Friday Caption Fun, Round 106
August 20, 2010 136 Comments
Whenever I got stuck playing Fiesta back in the days of Halo 2, everybody around me would spawn with a sniper rifle or rockets, and I would be left standing there with a Needler or a Plasma Rifle. Every. Single. Time. I can’t tell you what happens on Halo 3, because I refuse to play it now. You can let me know how it goes this weekend as it’s the Double EXP playlist of choice, or you can simply pretend it doesn’t exist as I do. Regardless, it’s time to caption! After recapping last week’s responses of course.
- “You are wearing super-soldier armor…no one is going to be able to tell you peed yourself!” (mendicantbias00)
- “The sad Blue’s emblem isn’t quite an accurate representation of his mood at the moment.” (Queen 0f Blades)
- “Hey, it’s ok…everyone’s sniper rifle goes off early once in a while. I still love you!” (JLay)
- “… Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furr…” (retinence)
- “It’s okay, I didn’t get picked to be on Noble Team either.” (Absolute Edge)
- “Hey buddy, why so blue?” (Jim 028)
- “Don’t worry, it’s OK………..I’m sure Reach won’t be the LAST game…” (SPARTANXIII)
- “Come on man…just because bs angel didn’t pick your caption this week doesn’t mean she doesn’t still care about you.” (S)
And the truth is out. You people finally know what I’m really thinking every time I don’t pick your caption. And it only took you 105 rounds to discover the truth! That may be a new record. Let’s break another record with the following screenshot, but this time let’s make it the most captioned picture ever. Ready, set, CAPTION!
Author: tR DevilDawg
I’m telling you, the totem-pole strategy works! Nothing can go wrong with this at all!
I call it Reverse Jenga.
It’s the Tower of Power!
“Splash damage? What’s that?” asked bs angel, moments before getting the longest respawn timer she has ever seen.
epic
an idea of what eternity is like
That’s not bs angel! That Spartan is missing camo and overshield!
HMPH!!!
Nah, sometimes angel is too slow and someone else nabs the invis. There is actually five reds in this picture. :)
There! Are! FOUR! REDS!
On the count of three we all give him cake!
Spider team, spider team, does whatever a spider team does!
Ssh! Hiding!
Shh! I’m an assassin.
Stop laughing he’ll hear us!
Nobody move! The Blues eyesight is based on movement, he can’t see us if we don’t move.
It’s a legitimate strategy.
This is what happens when you let cheerleaders play halo.
Problem? No, I don’t see one. My strategy is fool proof!
Hey, I can see my house from here!
Ok guys, on the count of three, we jump BS Angel, then she’ll have to accept this caption!
New Reach forge item confirmed: Totem poles!
They got this idea after watching The Human Centipede.
I saw the trailer. I was traumatised.
The new air post security camera system. Just smile a wait for the flash.
Blue: “Good, the coast looks clear”
Camping taken to new heights
“Guys! I’m not sure this overshield is gonna hold your weight much longer!”
oh damn it you took my idea. Oh well.
“Guys, there’s no attic door up here!”
Imagine blue 1′s surprise and humiliation when it turned out not be a mouse after all.
Great WTF Moments In History – Blue gets an overkill extermination for throwing a couple of ‘nades down the invis hall…
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There’s only one dot on my radar, I’m sure I can take him.
Red Team played L4D1 so long that they started huddling in corners subconsciously.
Ironically only the bottom one will survive the splash damage.
we are a monument to all your sins
Blue thought he was the only one clever enough to time the invisibility spawn.
Cirque Du Spartan
On a count of three, we activate the hyper-lethal ambush…. and unleash hell!
Watch the blue guy shit himself! Speaking of who farted?
Oh SURE. The guys with the most shields just HAPPENS to draw the short straw…
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This is one pole Angel loves to ride on top of. She’s got three Spartans under her!
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It looks like OS is
-sunglasses-
Carrying his team.
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Haha! That was brilliant
WIN on the last one!!!!!!!!!!!
I swear, this is the LAST time I give you a piggy-back ride!
I’m laughing too hard at the picture itself to come up with a caption.
lol I agree completely
Dear Grandma,
The family camping trip vacation was so much fun this year! We all went camping together and dad gave everybody piggy-back rides at the pit stop! You should totally try and make it next year. Can’t wait to see you for Christmas! Kisses!
-Redna
That’s the beauty of the totem-pole standup; they can only shoot the person on the bottom so if we go in order of most important to least important….
Awesome reference is awesome.
Sarge quote ftw!
Hey guys, check it out! Bungie released a new playlist for double XP weekend! Hmm, “Unfair Slayer”, I wonder what that means?
If you think this is bad, don’t challenge the red team to Big Team Slayer. Trust me, just don’t.
Four broken ribs, a mild concussion, some internal bleeding, 12 lost teeth, 1 torn Achilles tendon, and strangely enough 1 case of pinkeye later, the Red team agreed it was the best surprise party they had thrown Blue all that week.
Oh! I thought the last caption was mine!
Turns out mines was just similar…..and worse. OK, I’ll try again.
“I’m telling ya Bob, he’ll never see it comin’!”
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“Trying…..really…….hard……not to fart.”
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“Told you this is the best way to sneak into an R-rated movie!”
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“I REALLY hope that hammer guy doesn’t come.”
Eh, thats all I got!
OS: Hey guys I hear you can shoot through your own legs?
Top Guy: Really. I’ve got to try that.
Camping. its for the entire family!
Two BR’s a Sniper and a Rocket Whore… What could go wrong?
Ok guys, this was fun and all, BUT GET OFF OF ME! YOUR WEIGHTS DAMAGING MY SHIELDS!
“Uh, guys? I know this isn’t the best time…but I’ve really got to pee.”
Red team decided to stand on top one another in an attempt to create a Spartan Megazord.
I know we’re losing but this plan is fool proof!
‘This is madness’ thought the guy in the middle. ‘What if there’s a grenade and we all teabag each other?’
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All the guy at the bottom could think was ‘i hope no one had chili or mexican last night!’
madness?
WE! ARE! SPARTANS!!
Lonely campers will go to extreme lengths to share their hiding spots with other campers.
*sniff* Smells like…AMBUSH!
“Guys, this is not a good way to replicate the tower of Pisa…”
Okay everybody, on three. one… two…
Why did you all follow me?? The point of hide & sekk is to be seperate!
First Caption ~ Shit….we’re so screwed…this totem poll crap is a myth.
Second Caption ~ Top Guy: Come on, come on, everyone get in position. He’s right there!
Second Guy (Right Below the Top Guy): That wall made discourteous gesture in my direction. I think I’m going to snipe it.
“Blue had seen the weakened red run into the alcove, and knew he now had the advantage…”
nyuck nyuck nyuck
Thinks he can just get away with t-bagging us does he?!?
ITS MORPHIN TIME! … Hey! Why haven’t we turned into a giant mech yet? Darn it, we’re all Red Power rangers! Curses!
+1 Internet for all the Power Rangers references
Maybe if we hold still… he’ll…. pass right by us *lets out breath*.
“Nothin to see here, move along.”
The recent announcement of a LEGO: Halo game has got red team all excited.
(Overshield guy): “What is this, an oral orgy?!”
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“Here we can see the Privates putting their privates on each other.”
“is it a Spider? Get it off!”
“Geez. You’d think Bungie would put the rocket spawn somewhere more convenient.”
How many Spartans does it take to change a light bulb?
Five
Four reds to reach it and one blue to tell them where it is.
Guy on top: “Hm hm hm. I am a genius.”
shhhh be vewy qwiet wewe hunting wabbits
I say it’s duck season!
wabbit season!
Duck Season!
Goddamit steve! How could you have forgot the friggen coat again?
Goddmit steve! what do you mean you forgot the coat again?!
“If we don’t move, la migra won’t catch us.”
ALL HAIL THE GREAT SPARTAN TIKI!
It’s a good thing no one uses grenades in Halo, or this would never work!
Taking corner camping to a whole new level. Literally.
When Red Team “stacks up”, they really stack up!
We have become ultra spartan! We cannot die… unless he has a rocket launcher…
‘taking camping to whole new heights’
oh didn’t notice Salenstormwing’s comment…
so much for orginality…
Eh, no worries. It’s all funny, and stuff.
Camping 4.0
That’s not OS. Fred was stuck in the middle and really had to pee.
I keep telling you, it’s like those Tower Of Hanoin Puzzles, only it kills you in a literal sense.
The red team doesn’t just fire their guns… they tote ‘em.
Overshield Red: do you think this guy has any idea whats about to hit him?
Rifle Red 1: nope!
Rifle Red 2: but we do tehehe
Rocket Red: yup! about 10 pounds of explosive ass kickerey!
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Red leader: Totem formation NOW!
“Halo Announcer” “Suicide…Betrayal…Betrayal….Betrayal…”
Uh Guys…I have to pee.
Ah, whoever’s toe that is, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but it’s just not doing it for me.
If Blue suvives, red team will never hear the end of it.
“S’okay, guys! The coast is clear!”
“You see, this is why I do not like Super Gluing my left hand so my gun will not fall off.”
Ack! Wrong caption sorry :P
Little does the red team know, but they are about to be killed by a warthog in the next screen.
“This seems like a perfectly safe hallway to walk through.”
It’s the Triple-team Teabag Squad!
“Marco!”
“Maarrrcooo!”
“Marco!”
“Marcooo!” – Red team, in unison.
“What the fuck?!” – Blue guy.
It wasn’t the rocket that hurt blue in the end. It was being left out.
New From Dr. Scholl’s, MJOLNIR Odor Eaters for Spartans!
The Spartan cheerleaders human pyramid just wasn’t the same since the Covenant glassed the Pom-Pom factory on planet Harvest.
Guess whom has 8 thumbs and is behind a corner, THESE GUYS.
How many Spartans does it take to change a light bulb?
“listen, all i’m saying is it was a bad idea to bring a rocket launcher to the surprise party. I don’t care if it’s filled with confetti, he’s going to freak out.”
“What? The sword room was taken.”
Sarge’s cunning strategic mind at work!
Rocket spartan: Sniper what are you looking at? The motion tracker shows a blue is over there!
Sniper: I’m looking at all those people who are staring at us.
Rocket spartan: What where? There’s just a wall there.
Sniper: What you can’t see them? There right there, through that square portal thing…
Rocket spartan: Ya ya sure they are, now just concentrate on killing that blue.
Sniper: but… i’m not crazy…
With only 10 seconds left on the clock, and the score drawed at 49-49, it was vital red got the final kill, so they transformed into, Spartimus Prime.
“I didn’t know they like to copy the koppa squad off Paper Mario.”
“Team Fortress 2, Halo style.”
“this is how the overshield should be used, to carry your team, and so the idiot on top dosen’t kill you.”
Shh! Somebody is coming! And remember we are to surprise them with a big bang!
“OH MY GOD!! STOP FARTING!!!”
SURPRISE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
IT’S A TRAP!
Who we are is but a stepping stone to what we can become.
:)
Pole Dancing, You´re Doing it Wrong!
Red team looks stacked.
Running late for work again, Blue thought it wise to take the shortcut through red territory.
New to the area, Blue was about to find out why you never enter an alley on your own.
“What do we do if they come from the other side?”
1… 2… 3… HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLUE!!!!!!!!
This is why the emblem of the Blue from the previous Friday Caption Fun Round did not accurately depict his mood.
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In Halo: Gangsters Evolved, the players experience life in the ghetto IN SPACE!
The Overshielded Spartan stared at his teammates on top of him. “This is not how you ride a Mongoose. Now get off before you explode.”
“Its a trap!” Said blue admiral ackbar.
Rocket Red:Oh Shh guys hes coming
Blue:Hm nothin here (walks away)
Entire red team:FUUUUUUUUUUUUU…