Archive for the ‘Video Games’ Category

The Katonian Press: Bungie Could Launch Major Assault As Early As Tuesday

The Katonian Press, a regular offering brought to you by the evil genius and criminal mastermind behind the always scintillating WITFITS, will soon be your best source for weekly fake gaming news, assuming it’s not already. Grab a cup of coffee, open up The Katonian Press, and enjoy it for what it is: a satirical [...]

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The Five-Year Lag

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The Three Step Guide to Being Cool in Halo 3

1. Take a screenshot of you beating a well-known MLG pro.
2. Make the aforementioned image your profile screenshot.
3. Pray nobody clicks the ‘View Game‘ option.

Voilà! And you can thank me later. Ya know, after you’re done making yourself cool and all.

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Nintendo Wii Tutting Routine

Everybody marches to the beat of their own drum, just sometimes that beat happens to be the song that plays during the Mii customization process on the Nintendo Wii as this rather unique dancer so willingly demonstrates. If only contemporary abstract interpretive dancing was an option for our round digital avatars instead of the snore-worthy [...]

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Action in the Sack

Source [grin + bear it]

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A Flag Worth Fighting For

by piercingtiger

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Happy Birthday, America!

Author: III CORBMAN III

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Pew Pew Pew

What’s the best thing about having kids? The act of making ‘em. What’s the second best thing about having kids? How freakin’ adorable they can be. While they’re mainly preoccupied with being obnoxious little brats, every once in a while you have the good fortune of catching one that has successfully entered full-fledged cute mode. [...]

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Friday Caption Fun, Round 53

While my favorite Halo 3 double experience playlist of choice is easily Team Flag, this weekend’s ‘4th of July‘ option sounds decently fun as well. I’d replace decently with exceptionally if it weren’t for the whole Rocket/Splaser Slayer thing. Talk about torture! I’ll tell you what’s not torture though, and that’s our regular screenshot captioning [...]

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Now Accepting Submissions for the Bungie Day ‘09 Post!

Bungie day, the only day of the year that gives Santa Claus a run for his money, is quickly approaching. Last year we celebrated the magical seven-filled date with a colossal compilation of thank yous that included words, words, and more words. This year it’s all about the image and that wonderful number that follows [...]

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