Apparently confused about the primary weapon that should be used in the Call of Duty series, somebody more than a little excited about the upcoming release of Modern Warfare 2 has already created an Xbox 360 mod not featuring grenades but instead putting the focus on bullets. Riddled with numerous Israeli-made 9mm shells, this custom console is adorned with a shotgun slug backing on the power button, a casing covering the sync button, and lighting elements illuminating both the disc tray and the side graphic (detailed pictures of which are located after the jump). It’s currently up for grabs on eBay and considering it’s primarily black, perhaps those night vision goggles will come in handy for more than just peeing in the dark after all.

When I heard there was a voice recording from Joel “Caboose” Heyman up for grabs on eBay, I immediately began daydreaming about all the different things I could have him say in the one minute offered time span. Then I read the fine print which included the clause “must be tasteful” and all my hopes and dreams were dashed in a single instant. I am still planning on bidding though, not because the sound of his voice is enough to get the job done (it is) but rather all the proceeds from this auction, along with several other Halo-themed ones, are being donated to Child’s Play, a gamer-driven charity that works to improve the lives of sick children everywhere. If you want to score some sweet Halo swag, much of which is autographed by various industry-type people, check out the numerous bundles below!

Halo 3: ODST Child’s Play Auction Pack
Wearable ODST “The Rookie” helmet, OOAK commissioned 36×24 art piece by Kelli “Pinkuh” Washburn, Hand painted ODST Xbox 360 faceplate by Luke McKay, ODST “The Rookie” McFarlane Toys figure signed by Bungie Studio staff members

Halo 3 Multiplayer Child’s Play Auction Pack
Wearable Scout helmet signed by approximately 30 Bungie Studio staff members along with Jen Taylor (voice of Cortana) and Jerome (Bungie’s security guard), Pair of handmade Red and Blue UNSC multiplayer flags

Halo Child’s Play Auction Pack
Halo 3 edition Xbox 360 faceplate signed by Bungie Studio staff members, Signed copy of the Halo novel Ghosts of Onyx, McFarlane Toys Blue Elite action figure, Halo 3 wristband, Halo 3 wall scroll, Halo 3 Xbox 360 faceplate

Red vs. Blue Child’s Play Auction Pack
Caboose -1 messenger bag, Red vs. Blue Reconstruction DVD signed by Rooster Teeth, McFarlane Toys Halo Recon Grifball figure signed by Rooster Teeth, Voice recording from Joel “Caboose” Heyman to be recorded after auction

Halo Novels Child’s Play Auction Pack
Ghosts of Onyx signed by Eric Nylund
Contact Harvest signed by Joe Staten

Halo Voice Actors Child’s Play Auction Pack
Sketch of Mister Chief by Frank O’Connor, Signed photo of Steve “Master Chief” Downes, Luke McKay print signed by Jen “Cortana” Taylor, Halo print signed by Todd McFarlane, Signed Halo Wars piece by Gregg “Captain Cutter” Berger, Print signed by Eddie Smith

Halo ODST/Reach Child’s Play Poster Pack
Signed Halo Reach poster by Bungie Studio staff members
Signed Halo ODST poster by Bungie Studio staff members

Halo Legends Child’s Play Poster Pack #1
“The Package” poster signed by Shinji Aramaki, “The Babysitter” poster signed by Studio 4˚C, “Duel” poster signed by Productions I.G., “Origins” poster with Cortana, “Home Coming” poster, “Prototype” poster, “Odd One Out” poster

Halo Legends Child’s Play Poster Pack #2
“The Package” poster signed by Shinji Aramaki, “Duel” poster signed by Productions I.G., “Origins” poster with Cortana, “The Babysitter” poster, “Home Coming” poster, “Prototype” poster

Operation Chastity Concept Art Child’s Play Auction Pack
Two Halo concept art pieces (11×17) for a future fan-made Halo film. They are limited 18/100 for both prints.

Some people would pay extra to ensure that teeth are not part of their experience. Sculptor Kalapusa is hoping there are some individuals who feel the exact opposite though. Determined to create an absolute masterpiece, he first began his ambitious project by thoroughly researching animal skin patterns, mouth anatomy, aging, and plant life. What he learned combined with five months of arduous work left him with what is arguably the most realistic interpretation of the iconic Super Mario Bros. Piranha Plant ever created. Assuming that you find the thought of owning a large, carnivorous sculpture more than a little appealing, it could potentially be yours for a starting bid of only US $1,400. If that price tag has a bit too much bite for you, there’s also a baby version available at a fraction of the cost. That one has significantly less teeth and a whole lot more gums, which we all know is more desirable anyways.

*A special thanks to TJ Fadness, who prefers women with removable dentures, for the tip!

If you are the thoughtful type and enjoy hand-delivering detonative gift baskets directly to your opponent’s base, then perhaps you’d like your own Type 14 Anti-Tank Mine to adorn your personal residence as well. This innocuous Halo 3 bomb replica, signed by various Rooster Teeth and Bungie-type people, reads Thus I Refute Thee and was constructed primarily from unadulterated, pure awesome. Currently up for grabs at the bid-happy eBay, 100% of the proceeds from this auction will be donated to Extra Life, a 24-hour charity gaming marathon aimed at raising money to fight pediatric cancer. So hold onto yer butt and snag your own personal Andy, all in the name of making a difference.

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During a recent stint of drudging my way through the dregs of eBay, I was rewarded by stumbling upon something so amazing, so astonishing, so unbelievable that I had to pinch myself numerous times to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. While I’ve never actually envisioned what my perfect gaming setup would be, the previously amorphous fantasy came to crystal clear fruition after laying eyes on the Ultimate Custom Xbox XD-3 Extreme Edition. Alternatively known as The Ultimate Custom Omega-Compatible XD-3 Extreme Powered Double-Cooled Ultimately Customizable Hand-Crafted Original Mega-Elite Xbox, this custom creation not only plays Xbox games but also Super Nintendo and GameCube titles as well. You may be expecting a masterpiece such as this to break the bank but bidding starts at the extremely low price of $1,999.00 USD. Fuck, I just typed 129 words of complete bullshit so I could post some bewbs for you all to enjoy. Freakin’ perverts.

Teenage girls everywhere whose hearts go pitter-patter over the prospect of undead males confessing how incredibly difficult it is to not kill them now have a new way to reflect their passion for that rather unorthodox love. What was before expressed in books and a movie can now be slathered all over Microsoft’s current-gen system. A custom Twilight-themed Xbox 360 case that is illuminated with internal lights, this gaming accessory features cut out lettering and an etched picture of the unusual pairing of Edward and Bella. Bidding starts at $41.53 USD with the unusually high coolness factor included at no extra charge.

If you have more than three decades under your belt, you will appreciate the latest two custom Xbox 360 faceplates to hit eBay. Created by renowned faceplate maker SpaceGhost2K (I have one of his Halo-themed pieces adorning my 360 right now), all the proceeds from both auctions will be donated to Child’s Play, a gamer-driven charity that is dedicated to improving the lives of sick children everywhere. One of the faceplates bears the likenesses of the beyond hilarious duo Cheech & Chong (along with their autographs which were acquired at the “Cheech & Chong Light Up America and Canada” tour) and the other features the signature of June Foray with portrayals of a plethora of characters she has voiced over the years. Bid on a faceplate, help the children, you know the drill. Off you go!

Halo action figures are all the rage these days, as are Halo tattoos and even Halo cakes. But Halo-themed wreaths? While I missed that particular memo, eBay seller mayette0422 clearly did not as she is currently offering up this one of a kind laurel to the lucky highest bidder. Available at a Buy It Now price of US $200 (or a starting bid of $99), this Halloween-colored circlet features a plethora of collectible knickknacks including buttons, miniature weapons, bullet shells, and even a lone Halo 2 disc. I actually have the perfect spot for this unique decoration. It’s called the inside of a closet door that nobody ever opens. Oh relax, I’m just kidding! I wouldn’t even take this sucker out of the box. Hit the jump for some close-ups of this gamer garland.