Halo: Reach Reflection Gameplay

Friday Caption Fun, Round 105

Halo 3 ScreenshotSome of you will be fondling balls all weekend (three of them to be exact). If you’re anything like me though, you’re probably planning a Jason-themed movie marathon. As if there’s any other way to celebrate Friday the 13th! Regardless of your short-term plans, you know you have to carve some time out for captioning, right? Let’s start by recapping last week’s responses, and then … well, you know the drill!

  • “While unsure as to the exact use of the object, Keith tried to look menacing.” (TPA Nightmare)
  • “The #1 cause of Spartan finger loss.” (OwlAssassin)
  • “The Spartan concluded that the weapon was unusable due to lack of a trigger.” (Liam)
  • “Never bring a sword to a gunswordfight.” (Canuck-Errant)
  • “Freeze, Splitlip! I know how to use one of these…” (S)
  • “What’s to understand about swish-swish-stab?” (OwlAssassin)
  • “An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.” (ODST Alpha)
  • “The hardest achievement in Halo 3, obtaining a headshot with an Energy Sword.” (Shadowmech88)

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Release the (Fish) Hadouken!

Fish Hadouken

Source [Banned In Hollywood]

A Chocolate Halo Figure That Will Melt in Your Mouth

Chocolate Master Chief

If you fantasize about Master Chief as frequently as I do, you’ll love the chocolate Spartan fellow gamer Greg recently whipped up. Made with a silicone mold crafted from a Mark VI McFarlane action figure, the edible version allows you to gently roll your tongue along the Spartan’s head and savor every single drop of deliciousness that slowly oozes out. Let’s just say this is one treat that will melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Should you be interested in watching a behind-the-scenes look at how this confectionery delight was brought to life, there is a seven-minute video waiting for you after the jump. Otherwise, perhaps you can join me in brainstorming ways to make this little guy cream-filled. The explosion of flavors would be well worth the spattering of white drops dribbling down your chin. In my opinion at least.

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Console Wars: The Next Generation

Xbox, Nintendo, and PlayStation Cosplay

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