Rorschach Inkblot Test - Avalanche

11 07 2008

We haven’t done a Rorschach Inkblot Test activity in a while, primarily because we breezed our way through the majority of the Halo 3 Global Heatmaps we were using for our images. I feel like changing things up a bit this week though so I am temporarily interrupting our regularly scheduled Friday Caption Fun to bring back an old favorite.

The last time we did this interpretive activity we used the rather intriguing image of Blackout. The striking similarity to female reproductive organs was first noted by pwkwsfi and then quickly seconded by -S-, Kyle, Dan, and Azrylle.

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What Does Your Call Sign Mean?

9 07 2008

When the Halo 3 Beta burst onto the scene many moons ago, there was much lamenting over the implementation of the call sign system. Gamers love their unique gamertags, they love their customizable avatars, but they didn’t love the random selection of letters and numbers automatically assigned to them. Almost nine months later and we have grudgingly gotten used to it. Some of us will even admit that it’s an improvement from H2’s system. Now instead of saying, “Hey, you with the penis and balls avatar!”, you can instead call that person by the U69 call sign they and half the Halo Nation so proudly display.

H07

My call sign has always been H07. Previously I belonged to a community that uses the first letter to signify what squad you belong to so being an active member of the Honor Guard (defense), my letter was an H. Our number selection was entirely our choice so I went with 07 as seven is a significant number in the Halo series. A few weeks after I had selected my call sign I was in the middle of matchmaking and one of my buddies started hysterically laughing when he realized my call sign spelled out “hot”. I did not realize that when creating my random string of characters as I am not especially fluent in the 1337 language so everybody got (and continues to get) a humongous laugh out of it. Yeah, real funny jerks.

It’s now time to change my call sign so I’m looking for inspiration from all of you. What is your call sign and why did you choose it? Does it bear any personal significance to you? Please note anybody with (insert random letter here)69 need not reply. I know why you chose that, you horny unoriginal bastard you.





The Needler is Mine

9 07 2008

While there are a plethora of incredible Halo-themed minifigures being crafted from tiny plastic building blocks these days (see what I did there SoxKid05?), only one of them is wielding an amazing multicolored needler. This just happens to be that one.

custom LEGO master chief minifig

Purchase here : brickarm’s eBay Store
Current bid : US $9.99
Auction ends : Jul-18-08 16:59:48 PDT

This custom LEGO Master Chief figure comes with a variety of weapons including an assault rifle, a pistol, an smg, and a few frag grenades. All you really need to know though is that the beautiful glowing pink homing projectile launcher (also known as the needler) is included. Compatible with stock LEGO minifigs, the miniature weapon is 100% injection molded and 200% absolutely adorable. While I have no earthly idea what injection molded means, I’m pretty sure it has something to do with being completely bad ass. Because it is.

P.S. I really do know what injection molded means so don’t email me the definition. kthxbai.





New Halo Game Announcement Expected Soon

8 07 2008

The gaming hills are alive with the sound of speculation coming from rumor mills nestled deep within the gaming community. A super secretive source is claiming that the next Halo title will be revealed at E3 but probably won’t feature our favorite seven foot tall Spartan. With Bungie teasing an announcement of sorts on July 14th, everybody has a theory. I, personally, am putting my money on Human Pach1nko Parlor. Imagine if you could launch Grunts that after falling their way through a complicated system of pegs would then burst into a massive multicolored confetti-filled explosion. You know you want it. It’s ok, I want it too. Keep your fingers crossed for next week. Pachinko ftw!

Human Pach1nko Parlor

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Featuring the Mysterious Superintendent

7 07 2008

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The assortment of Bungie Day 2008 goodies costing the exorbitantly high price of absolutely nothing are now available on the Xbox Live Marketplace. Go pick up your gamerpics, themes, and a delicious new map. What new Bungie-themed gamerpic will you be sporting?





Love, The Bungie Community

7 07 2008

happy bungie day

Halo has changed my life in so many ways. It’s an amazing game and has changed FPS’s for the better. Halo is the only game where I have actually got goosebumps playing. When you watch Jenkins mission log and first see the Flood….the fear….it’s real. When you smash through an army of Covenant in a warthog on the beaches of Mombasa…..the satisfaction as alien blood splatters on your windshield. When you watch the Arbiter slay the Prophet Of Truth, you feel like you really witnessed the end of a war. With three amazing Halo games out already, I can only imagine the series future…..and it’s beautiful. Happy Bungie Day, FocusedWeevil

Author: brandon92069
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I just wanted to thank Bungie for everything they’ve done for the community. They put up with tireless complaints from every corner of the world and their sense of humor remains in abundance. Thanks for halo and for everything. Happy Bungie Day, Like 7 Kittens

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