At an elementary school level paper-mâché is simply a fancy way of making the ultimate spit wad. After reaching an age less obsessed with sticky spheres of pleasure, it transcends into an art form perfect for creating custom keepsakes on a much grander scale. Armed with little more than a small container of glue and [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Custom Halo Things’
3 Nov
This Form Is Definitely Infected
If I was going to try my hand at making any of the variety of Flood creatures born in the Halo universe, I would simply toss a bag of popcorn into the microwave and call it good. Grandmasterstevo is clearly more creative than I am though because he raided a box of holiday decorations and [...]
2 Nov
Wedding Is Spelled G-A-M-E O-V-E-R
For some people marriage represents a sacred bond uniting two kindred souls. For others it means they are permanently stuck with the most annoying and high demanding person they have ever had the misfortune of meeting. Needless to say this matrimonial accessory is perfect for the latter. Featuring a heavy-handed bride dragging away her assumedly [...]
27 Oct
Helljumpers Pumpkin
Whenever I’ve enjoyed an evening consisting of nothing but a good old fashioned screwing, I’m always left in a state of complete and utter exhaustion. Skittles somehow has the same experience though and comes away with an incredible tangible result. Armed with nothing but a screwdriver, a pocket knife, and an image in his head, [...]
26 Oct
Custom Halo Footwear
Daniel Reese fancies himself a part-time shoe customizer. After catching a glimpse of his latest Halo-themed design, I’d venture a guess that it’s probably about time he quit his day job. Featuring a subtle dark green and gray color palette, this particular pair of Nike Dunk Highs has a gorgeously muted rendition of Master Chief [...]
13 Oct
Master Chief Cufflinks
A job interview. Your friend’s wedding. Your own wedding. A funeral. All occasions that warrant dressing up, the newest accessory to hit the Halo universe is absolutely perfect for each and every one of them. Featuring movable little Master Chief bodies, these adorable Halo-themed cufflinks (currently available on Etsy for $29.50 USD) provide the perfect [...]
10 Oct
This Halo 3 Bomb Gives You an Extra Life
If you are the thoughtful type and enjoy hand-delivering detonative gift baskets directly to your opponent’s base, then perhaps you’d like your own Type 14 Anti-Tank Mine to adorn your personal residence as well. This innocuous Halo 3 bomb replica, signed by various Rooster Teeth and Bungie-type people, reads Thus I Refute Thee and was [...]
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