The Katonian Press, a regular offering brought to you by the evil genius and criminal mastermind behind the always scintillating WITFITS, will soon be your best source for weekly fake gaming news, assuming it’s not already. Grab a cup of coffee, open up The Katonian Press, and enjoy it for what it is: a satirical [...]
Archive for the ‘Halo Heaven’ Category
6 Jul
The Three Step Guide to Being Cool in Halo 3
1. Take a screenshot of you beating a well-known MLG pro.
2. Make the aforementioned image your profile screenshot.
3. Pray nobody clicks the ‘View Game‘ option.
Voilà! And you can thank me later. Ya know, after you’re done making yourself cool and all.
3 Jul
Friday Caption Fun, Round 53
While my favorite Halo 3 double experience playlist of choice is easily Team Flag, this weekend’s ‘4th of July‘ option sounds decently fun as well. I’d replace decently with exceptionally if it weren’t for the whole Rocket/Splaser Slayer thing. Talk about torture! I’ll tell you what’s not torture though, and that’s our regular screenshot captioning [...]
2 Jul
Now Accepting Submissions for the Bungie Day ‘09 Post!
Bungie day, the only day of the year that gives Santa Claus a run for his money, is quickly approaching. Last year we celebrated the magical seven-filled date with a colossal compilation of thank yous that included words, words, and more words. This year it’s all about the image and that wonderful number that follows [...]
1 Jul
Chronicles of ODS Steve: Falling Angel (#31)
ODS Steve. The man. The legend. The hero that knows no fear. Join him and Delta Squad for their comical adventures as they valiantly attempt to drop into enemy territory to take the fight straight to the Covenant. Enjoy the Chronicles of ODS Steve, a regular weekly offering brought to you courtesy of DeepCee.
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