Friday Caption Fun, Round 110

Halo 3 ScreenshotMany of you were sick, on vacation, or simply not available for at least a few days this week. While excuses were undoubtedly varied, the source of 99% of the absentee issues can probably be reduced to two words – Halo: Reach. I’m sure, as three full days have passed, you’ve completed the campaign, customized your Spartan, and perhaps even built something in Forge World. Or maybe you’re like me, slowly working your way towards all of the above. Regardless of what aspect of Reach is keeping you busy, I do hope you’ll spare a few minutes for our customary Friday festivities! Before we begin though, let’s start with the traditional recapping of last week’s responses.

  • “Oh sure, it’s quite impressive he got in there, but wait ’til he comes out. It’ll be a blast!” (Zwooosh)
  • “Red has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up. However, he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover…” (porge)
  • “(Superintendent chime) Thank you for using Mombasa Recycling. Keep it clean!” (Anton P. Nym)
  • “Elite: Go on, punch me – I DARE you!” (Nuclear Pi)
  • “Upon reflection, the Elite realised that his Weighted Companion Cube cosplay outfit probably wasn’t the best thing to wear during combat.” (Sgt Benton)
  • “Blue, if you make a “thinking outside the box” joke, I swear I’m gonna kick your ass.” (MGH1138)
  • “With a matter of hours left, Blue Spartan sighed with relief as he got ready to ship the last packed up Elite to Halo: Reach.” (Mr Viper)


The packed up Elite isn’t the only thing moving on to Reach, because our frivolous Friday antics are making the same move! I can’t be sure when they will officially come to an end, so I highly recommend participating while you can. And with that being said, caption away!

Halo Reach Screenshot
Author: Smellon

54 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 110

  1. Indeed Not says:

    Come play with us Noble 6. Forever and ever and ever.

  2. Dead baby seal says:

    You thought double melées were bad. Just wait till you get a double splater.

    Or

    In soviet Russia mogooses share wheels.

  3. TPA Nightmare says:

    I just don’t get this ‘modern art’…

  4. soulofaqua says:

    Playing Chicken, you’re doing it wrong.

    • Wasiq says:

      I call shotgun…wait…how is this going to work?

  5. NiTrOuS 343 says:

    The new Covenant vehicle in Halo: Reach, the answer to the UNSC’s Mighty Truck, the… SPIDER!

  6. wrinkly cat says:

    now that they had made giant glasses, they needed to make a giant cod piece

  7. lozg1985 says:

    punishment for those who didn’t carpool in the u.n.s.c was severe

  8. grimtimes says:

    you know when you just got tangoed.

  9. Steve the Lekgolo says:

    Daimn! You just got GOOSED!
    ————————————
    “We really shoulda thought this through.”
    ————————————
    “Now, hip pivot, thrust, spin, step back…”

  10. Schoony says:

    Wait till Blue sees our Mongoose rocket…

  11. ComaToast says:

    Alright, now just stick your flaming helmet down to light the fuse of our rocket.

  12. Undercover Duck says:

    That’s how we roll!

  13. augustelc says:

    bungie and hasbro soon realized halo 4: transformers was not such a good idea after all

  14. Personsen says:

    The red team’s mongoose breeding program turned out to be quite a success.

  15. retinence says:

    These 2 saw Power Rangers for the first time and decided to attack blue team with their very own Halozord. Incidentally, their team did not care to join.

  16. Skitzo Sven says:

    Two Spartans One ‘Goose

  17. SPARTANXIII says:

    You think this is bad? Wait until you see what they did with the tank!

  18. Monkey_lord says:

    Flaming red: Now if we do this correctly, when we start the driving at the same time we should go up.

    Regular red: You watch too much cartoons dude.

  19. F8L ERROR says:

    “Alright, on the count of three pull.”

  20. Visitor at home says:

    Alright lad, here’s the plan. You go for the monkey wrench, and I’ll see about the banana milkshake. Red team, AWAY!

  21. reverse snipe says:

    what happens when you put phase option on a mongoose.

  22. Flying ViVo says:

    ”Simmons, transform to motorcykle-mode”

  23. The Flying Spartan says:

    Portals and ATVs do not mix.

  24. God…dammit…why….won’t this…frickin…thing…*CLANG* come lose?

  25. ACC3SS says:

    “We did it, dude! We made the first Halo Rorschach blot!”

  26. Cardo 8 ATL says:

    -“Flame on!” “Flame off!”-

  27. Cardo 8 ATL says:

    Double-mongoose… still not as powerful as the tank.

    • staticrift says:

      Wow thats a full mongoose all the way, double mongoose, oh my god its a double mongoose… its starting to look like a triple mongoose

      • Indeed Not says:

        AGH IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL. So bright and vivid. AHHHHH. What does it mean? It’s a double rainbow, all the way across the sky.

  28. Cardo 8 ATL says:

    “Shit! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted. Okay maybe if I put my leg … up on yours, you know … we can split apart like … good. Yea. On three. One, two, three, go!”

  29. hongoasdf says:

    So this is why they didn’t include “phased” physics for vehicles in Forge World…

  30. DustandEchoes says:

    Red Spartan realized he had not only broken the guardians, but reality.

  31. jVictor says:

    “I don’t think this is what they had in mind when they were asked where new mongooses come from.”

  32. Chris Haldor says:

    “Hey look! It’s a Cyclops with a red moustache!”

  33. Anton P. Nym says:

    Red realised this was a dimensional rift when he saw his Evil Twin.

    — Steve

  34. Seth says:

    Red Spartan soon came to realize that he hadn’t fully appreciated the consequences of dividing by zero.

  35. staticrift says:

    Pete: “How are we going to win the war whith crazy inventions like this”
    Bort: “Atleast we have the element of suprise… i’d be suprised to see two idiots actual driving this thing”

    • staticrift says:

      Two mongoose’s bumping exhaust was just one of the answers in Angel’s rorshach results. Also including; Master Chief’s codpiece and Miranda Keyes cameltoe.

  36. Rakolai says:

    Siamese Spartans.

  37. SPARTANXIII says:

    Tests to increase the passenger capacity on the mongoose where……..varied to say the least.

  38. Billdebeast says:

    MINDF*CK

  39. CapturetheBomb says:

    “There ain’t nothing wrong, with a little bump and grind.”

  40. Gunlat3M says:

    The Halo-themed amusement park had a malfunction with one of their rides… thankfully a fire extinguisher was nearby for the one Spartan.

  41. VYPER117 says:

    After this incident, Noble Six swore off LSD for good.

  42. OwlAssassin says:

    When a mummy mongoose and a daddy mongoose love each other very much…

  43. Natonator says:

    In retrospect, red’s “chinese mongoose trap” was not the best of ideas.

  44. Babbott says:

    Double mongoose all the way… all the way across the sky…

  45. Nuclear Pi says:

    Red: “and this saves fuel how?”

  46. Jack Attaak says:

    I see… a beetle? A skinny crab, maybe… Or an hourglass. What are these inkblot tests for, anyway?

  47. Steve the Lekgolo says:

    Red 1: “I blame society!!”

  48. TROYTRON INDUSTRIES says:

    Hold on, why does he get to have his head on fire?!

  49. Trivial says:

    “They see me rollin’…they hatin”

  50. Ptown16 says:

    Maybe, If the mongooses explode, I might get the flaming helmet!

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