Friday Caption Fun, Round 106

Halo 3 ScreenshotWhenever I got stuck playing Fiesta back in the days of Halo 2, everybody around me would spawn with a sniper rifle or rockets, and I would be left standing there with a Needler or a Plasma Rifle. Every. Single. Time. I can’t tell you what happens on Halo 3, because I refuse to play it now. You can let me know how it goes this weekend as it’s the Double EXP playlist of choice, or you can simply pretend it doesn’t exist as I do. Regardless, it’s time to caption! After recapping last week’s responses of course.

  • “You are wearing super-soldier armor…no one is going to be able to tell you peed yourself!”  (mendicantbias00)
  • “The sad Blue’s emblem isn’t quite an accurate representation of his mood at the moment.” (Queen 0f Blades)
  • “Hey, it’s ok…everyone’s sniper rifle goes off early once in a while. I still love you!” (JLay)
  • “… Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furr…” (retinence)
  • “It’s okay, I didn’t get picked to be on Noble Team either.” (Absolute Edge)
  • “Hey buddy, why so blue?” (Jim 028)
  • “Don’t worry, it’s OK………..I’m sure Reach won’t be the LAST game…” (SPARTANXIII)
  • “Come on man…just because bs angel didn’t pick your caption this week doesn’t mean she doesn’t still care about you.” (S)


And the truth is out. You people finally know what I’m really thinking every time I don’t pick your caption. And it only took you 105 rounds to discover the truth! That may be a new record. Let’s break another record with the following screenshot, but this time let’s make it the most captioned picture ever. Ready, set, CAPTION!

Halo 3 Screenshot
Author:  tR DevilDawg

136 Responses to Friday Caption Fun, Round 106

  1. Tomzilla says:

    I’m telling you, the totem-pole strategy works! Nothing can go wrong with this at all!

  2. Dragnew says:

    I call it Reverse Jenga.

  3. Jim 028 says:

    It’s the Tower of Power!

  4. Jim 028 says:

    “Splash damage? What’s that?” asked bs angel, moments before getting the longest respawn timer she has ever seen.

    • S says:

      epic

    • General Vaguneness says:

      an idea of what eternity is like

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      That’s not bs angel! That Spartan is missing camo and overshield!

      • bs angel says:

        HMPH!!!

      • Jim 028 says:

        Nah, sometimes angel is too slow and someone else nabs the invis. There is actually five reds in this picture. :)

        • There! Are! FOUR! REDS!

  5. Undercover Duck says:

    On the count of three we all give him cake!

  6. ElItearbiter says:

    Spider team, spider team, does whatever a spider team does!

  7. Jim 028 says:

    Ssh! Hiding!

    • General Vaguneness says:

      Shh! I’m an assassin.

  8. lozg1985 says:

    Stop laughing he’ll hear us!

  9. Jim 028 says:

    Nobody move! The Blues eyesight is based on movement, he can’t see us if we don’t move.

  10. Indeed Not says:

    It’s a legitimate strategy.

  11. InsaneViking says:

    This is what happens when you let cheerleaders play halo.

  12. Goruss says:

    Problem? No, I don’t see one. My strategy is fool proof!

  13. Tritium says:

    Hey, I can see my house from here!

  14. Crazeye0 says:

    Ok guys, on the count of three, we jump BS Angel, then she’ll have to accept this caption!

  15. New Reach forge item confirmed: Totem poles!

  16. Sam says:

    They got this idea after watching The Human Centipede.

    • Billdebeast says:

      I saw the trailer. I was traumatised.

  17. grimtimes says:

    The new air post security camera system. Just smile a wait for the flash.

  18. Gi85on says:

    Blue: “Good, the coast looks clear”

  19. Gagazet says:

    Camping taken to new heights

  20. Ben Of Bodom UK says:

    “Guys! I’m not sure this overshield is gonna hold your weight much longer!”

    • The Flying Spartan says:

      oh damn it you took my idea. Oh well.

      “Guys, there’s no attic door up here!”

  21. Aceofclubs1 says:

    Imagine blue 1′s surprise and humiliation when it turned out not be a mouse after all.

  22. JLay says:

    Great WTF Moments In History – Blue gets an overkill extermination for throwing a couple of ‘nades down the invis hall…

    ——————–

    There’s only one dot on my radar, I’m sure I can take him.

  23. Pumpkiz says:

    Red Team played L4D1 so long that they started huddling in corners subconsciously.

  24. soulofaqua says:

    Ironically only the bottom one will survive the splash damage.

  25. shonan says:

    we are a monument to all your sins

  26. Skitzo Sven says:

    Blue thought he was the only one clever enough to time the invisibility spawn.

  27. Schoony says:

    Cirque Du Spartan

  28. SkeletorODP says:

    On a count of three, we activate the hyper-lethal ambush…. and unleash hell!

  29. SHAGGYDEATH says:

    Watch the blue guy shit himself! Speaking of who farted?

  30. ODST Alpha says:

    Oh SURE. The guys with the most shields just HAPPENS to draw the short straw…
    ———————
    This is one pole Angel loves to ride on top of. She’s got three Spartans under her!
    ———————
    It looks like OS is

    -sunglasses-

    Carrying his team.

    YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

    • PeterSimp says:

      Haha! That was brilliant

    • xxxJL AUDIOxxx says:

      WIN on the last one!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. SPARTANXIII says:

    I swear, this is the LAST time I give you a piggy-back ride!

  32. Oddsock says:

    I’m laughing too hard at the picture itself to come up with a caption.

    • S says:

      lol I agree completely

  33. Penguin Ninjoid says:

    Dear Grandma,

    The family camping trip vacation was so much fun this year! We all went camping together and dad gave everybody piggy-back rides at the pit stop! You should totally try and make it next year. Can’t wait to see you for Christmas! Kisses!

    -Redna

  34. CrunchbiteNuva says:

    That’s the beauty of the totem-pole standup; they can only shoot the person on the bottom so if we go in order of most important to least important….

    • pittofdoom says:

      Awesome reference is awesome.

      • Malcom Reynolds says:

        Sarge quote ftw!

  35. S says:

    Hey guys, check it out! Bungie released a new playlist for double XP weekend! Hmm, “Unfair Slayer”, I wonder what that means?

  36. S says:

    If you think this is bad, don’t challenge the red team to Big Team Slayer. Trust me, just don’t.

  37. S says:

    Four broken ribs, a mild concussion, some internal bleeding, 12 lost teeth, 1 torn Achilles tendon, and strangely enough 1 case of pinkeye later, the Red team agreed it was the best surprise party they had thrown Blue all that week.

  38. lifeskoolthug says:

    Oh! I thought the last caption was mine!
    Turns out mines was just similar…..and worse. OK, I’ll try again.

    “I’m telling ya Bob, he’ll never see it comin’!”
    ———–
    “Trying…..really…….hard……not to fart.”
    ———–
    “Told you this is the best way to sneak into an R-rated movie!”
    ———–
    “I REALLY hope that hammer guy doesn’t come.”

    Eh, thats all I got!

  39. That Geek says:

    OS: Hey guys I hear you can shoot through your own legs?
    Top Guy: Really. I’ve got to try that.

  40. WolfKing4 says:

    Camping. its for the entire family!

  41. K2TheM says:

    Two BR’s a Sniper and a Rocket Whore… What could go wrong?

  42. Gil Demoono says:

    Ok guys, this was fun and all, BUT GET OFF OF ME! YOUR WEIGHTS DAMAGING MY SHIELDS!

  43. “Uh, guys? I know this isn’t the best time…but I’ve really got to pee.”

  44. A Deaf Boy says:

    Red team decided to stand on top one another in an attempt to create a Spartan Megazord.

  45. Chaos Sniper says:

    I know we’re losing but this plan is fool proof!

  46. ‘This is madness’ thought the guy in the middle. ‘What if there’s a grenade and we all teabag each other?’

    ___

    All the guy at the bottom could think was ‘i hope no one had chili or mexican last night!’

    • General Vaguneness says:

      madness?

      • DenimDan312 says:

        WE! ARE! SPARTANS!!

  47. Rakolai says:

    Lonely campers will go to extreme lengths to share their hiding spots with other campers.

  48. Biokatt says:

    *sniff* Smells like…AMBUSH!

  49. davadude says:

    “Guys, this is not a good way to replicate the tower of Pisa…”

  50. porge says:

    Okay everybody, on three. one… two…

  51. legkolo says:

    Why did you all follow me?? The point of hide & sekk is to be seperate!

  52. arascalcat says:

    First Caption ~ Shit….we’re so screwed…this totem poll crap is a myth.

    Second Caption ~ Top Guy: Come on, come on, everyone get in position. He’s right there!

    Second Guy (Right Below the Top Guy): That wall made discourteous gesture in my direction. I think I’m going to snipe it.

  53. Simy says:

    “Blue had seen the weakened red run into the alcove, and knew he now had the advantage…”

  54. General Vaguneness says:

    nyuck nyuck nyuck

  55. Grif says:

    Thinks he can just get away with t-bagging us does he?!?

  56. FoxmanFX says:

    ITS MORPHIN TIME! … Hey! Why haven’t we turned into a giant mech yet? Darn it, we’re all Red Power rangers! Curses!

  57. General Vaguneness says:

    +1 Internet for all the Power Rangers references

  58. ComaToast says:

    Maybe if we hold still… he’ll…. pass right by us *lets out breath*.

    “Nothin to see here, move along.”

  59. DenimDan312 says:

    The recent announcement of a LEGO: Halo game has got red team all excited.

  60. DTA_MoonDawg says:

    (Overshield guy): “What is this, an oral orgy?!”
    _____________________________________________
    “Here we can see the Privates putting their privates on each other.”

  61. Visitor at home says:

    “is it a Spider? Get it off!”

  62. Canuck-Errant says:

    “Geez. You’d think Bungie would put the rocket spawn somewhere more convenient.”

  63. push says:

    How many Spartans does it take to change a light bulb?

    Five

    Four reds to reach it and one blue to tell them where it is.

  64. halonut454 says:

    Guy on top: “Hm hm hm. I am a genius.”

  65. kyleNR says:

    shhhh be vewy qwiet wewe hunting wabbits

    • Brochacho says:

      I say it’s duck season!

      • cardo8 says:

        wabbit season!

        • Jim 028 says:

          Duck Season!

  66. Manifest0h says:

    Goddamit steve! How could you have forgot the friggen coat again?

  67. Manifest0h says:

    Goddmit steve! what do you mean you forgot the coat again?!

  68. ArMar says:

    “If we don’t move, la migra won’t catch us.”

  69. LegalGh0st says:

    ALL HAIL THE GREAT SPARTAN TIKI!

  70. TwitchingAWOL says:

    It’s a good thing no one uses grenades in Halo, or this would never work!

  71. KenOfNZ says:

    Taking corner camping to a whole new level. Literally.

  72. Salenstormwing says:

    When Red Team “stacks up”, they really stack up!

  73. Babbott says:

    We have become ultra spartan! We cannot die… unless he has a rocket launcher…

  74. Savage ED says:

    ‘taking camping to whole new heights’

    • Savage ED says:

      oh didn’t notice Salenstormwing’s comment…
      so much for orginality…

      • Salenstormwing says:

        Eh, no worries. It’s all funny, and stuff.

  75. GreenShark says:

    Camping 4.0

  76. retinence says:

    That’s not OS. Fred was stuck in the middle and really had to pee.

  77. DragonFire5380 says:

    I keep telling you, it’s like those Tower Of Hanoin Puzzles, only it kills you in a literal sense.

  78. Zee-V70 says:

    The red team doesn’t just fire their guns… they tote ‘em.

  79. Sangheili_Knight says:

    Overshield Red: do you think this guy has any idea whats about to hit him?
    Rifle Red 1: nope!
    Rifle Red 2: but we do tehehe
    Rocket Red: yup! about 10 pounds of explosive ass kickerey!
    ————————————————————-
    Red leader: Totem formation NOW!

  80. Poe says:

    “Halo Announcer” “Suicide…Betrayal…Betrayal….Betrayal…”

  81. Stryder88 says:

    Uh Guys…I have to pee.

  82. Natonator says:

    Ah, whoever’s toe that is, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but it’s just not doing it for me.

  83. leafman says:

    If Blue suvives, red team will never hear the end of it.

  84. ScourgeOTG says:

    “S’okay, guys! The coast is clear!”

  85. HuskerOne says:

    “You see, this is why I do not like Super Gluing my left hand so my gun will not fall off.”

  86. HuskerOne says:

    Ack! Wrong caption sorry :P

    Little does the red team know, but they are about to be killed by a warthog in the next screen.

  87. cardo8 says:

    “This seems like a perfectly safe hallway to walk through.”

  88. cardo8 says:

    It’s the Triple-team Teabag Squad!

  89. cardo8 says:

    “Marco!”
    “Maarrrcooo!”
    “Marco!”
    “Marcooo!” – Red team, in unison.

    “What the fuck?!” – Blue guy.

  90. TPA Nightmare says:

    It wasn’t the rocket that hurt blue in the end. It was being left out.

  91. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    New From Dr. Scholl’s, MJOLNIR Odor Eaters for Spartans!

  92. ZZoMBiE13 says:

    The Spartan cheerleaders human pyramid just wasn’t the same since the Covenant glassed the Pom-Pom factory on planet Harvest.

  93. struggles says:

    Guess whom has 8 thumbs and is behind a corner, THESE GUYS.

  94. Liam says:

    How many Spartans does it take to change a light bulb?

  95. Das Kalk says:

    “listen, all i’m saying is it was a bad idea to bring a rocket launcher to the surprise party. I don’t care if it’s filled with confetti, he’s going to freak out.”

  96. Panncakez says:

    “What? The sword room was taken.”

  97. JohnKiller118 says:

    Sarge’s cunning strategic mind at work!

  98. noskills117 says:

    Rocket spartan: Sniper what are you looking at? The motion tracker shows a blue is over there!
    Sniper: I’m looking at all those people who are staring at us.
    Rocket spartan: What where? There’s just a wall there.
    Sniper: What you can’t see them? There right there, through that square portal thing…
    Rocket spartan: Ya ya sure they are, now just concentrate on killing that blue.
    Sniper: but… i’m not crazy…

  99. iCoxyyyy says:

    With only 10 seconds left on the clock, and the score drawed at 49-49, it was vital red got the final kill, so they transformed into, Spartimus Prime.

  100. Matt7777444 says:

    “I didn’t know they like to copy the koppa squad off Paper Mario.”
    “Team Fortress 2, Halo style.”
    “this is how the overshield should be used, to carry your team, and so the idiot on top dosen’t kill you.”

  101. Powen says:

    Shh! Somebody is coming! And remember we are to surprise them with a big bang!

  102. B1G TOBACC0 says:

    “OH MY GOD!! STOP FARTING!!!”

  103. BLV3H says:

    SURPRISE!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

  104. jVictor says:

    IT’S A TRAP!

  105. AvalonTreman says:

    Who we are is but a stepping stone to what we can become.

    :)

  106. Flying ViVo says:

    Pole Dancing, You´re Doing it Wrong!

  107. Fox says:

    Red team looks stacked.

  108. Droke says:

    Running late for work again, Blue thought it wise to take the shortcut through red territory.

  109. HK 780 says:

    New to the area, Blue was about to find out why you never enter an alley on your own.

  110. CloneOutcast says:

    “What do we do if they come from the other side?”

  111. ChickenFace says:

    1… 2… 3… HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLUE!!!!!!!!

  112. A Pointless Paradox says:

    This is why the emblem of the Blue from the previous Friday Caption Fun Round did not accurately depict his mood.

    ————

    In Halo: Gangsters Evolved, the players experience life in the ghetto IN SPACE!

  113. Gunlat3M says:

    The Overshielded Spartan stared at his teammates on top of him. “This is not how you ride a Mongoose. Now get off before you explode.”

  114. Malcom Reynolds says:

    “Its a trap!” Said blue admiral ackbar.

  115. mochill says:

    Rocket Red:Oh Shh guys hes coming
    Blue:Hm nothin here (walks away)
    Entire red team:FUUUUUUUUUUUUU…

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