This Halo 3 Bomb Gives You an Extra Life

October 10, 2009 by 9 Comments

halo 3 bomb replicaIf you are the thoughtful type and enjoy hand-delivering detonative gift baskets directly to your opponent’s base, then perhaps you’d like your own Type 14 Anti-Tank Mine to adorn your personal residence as well. This innocuous Halo 3 bomb replica, signed by various Rooster Teeth and Bungie-type people, reads Thus I Refute Thee and was constructed primarily from unadulterated, pure awesome. Currently up for grabs at the bid-happy eBay, 100% of the proceeds from this auction will be donated to Extra Life, a 24-hour charity gaming marathon aimed at raising money to fight pediatric cancer. So hold onto yer butt and snag your own personal Andy, all in the name of making a difference.

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There’s a Nipple Joke In There Somewhere

October 3, 2009 by 23 Comments

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booble head

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The Ultimate Custom Xbox XD-3 Extreme Edition

September 8, 2009 by 39 Comments

Ultimate Custom Xbox

During a recent stint of drudging my way through the dregs of eBay, I was rewarded by stumbling upon something so amazing, so astonishing, so unbelievable that I had to pinch myself numerous times to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. While I’ve never actually envisioned what my perfect gaming setup would be, the previously amorphous fantasy came to crystal clear fruition after laying eyes on the Ultimate Custom Xbox XD-3 Extreme Edition. Alternatively known as The Ultimate Custom Omega-Compatible XD-3 Extreme Powered Double-Cooled Ultimately Customizable Hand-Crafted Original Mega-Elite Xbox, this custom creation not only plays Xbox games but also Super Nintendo and GameCube titles as well. You may be expecting a masterpiece such as this to break the bank but bidding starts at the extremely low price of $1,999.00 USD. Fuck, I just typed 129 words of complete bullshit so I could post some bewbs for you all to enjoy. Freakin’ perverts.

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The Lion, The Lamb, and an Xbox 360

August 29, 2009 by 50 Comments

twilight xbox 360 case

Teenage girls everywhere whose hearts go pitter-patter over the prospect of undead males confessing how incredibly difficult it is to not kill them now have a new way to reflect their passion for that rather unorthodox love. What was before expressed in books and a movie can now be slathered all over Microsoft’s current-gen system. A custom Twilight-themed Xbox 360 case that is illuminated with internal lights, this gaming accessory features cut out lettering and an etched picture of the unusual pairing of Edward and Bella. Bidding starts at $41.53 USD with the unusually high coolness factor included at no extra charge.
modalicious consoles

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Autographed Cheech & Chong and June Foray Xbox 360 Faceplates

June 9, 2009 by 12 Comments

Cheech & Chong xbox 360 faceplate

June Foray xbox 360 faceplate

If you have more than three decades under your belt, you will appreciate the latest two custom Xbox 360 faceplates to hit eBay. Created by renowned faceplate maker SpaceGhost2K (I have one of his Halo-themed pieces adorning my 360 right now), all the proceeds from both auctions will be donated to Child’s Play, a gamer-driven charity that is dedicated to improving the lives of sick children everywhere. One of the faceplates bears the likenesses of the beyond hilarious duo Cheech & Chong (along with their autographs which were acquired at the “Cheech & Chong Light Up America and Canada” tour) and the other features the signature of June Foray with portrayals of a plethora of characters she has voiced over the years. Bid on a faceplate, help the children, you know the drill. Off you go!

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