Often recognized by their tent, fire, and permanently stationary status, campers are one of the most detested groups known to exist on the virtual battlefield. Frustrating because of both their infuriating tactics and your inability to stop running directly into their tried and true traps, some of us are a little more guilty of this [...]
Archive for the ‘Original Must Reads’ Category
8 Oct
Top Ten Halo 3: ODST Pick-Up Lines
It’s a well established fact that some people use Xbox Live as a dating service, focusing more on the potential real life score instead of the better chanced virtual game-related one. Unfortunately their verbal attempts are frequently recycled where you’ve heard them all before so I decided to draft some original Halo 3: ODST-themed pick-up [...]
31 Aug
Top Ten Ways To Tell You’re an Older Gamer
Getting older is one of those unfortunate facts of life. Many times we don’t even know it’s happening until we take a look in the mirror and make the stark realization that we still have the same exact haircut we so precariously styled way back in our high school days, the bad news being it’s [...]
11 Aug
Halo Drinking Games
What do you get when you mix one of your favorite video games, a group of rowdy friends, and a generous amount of alcohol? Many of us unruly types refer to that as a guaranteed good time. Bored stiff from the standard drink upon every death version, I have concocted a handful of gametype-specific drinking [...]
16 Jul
Land Grab Is a Form of Territories
To the hardworking and underappreciated Halo 3 Matchmaking Veto Gods,
I haven’t written to you in a while; as a matter of fact it’s been nine long months since I last deposited a note into your inbox. While I freely admit I am more than a little high maintenance, I do attempt to keep my complaining [...]
18 May
Eight Reasons Every Girl Should Date a Gamer
Let’s face it ladies, the vast majority of single guys are jerks. In their perpetual quest for the ever elusive score, they will stoop to almost any level for their typically all too brief moment of ecstasy. They pretend to be things they aren’t, they lie about significant aspects of their lives, and they will [...]
3 May
Hot Chicks with Master Chief
Chicks dig bad ass Spartan supersoldiers. Just ask anybody who has ever cosplayed as Master Chief. The following is an image collection of particularly attractive females who happily give Master Chief the respect and adoration he deserves. Think of it like Hot Chicks with Douchebags, except Master Chief is not a douchebag. Well, most of [...]
30 Apr
Top Ten Halo Multiplayer Maps I’d Like to Reside Upon
Many of the multiplayer maps available in the Halo trilogy have extraordinarily varied and unparalleled characteristics. From vast, snow-covered tundras to warm, shark-infested beaches to box canyons in the middle of nowhere, the virtual environments are all very unique. Occasionally we come across a map that we would vacation upon if given the opportunity, but [...]
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