Archive for the ‘Halo Heaven’ Category

Grin + Bear It: Where Angels Dare To Tread

Are you looking for action, adventure and romance? Then go watch a film because this is a regular weekly offering to the gods of innuendo and lolz, brought to your face by the always funny Grin + Bear It. Read on as The Chief, Hayabusa and Recon (plus the occasional special guest) have more bollock [...]

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Halo: Reach iPhone Wallpaper

Fuck that Modern Warfare business. The next big game is Halo: Reach and it’s about time your portable telephone displayed that. Thankfully Halcylon, your source for all things cellular phone-related, is here to do your bidding. Last time he tackled the Blackberry but this time it’s all about the iPhone. Creating a detailed yet clean [...]

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Friday Caption Fun, Round 70

Many of you have fallen victim to the latest video game bug often referred to as MW2 but if you find yourself still free of its grasp, perhaps this weekend’s Halo 3 double EXP  offering will appeal to you. It’s called Team Control and it basically offers up all the gametypes you typically veto in [...]

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The Lighthouse

While typically used to assist in sea and aerial navigation, lighthouses sometimes find themselves being used for other purposes as well. This Halo 3 machinima shows one such example. Featuring higher than average voice acting coupled with an original score, you’ll want to go ahead and push play as this video is definitely worth approximately [...]

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Chronicles of ODS Steve: Plan Alpha (#48)

ODS Steve. The man. The legend. The hero that knows no fear. Join him and Delta Squad for their comical adventures as they valiantly attempt to drop into enemy territory to take the fight straight to the Covenant. Enjoy the Chronicles of ODS Steve, a regular weekly offering brought to you courtesy of DeepCee.

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Paper-Mâché Master Chief Helmet

At an elementary school level paper-mâché is simply a fancy way of making the ultimate spit wad. After reaching an age less obsessed with sticky spheres of pleasure, it transcends into an art form perfect for creating custom keepsakes on a much grander scale. Armed with little more than a small container of glue and [...]

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Taste the Rainbow

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*Created by the appropriately named Skittles (who keeps it so clean that he’s still considered virginal!) and posted here with permission.

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Grin + Bear It: Drapeau Blanc

Are you looking for action, adventure and romance? Then go watch a film because this is a regular weekly offering to the gods of innuendo and lolz, brought to your face by the always funny Grin + Bear It. Read on as The Chief, Hayabusa and Recon (plus the occasional special guest) have more bollock [...]

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Halo Legends – The Babysitter Today Only

If you are at all intrigued by Halo Legends, a series of seven short anime-styled films produced by Microsoft’s 343 Industries that focuses on the rich Halo universe, today is the day to watch the first full episode. Titled The Babysitter and putting the spotlight on the rivalry between the SPARTAN-II Commandos and the [...]

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