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Everyone’s Favorite Halo Cannon Fodder, Now in Plush Form!

bs angel — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 18:01:38 +0000

Remember this cute, little guy? The incredibly soft, stuffed Grunt who was searching for his nipple mate? If you’d like to be his one and only, you can make a play for his red, stitched heart over at everybody’s favorite auction site. Current bid sits at a paltry US $0.99, but it certainly won’t stay at that price for long. I can personally guarantee that!

Attempt to purchase the Halo Covenant Grunt Plushie, or just see bs angel’s current bid

Filed under: eBay Stuff, Halo Heaven, Video Games, Xtreme Xbox Tagged: Custom Halo Things, Video Game Toys

Mona Lisa Makes This Custom Xbox 360 a Classic

bs angel — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 09:21:34 +0000

The Mona Lisa, a sixteenth-century portrait painted in oil on a poplar pane, is arguably one of the most famous paintings in the world. If you happen to be a fan of this popular piece of artwork, you’ll be excited to know it was recently recreated upon an Xbox 360. While a video game item is undoubtedly an unusual medium for classic art, the iconic image of a slightly smiling woman adorns one side of the interactive entertainment device while the artist used the second side of the case to flex his creative muscles. I’m thinking 2 Girls, 1 Box would be an excellent alternative title for this custom console (and that’s not just because I think it looks like shit either!). It can be purchased on everybody’s favorite auction site so hit the link to place a bid, or hit the jump to take a gander at a picture of the other side. One of those things causes more trauma than the other, but I’m not saying which one. As The Go-Go’s once stated, my lips are sealed. When penises aren’t involved anyways.

Filed under: eBay Stuff, Video Game Accessories, Video Games, Xtreme Xbox Tagged: Artistic and Shit

Real-Life Halo Spike Grenade

bs angel — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 21:55:20 +0000

One morning, upon arriving home, I witnessed my neighbor use my driveway to turn around and, in the process, knock over my extremely full garbage can that was patiently awaiting pickup. As he sped away, I pictured myself adhering a spike grenade to his crotch and then dipping my nonexistent balls directly into his face. Unfortunately my daydream did not come true, but it could have if I would have had one of these at my disposal. Made from PVC, smooth-on urethane, aluminum, and faux leather, this amazingly detailed Halo spike grenade prop stands 38″ tall and weighs in at an impressive 4.5 pounds. It’s currently up for grabs on eBay with a starting bid of US $150.00 and while it doesn’t explode, I’m thinking some creative modifications just may make that possible. Don’t worry guys, I’M ON IT.

Filed under: eBay Stuff, Halo Heaven, Video Games, Xtreme Xbox Tagged: Custom Halo Things

Don’t Cha Wish Your Spartan Was Hot Like This?

bs angel — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 19:02:00 +0000

As seen on eBay

Filed under: eBay Stuff, Halo Heaven, Video Games, Xtreme Xbox Tagged: Custom Halo Things, Video Game Toys

Reach for this Autographed Halo 3 Poster

bs angel — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 19:00:27 +0000

Whether you like Halo collectibles, charitable causes, or things that are just really freakin’ big, this amazing video game-themed wall adornment is definitely for you. Currently up for grabs on eBay and spanning an impressive 90″ x 32″, what started as a Halo 3 launch poster turned into a gamer’s dream with the addition of numerous Bungie employee autographs. Devotees of that particular developer will love the numerous signatures but those with a heart will appreciate the fact that all of the proceeds from this sale will go to Rebuilding Together Dayton, a nonprofit organization dedicated to providing home rehabilitation for low-income Dayton homeowners (particularly the elderly and disabled). The donation will be made in memory of Berserker Barage, a long time Halo fan who left us too soon. Bid on a poster, remember a friend, and score some swag. You know you want to!

Filed under: eBay Stuff, Halo Heaven, Video Games, Xtreme Xbox Tagged: Video Game Charities