February 23, 2010 9 Comments
Peggle, a pachinko-esque puzzle game that involves clearing colored pegs off of carefully designed boards with a limited supply of balls, is strangely reminiscent of sex. Success on each level is marked with the playing of Ode To Joy, extravagant fireworks, a numerical bonus, and an inescapable mini-orgasm. With that in mind, it only makes sense that Peggle-specific pick-up lines could one day come in handy so I decided to draft a list of ten unique lines that could possibly help you score a real life climax instead of just one of the video game variety. Commit a few to memory and give them a try at your next LAN. I’m guessing they’ll be met with either an introduction to someone’s bedroom or a slap to the face. One or the other is going to happen though. I guarantee it!