significant, image. One of his more recent jobs included the task of permanently placing Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 upon a Halo fanatic’s upper arm. Wearing his easily recognizable sage green armor and surrounded by a cloud of blue, the ink version of our favorite Spartan supersoldier appears to be holding a hadouken-esque fireball-spewing submachine gun in each hand. The only way that tattoo could be more bad ass is if the guns were magnums. And by magnums I mean really large penises. Surely I’m not the only one that calls that their favorite dual wielding combo!

*Image posted with permission; mental pictures now placed in your heads, not so much.

At an elementary school level paper-mâché is simply a fancy way of making the ultimate spit wad. After reaching an age less obsessed with sticky spheres of pleasure, it transcends into an art form perfect for creating custom keepsakes on a much grander scale. Armed with little more than a small container of glue and large amount of paper, papercraft extraordinaire origamiwolf spent 20 hours carefully crafting himself a lustrous paper-mâché Master Chief helmet. In an effort to give you a simplified description of the process behind making the Halo-themed headgear, he started with something wet and finished with something hard. Story of my life I tell you.

If I was going to try my hand at making any of the variety of Flood creatures born in the Halo universe, I would simply toss a bag of popcorn into the microwave and call it good. Grandmasterstevo is clearly more creative than I am though because he raided a box of holiday decorations and somehow came away with an adorably disgusting Flood Infection Form. Crafted from items spanning three months worth of festivities, the body is a plastic pumpkin, the back half is a silicone-covered wicker cornucopia, the front feelers are flower-adorned Christmas ornaments, and the legs are party balloons placed over pipe cleaners. Feel free to get up close and personal with this ball-shaped sac after the jump. And don’t worry, those bumps aren’t anything a spot of medicine won’t clear right up for you.

For some people marriage represents a sacred bond uniting two kindred souls. For others it means they are permanently stuck with the most annoying and high demanding person they have ever had the misfortune of meeting. Needless to say this matrimonial accessory is perfect for the latter. Featuring a heavy-handed bride dragging away her assumedly Halo-obsessed groom, this confectionery adornment places the sentiment we all know as true front and center on the widescreen tv. Game. Fucking. Over. Should the depiction be applicable to your current situation, this video game-themed wedding cake topper can be yours for $69.95 USD. I say go for it because we all know that once the knot is tied, that’s the last 69 you’ll be seeing for quite some time. And by quite some time I mean FOREVER.

Whenever I’ve enjoyed an evening consisting of nothing but a good old fashioned screwing, I’m always left in a state of complete and utter exhaustion. Skittles somehow has the same experience though and comes away with an incredible tangible result. Armed with nothing but a screwdriver, a pocket knife, and an image in his head, he substituted a firm, round pumpkin as the canvas to create his latest Halo-themed masterpiece. His Halloween creation, which will undoubtedly be adorning his porch this Saturday evening, features a flaming ODST helmet with the word Helljumpers bordering the top. I would say Skittles is officially prepared to drop, but I do believe he has already dropped it. Perhaps even like it’s hawt.

*Images posted with permission.http://hawtymcbloggy.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/helljumper02.jpg

Daniel Reese fancies himself a part-time shoe customizer. After catching a glimpse of his latest Halo-themed design, I’d venture a guess that it’s probably about time he quit his day job. Featuring a subtle dark green and gray color palette, this particular pair of Nike Dunk Highs has a gorgeously muted rendition of Master Chief hand painted along the side. Considering the last pair of gaming-themed shoes we saw cost an exorbitant $2,500, the $294 price tag on this set of sneakers seems more than a little reasonable. Heck, I’d buy ‘em. There are two of them in there ya know.

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A job interview. Your friend’s wedding. Your own wedding. A funeral. All occasions that warrant dressing up, the newest accessory to hit the Halo universe is absolutely perfect for each and every one of them. Featuring movable little Master Chief bodies, these adorable Halo-themed cufflinks (currently available on Etsy for $29.50 USD) provide the perfect complement to any suit currently hanging in your closet. They come in both green and blue, with red being noticeably absent. Oh well, nobody really likes red team anyways. Everybody knows they’re a bunch of girls. Who wear ribbons in their hair. And kiss all the boys.