Friday Caption Fun, Round 108
September 3, 2010 114 Comments
If you are attending PAX this weekend, hopefully I’m gazing into your gorgeous eyes this very second. If you are instead facing an extended weekend at home, I wish I had good news for you but unfortunately the only thing you’re currently looking at is a bit of a delay with your customary double experience playlist shenanigans. Sucks to be you! I suppose I could attempt to improve your day by offering you a caption activity, but that would require me to actually be nice. While that’s against everything I believe in, I guess I’ll give it my best effort. Recap. Caption. Yada yada yada.
- “Even 500 years in the future, Aquaman is still sore at BP executives.” (Absolute Edge)
- “By 2357, Swamp Thing had evolved enough to be called Swamp Man. By 2552, he had further evolved to become Swamp Spartan.” (SkeletorODP)
- “Recon tried to compensate for his height with his mighty mohawk.” (soulofaqua)
- “Marco polo… with deadly consequences.” (halcylon)
- “This isn’t the flood I thought you meant…” (Aklangi)
- “Spartan seamen: armed and dangerous.” (pwkwsfi)
- “The Bungie banhammer lurks for all those who pee in the Xbox Live community pool.” (JLay)
- “We’re gonna need a boat. Then, we’re gonna need a bigger boat.” (Andrew)
Jaws, the inspiration behind the last quote, just may be the best movie ever. The second best movie though? Definitely Coneheads. If my memory serves me correctly, the two Spartans in the following screenshot played the starring roles. Or something like that. Since I’m obviously confused, how about you figure out what’s going on in this picture, and then tell me in the form of a witty caption? It would be much appreciated!
Author: Walking Complex
together,the street cone team plan to defeat bungie and then take over the universe,recruiting anyone or anything willing to join them.
what about,
blue-happy cone day to you–
red-shut up!youll wake the cones!we have to make this a suprise coneday party for our enemies the cones!
what about…
blue-happy coneday to you—
red-sssshhhhhh!youll ruin the coneday party!
This Is Sparta!…Cone style!!!!!!
halo reach ultimate edition-the cone wars
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star wars the cone wars
Coneheads, Halo edition.
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
I expected several movie references down here, but this wasn’t one of them.
Good show.
Don’t worry, Santa’s bluffing he would never shoot.
The new halo armour permutation available to all reach beta testers
And as the nerds thought they were getting a special leaked Halo Reach game for free it was actually target practice for Microsoft…
Coneman wont find us here, will he?
Protect me cone!
Camouflage: You’re doing it wrong.
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/068/086/original/tumblr_l7ufh1KYQy1qbontko1_400.jpg
Enemy at the Gates: Halo Edition was a lot less serious than the original
Bungie got bored of the Banhammer – sniping is a lot more fun
“When you said to form ducks in a row, I thought that was military jargon”
The spartans had to make do with the only orange they could find on their hunting trip
Bungie were struggling to top the flaming heads of Halo 3 but then suddenly it hit them… in the face… hard…
Bow chicka bow wow
The spartans attempt at harnessing the awesome and destructive power of the cone.
(david attiburough voice) “In much the same way as an Infection form, the cone will now attatch itslef to the head of its victim, and proceed to turn them into zombies”
And for all you half life fans out there:
“Headcones”
Bungie’s new teamkilling punishment, complete with improvised dunce caps
I don’t know about you, but I fell at though there’s a arrow on my head.
Spartan Birthday Party!
The new mind-control cone cause spartans to kill there own by flying into them at high velocities
Viva La Cone!
And when you thought the metaphor “being target practice” was bad enough…
Blue: “Your mother is a hamster-”
Red: “And your father smells of Elderberries!”
“Why are there cones on our heads, Jimmy?” “I simply do not know Forest, I simply do not know.”
With their traffic cone alliance secure, the Hayabusha twins will be unstoppable!
“We are from France!”
After the army’s budget cuts, this was the best active camo they could afford.
those Noble 6 guys think they’re so badass. we’ll show them!
Blue to Red: I am telling you that wearing a helmet is a legitimate strategy. Like its the ultimate head protection in Halo 3.
“To hunt the cone, you must become the cone.”
In this episode of “Everyone hates Hayabusa”, two Hayabusa n00bs fell for a target practice ploy. Boom headshots were had.
Your Cone has evolved into ConeSniper!
“Greatest disguise ever, Red will never spot me”
“Greatest disguise ever, Blue will never spot me”
The unrevealed bonus for Halo: Reach. Garden gnome sized Mjolnir armor minus helmet.
best caption ever! ;)
Its a cone-undrum. Isn’t it ?
Wait !! Now they have the superior weapons ?? They must be have been drinking Jim’s tea again.
http://hawtymcbloggy.com/2010/04/14/chronicles-of-ods-steve-dual-wielding-67/
After the demise of their series, the Power Rangers had to find… other jobs.
Seeing that he would not be included in Reach, Grand Master Cone have decided to pass down his secrets to his two Spartan disciples
Wear the cone, Be the cone, Kill like a cone
*Red and Blue SPartan backstabs cone*
“We weren’t really was on your side
You. Shall not. Pass!
Tonight’s “Xbox Live Game With Fame” goes retro with the folks from Devo!
(*dun-dun* Snipe it. Snipe it good!)
— Steve
Bungie’s secret plan for “i can haz recon armor” noobs in Reach.
To defeat the cone, you must become one with the cone.
red: blue why do we have cones on our head again?
blue: why not?
Red and Blue decide that the best camouflage against green was the most deadliest.
red and blue quickly realized that the alien mind control preventing device disguised as a cone had simply been a ploy by the other team to make them look stupid
Blue: Dammit Red. I told you, you should have been more careful during your driving test.
Red: It’s not my fault. He just jumped out right in front of the car.
Cone Guard: Will you maggots hush up, and get back to work!?
Rumours of the Hayabusa helmet having upgrades in Halo 3 confirmed!
The Story of William Tell: A Halo Production.
SHHHH! The Red guy doesn’t see me!!
“NO GIRLS ALLOWED… ok, mom, you can come in. But you better have hot pockets for us!”
“Have you ever wondered why we are here?…”
“It’s just one of life’s great mysteries, isn’t it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God…”
“What? I mean, why are we sitting here with goddamn traffic cones on our heads?”
“Oh. Uh…yeah.”
If you need help, and you know where to find them, maybe you can hire…. the C team.
Red and Blue’s brilliant camping strategy had one fatal flaw. When hiding, remember to scout out the area ahead of time.
“My cone is bigger than yours”
In’cone’nito
“Shhhh! Be vewy quiet! We’we hunting twaffic cones!”
Heh heh heh heh heh heh!
Haha, I love this one! :)
Disgruntled highway workers: who says mailmen get to have all the fun
As we see here in this pic the power of cones as it has brought a red and blue spartan together AWWWWW
PROTECT ME CONE!
When conspiracy theorists play Halo, they use the cone as their in-game equivalent of a tin-foil hat,
Orange cones; the ghillie suits of the Halo universe.
Man, this new active camo loadout leaves a lot to be desired
Next time you order cones specify the ‘ice cream’ part
Upon arriving at the costume party, Red and Blue discovered that there had been some miscommunication as to who was dressing up as The Scorceror’s Apprentice.
Also:
“I put on my robe and wizard hat…”
Camouflage is so good that they don’t even see each other.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about… …so here’s a pair of Spartans wearing traffic cones.”
again because why not: nyuck nyuck nyuck
People said they want armor that looks threatening. It turns out Bungie listened as they recently announced “recone armor”.
alright… all we need is the active-camo… and then we can freak out people with FLYING CONES!!!
Dude, were sitting ducks………..
Combat, EVOLVED
Halo: Conebat Evolved
Combat: evolved,
camo: not so much.
“The only way to survive the cone…. is to be the cone.”
You can always tell the Spartans that are Harry Potter fans…
Act natural… Traffic cones can smell fear…
From the makers of halo skeet shoot, now comes… HALO DUCK HUNT!
“ITZ PARTEY TYME!!!”
“Hope theres no warthogs driving this way anytime soon”
This is what happens when you actually manage to get a spartan drunk.
Blue: This is nowhere NEAR as awesome as it looked in Toy Story
Whats more lethal than a Spartan super-soldier?
A Spartan super-soldier with a cone.
When garden gnomes go bad.
“Do you think they’ll notice?”
“Two of this things are not like the others! (old sesame street song)”
”It´s a Legitimate Strategy!”
If DEVO could pull it off…so can the UNSC’s Finest!!!
The first lesson of not being seen. Don’t stand up.
Valve introduces a new enemy in HL2:E3; headcones and headcone zombies
here ye! here ye! today marks the first official meeting of G.R.O.S.S!
dictator for life calvin will now take the floor!
The most dangerous game, urban edition.
“I will become a symbol. I will use my greatest fear and turn it against them. I will become … CONEMAN.”
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
CPWNED!!!
Introducing the New and improved Spartan Party hats.
if their disguise is believed, every spartan they splatter will get recon.
do think they will see us?
Gimli was very grateful to Legolas for getting him that box.
Blue Spartan – “Hey, Red. Do you think they’ll see us?”
Red Spartan – “Shut up! You’ll give away our position!”
the cones new role in life since the trash can took its job
Blue “The reds will never see me!” Red “The blues will never see me!”
Ultimate camouflage.
These pre-order bonus armors are getting a little damn ridiculous now.
the killer cones have evolved
What you can’t see is the fusion coils the Spartans are sitting on.
The guys at HLG are getting craftier.