Let’s say you’re a Pokémon fanatic who needs a mask, whether it be for skiing, recreating your favorite scene from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, or hiding your face while filming your latest pr0n movie so your spouse doesn’t find out your side hobby. Whatever your motivation, textile extraordinaire Andrea has got you covered. Armed with [...]
Archive for the ‘Crafty Crap’ Category
19 Nov
Kig-yar: The Other White Meat
I tend to not get excited about Halloween (probably because every day is Dress Like a Slut Day in my world) so when that less than magical holiday rolls around, I subtract an L, throw on my favorite Halo shirt, and call it good. Heather agrees with my overall sentiments but puts a little more [...]
14 Nov
Pac-Can
Canstruction is a cleverly named design competition where architects, engineers, and students team up to see who can create the biggest, most impressive sculpture comprised solely of unopened cans of food. The results are not only mindblowingly awesome but the entire event is also charitable in nature as all the canned food is donated at [...]
10 Nov
Paper-Mâché Master Chief Helmet
At an elementary school level paper-mâché is simply a fancy way of making the ultimate spit wad. After reaching an age less obsessed with sticky spheres of pleasure, it transcends into an art form perfect for creating custom keepsakes on a much grander scale. Armed with little more than a small container of glue and [...]
9 Nov
I’d Hit This Box
I carelessly throw my copious amounts of gaming accessories haphazardly in a disorderly pile, constructing a chaotic orgy of tangled cords, plastic peripherals, and old discarded game cases. J. Jamme finds himself a bit more organized though which is clearly reflected in his latest chic creation. A master at merging old French furniture with contemporary [...]
5 Nov
Insert Coin, Among Other Things
Video games. Music. The occasional necktie. The era of those eight notable bits has left its footprints in more than just the sand. It’s even ventured into the realm of matrimony as displayed by this 8-bit wedding invitation. Featuring a groom as player one and the bride as player two, this novel nuptial note pits [...]
3 Nov
This Form Is Definitely Infected
If I was going to try my hand at making any of the variety of Flood creatures born in the Halo universe, I would simply toss a bag of popcorn into the microwave and call it good. Grandmasterstevo is clearly more creative than I am though because he raided a box of holiday decorations and [...]
2 Nov
Wedding Is Spelled G-A-M-E O-V-E-R
For some people marriage represents a sacred bond uniting two kindred souls. For others it means they are permanently stuck with the most annoying and high demanding person they have ever had the misfortune of meeting. Needless to say this matrimonial accessory is perfect for the latter. Featuring a heavy-handed bride dragging away her assumedly [...]
27 Oct
Helljumpers Pumpkin
Whenever I’ve enjoyed an evening consisting of nothing but a good old fashioned screwing, I’m always left in a state of complete and utter exhaustion. Skittles somehow has the same experience though and comes away with an incredible tangible result. Armed with nothing but a screwdriver, a pocket knife, and an image in his head, [...]
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