A Mouthwatering Watermelon Chain Chomp

Whether you’re into bondage or simply have a penchant for spherical food, you’ll love this delicious Mario-themed dish. Crafted from the merging of two popular summer fruits, this watermelon Chain Chomp is not only nutritious but also comes with a chain made out of grapes. It looks great and all, but I do have one teeny-tiny piece of constructive criticism: NEEDS MOAR BALLZ.