WANTED: Reach Fork Lift Driver

Reach Fork Lift Driver

Reach Fork Lift Driver

As seen on Monster.co.uk

*Many thanks to BFalcon, who applied, got the job, and starts on the 14th, for the tip!

25 Responses to WANTED: Reach Fork Lift Driver

  1. a rascal cat says:

    Haha, I’m so applying for that job.

  2. Thors toe says:

    I have the needed license!!!

  3. twostone says:

    It’s a crazy idea and I would be killed by my girlfriend…..but I kinda need a job. And I have the license.

    • bs angel says:

      I do believe I speak for the community when I say DO IT!!

  4. JedixJarf says:

    This is freaking amazing!

  5. Crazeye0 says:

    An onsite assessment?
    Live action Halo?

  6. xLAS3RP01NT3Rx says:

    I’m so confused…

    • ODST Alpha says:

      You and me both. o.0

  7. Launch says:

    Good to see the forklift can actually lift!

    • the_eNeME says:

      No it can’t. And for good reason. Bungie showed a clip of what happened when it did. Things just FLEW into the air. Hilarious.

      • Launch says:

        I know it can’t lift ingame, I was just referring to the “extremely high racking”. It’s too bad we can’t save Reach by sending everything into orbit.

  8. BFalcon says:

    It was actually Wintermoonlight that found this – I’m just the middle man :)

  9. johpan says:

    I kinda get the humor but since I actually do work in a warehouse and know exactly what they’re talking about, I see it for what they’re actually saying. Reach truck drivers are srsbznz.

  10. CapturetheBomb says:

    “Reach fork lift drivers must also be willing to work under extreme pressure and able to maneuver through combat fields effectively and efficiently.”

  11. NakedScooter says:

    I wonder if someone stumbled upon this and thought it was real?

    • johpan says:

      It is real. Reach trucks are a thing. Long before Halo Reach was a thing.

      • BFalcon says:

        I think he means thought it was a real Halo thing :)

        • johpan says:

          well, that makes more sense. i guess i have to give ‘em the benefit of the doubt for now.

    • XXLChicken says:

      LMAO. Too much video games for you. Reach forklifts are real things.

      • bs angel says:

        They will be on the 14th anyways!

  12. Billdebeast says:

    Is this legit?

  13. johpan says:

    For the record, THIS is a real, legit, reach class forklift.

    It is an actual job title and a real, legit thing.

    • BFalcon says:

      I’m hoping most people actually got the funny part and realised that the Halo reference is just a coincidence. If anyone actually thought this was a Halo advert, they need professional help :P

      • johpan says:

        lol. After that last comment, I stopped giving people the benefit of the doubt.

        • Nuclear Pi says:

          Halo? never heard of it, I was re-directed here from http://www.ntpforklifts.com.au/

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