Friday Caption Fun, Round 95

June 4, 2010 by 87 Comments

Halo Reach ScreenshotDue to the demands of my daily grind, I haven’t played Halo in quite some time. If there’s one playlist that could bring me back though, it’s Grifball. Guess what happens to be the double EXP flavor of the weekend? That’s right, our favorite Spartan sport! I’ll be getting hammered all weekend long, and I’ll even be playing some Halo so feel free to join me on the court, but not before our customary captioning of course. Let’s recap last week’s quips and then we’ll take a peek at another screenshot. Off we go!

  • “That takes care of the dust, now all that’s left are those damn echos.” (Mojo)
  • “When the UNSC ordered the Master Chief to clean house, he had no clue that they meant it literally.” (QuackJAG)
  • “Irrefutable proof that the Master Chief is, in fact, a woman.” (Radius)
  • “Broom taken! Broom dropped! Broom taken! Broom dropped!” (SkeletorODP)
  • “After his PTSD got too bad for him to fight, Bungie swore they’d keep the Chief on the payroll somehow.” (ZZoMBiE13)
  • “VH1′s Behind the Helmet: Where are they now?” (mendicantbias00)
  • “Many players were surprised after last weekend to find out what “Hell’s Janitor” really meant.” (DenimDan312)
  • “Keep it clean.” (Seenoht)

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Friday Caption Fun, Round 94

May 28, 2010 by 134 Comments

Halo Reach ScreenshotNow that the Reach beta is over, what titles are currently capturing your attention? I’ve been busy demoing various XBLA games I’ve missed out on lately and also dipping into some cases that have been collecting dust since their initial purchase. Regardless of what has been spinning in your disc tray, how about we take a quick break for our customary captioning? We can recap last week’s answers and then try our hands at a brand new image. Let’s a-go!

  • “Crouching Spartan, hidden codpiece.” (halo3syourdaddy)
  • “My backpack’s got jets. I’m Boba the Fett. I bounty hunt for Jabba Hutt to finance my ‘Vette.” (JLay)
  • “Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!” (porge)
  • “Red now takes every step carefully, in order to not fall prey to the dreaded trash can.” (hongoasdf)
  • “Karate Kid: 2552″ (mendicantbias00)
  • “Bungie unveils a new armor ability: Sneak! It’s not very effective, but people still want it nerfed.” (DenimDan312)
  • “In ur base! Still playin’ the beta!” (Zwooosh)
  • “SHUTUP… he’s huntin’ wabbits.” (retinence)

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Friday Caption Fun, Round 93

May 21, 2010 by 98 Comments

Halo Reach ScreenshotThere are no new Halo: Reach gametypes to try out this weekend. No new maps. No new playlists. No new anything because the beta has officially reached its conclusion. I figure we can either sit here with our thumbs up our asses while we wait for fall to roll around or we can caption a new picture. Personally, I’m going with option number one but I’ll recap last week’s answers and post a new shot just in case you decide to go with the latter!

  • “WORT! WORT!……. Wort?” (rollo 93)
  • “A recently discovered bug in the beta has lead to a string of incidents involving Ghosts being splattered by Elites.” (That Geek)
  • “Elite Evade button fail!” (JLay)
  • “In Soviet Russia, Elites splatter Ghosts.” (Schoony)
  • “Head On, apply directly to the forehead!” (shadowsquid86)
  • ““Lunge” means “Board” in French, right?” (Canuck-Errant)
  • “Bungie’s Halo Reach Beta Playlist Update 1.0

    • - Spartan DMR Loadout removed from Invasion Phase 1
    - CTF Flag return proximity slightly increased
    - Same team Stockpile flag removal and re-scoring resolved
    Bungie’s Halo Reach Beta Playlist Update 1.1
    - Elites given tremendous balls” (S)

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Friday Caption Fun, Round 92

May 14, 2010 by 86 Comments

Halo Reach ScreenshotI have not gotten to spend near the amount of time on the Halo: Reach beta as I was initially hoping so I am going to use this opportunity to live vicariously through you. Hop on and give the new Spartans vs. Elites Slayer gametype a spin for me, won’t you? But before you do, let’s complete our customary captioning. First up is recapping last week’s entertaining responses and then we can bombard a brand new screenshot with our hilarious quips. Off we go!

  • “And then some asshole with active camo steals the skull.” (A Pointless Paradox)
  • “What is thy bidding, my master?” (CrazedOne1988)
  • “First one to pop has to eat the skull!” (Zerowind117)
  • “BY THE POWER OF FLAME SKULL!” (PikminGod)
  • “It’s amazing what people will do for head.” (Schoony)
  • “The skull is our master. The skull chooses who will go and who will stay.” (Seenoht)
  • “A full week of playing the beta with little sleep, food, and water and you’ll be bowing at the mere sight of a flaming skull as well.” (retinence)
  • “Who would’ve expected it to be so hard to find a virgin sacrifice, especially on Xbox Live?” (Penguin Ninjoid)

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Friday Caption Fun, Round 91

May 7, 2010 by 81 Comments

Halo Reach ScreenshotWe could talk about how Mythic Brawl is the Halo 3 double experience playlist this weekend but I’m not sure anyone really cares. Not when Invasion starts today. Vehicles. Phases. A yard full of bones. Hell motherfucking yeah! I know at this point you probably don’t want to caption but if I have to be here, you do too. So let’s go over last week’s responses, and then you can toss in a quip or two and be on your way. It won’t take long, I promise!
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  • “Suddenly, Bungie staff only armour isn’t so appealing.” (OwlAssassin)
  • “The new exclusive pre-order deals from GameStop keep getting more and more ridiculous.” (FinAeros)
  • “SKULLAMANJARO!!!!” (rollo)
  • “Tim Burton presents… A Nightmare Before the Beta” (Natonator)
  • “Does this armor make my head look big?” (Jester 343)
  • “Achmed the dead Spartan!” (JLay)
  • “Emile saw this helmet and immediately tried to reproduce it. While Noble team calls it a crap remake, fans call it bad ass.” (plazmamuffin)

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