Friday Caption Fun, Round 104
August 6, 2010 98 Comments
I’m currently on vacation and away from my controller, so it only makes sense that Bungie would choose this weekend to host my absolute favorite double experience playlist. That’s right, all of you get to indulge in some Grifball for the next three days while my Xbox will remain woefully neglected. Stick around to recap last week’s responses and caption a new screenshot, and maybe I won’t hold it against you…. maybe being the key word.
- “Unleashing Hell. At 5mph.” (OwlAssassin)
- “Surprisingly, he’s on a splatter spree.” (retinence)
- “Think moving things around in Halo 3 Forge was buggy and slow? You should’ve seen the original version…” (S)
- “A forklift sounds like an ideal penetration machine, but Boris was unable to get it up.” (staticrift)
- “They see me rollin’. They hatin’.” (Wasiq)
- “I’m telling you, there is no way you can pick up chicks in a forklift!” (Jim 028)
- “He wasn’t sure whether he was madder at his mother, for naming him Sisyphus – or his boss, for having an education and a lousy sense of humor.” (Louis Wu)
- “Forklift beats everything!” (Babbott)
A game where a forklift beats everything is a game I want to play! Or not. I can’t decide if that would be unbelievably awesome or just beyond horrible. It will take me so long to ponder that particular query that you should have more than enough time to come up with a witty quip for the following screenshot. So please, caption away!
Author: EVOKE 730
While unsure as to the exact use of the object, Keith tried to look menacing.
This is why Sword fights on Snowbound just don’t work.
The #1 cause of Spartan finger-loss
The hardest achievement in Halo 3, obtaining a headshot with an energy sword.
Like in that one movie they saw, the Spartan and Elite attempted to cut themselves out of the ice.
The Spartan concluded that the weapon was unusable due to lack of a trigger.
“that’s not a knife, this is a knife!”
*pulls out a Gravity Hammer*
best…reply…ever
Tip’s hat
*Pulls out a gun*
Ok fine, I get it. Dumb joke. Sorry.
LOL… <3
“I am sunken in! Help me out!
…
“Dito.”
Quicksnow? Here, grab this!
Thats a good one, Doc :D
PEW PEW PEW!
Damn it that was mine =(
“Hello… how bout that ride in? I guess thats why they call it Sin City haha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack…”
great movie….. not sure it applies here
You know that feeling you get when you read a word and know what it means but never heard it said aloud so you don’t know what it sounds like, then you say it in public and everyone looks at you like an idiot? That’s kinda what happened to Fred.
are you SURE these are contact-lens-finding-tweezers ???
If you think THAT’S weird…you should see where he puts his plasma grenades ;)
See if you run your fingers along the inside you get musical notes. You sure this isn’t an instrument?.
In actuality, the weapon wasn’t a sword or a gun, but a controller for the giant plasma cannon behind him.
Red: “I’m telling you, you cant use these as snowboards! You just can’t!”
Pew!! you’re dead!
Red uncovers the hidden reload glitch on the energy sword, to overcome Bungie’s puzzling ammo counter on melee weapons!
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Discovery channel catches a rare glimpse into the Spartan/Elite artic Blood Brothers ceremony.
Shit, i’m stuck too. F*@k it, maybe I can just fire this thing like a gun…
I don’t think this is a shovel…
“So, how about this weather, dear chap?”
“Never bring a sword to a gunswordfight.”
Goddamit! Got there before me.
“So, this is what you humans call ‘summer’, huh?”
Oi! you weren’t trying to go out there where you?
Freeze, Splitlip! I know how to use one of these…
See, it’s a key…that unlocks your death.
lol great rvb reference. Why only 4 thumbs up?
What’s to understand about ‘swish swish stab’?
Ahhh, beat me to it.
even if you are an emo having one leg longer than the other is no reason to slit your wrists.
Hold still! Getting that splinter out won’t hurt a bit.
Our Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name…
An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
Indeed. It’s not as clumsy or random as a blaster.
Norm likes to be precise with his cuts; using two hands to control the motion of the blade.
Neil on the other hand… SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE!!!
What if Halo took place in Canada?
“I shall destroy you, eh.”
Who says we use swords eh? We’d be ok with the magnum…but a semi SMG sounds pitiful….
I need a weapon, eh.
Okay, Bubba. Time for an ice whuppin.
Do you know how to use that thing?
Yes! Pointy end goes into other man!
Elite: “Maybe it’s a gun , and it’s used as a key in very specific instances.”
Spartan: “Or maybe it’s a key all the time, and when you shoot people with it, it unlocks their death…”
NOBODY MOVE!! I dropped my contac…*crunch*…aww FRAK, now i gotta kill someone!
no way this is a sword its a rifle just look at it it glows and in gears all the rifles glow
Red looked significantly less threatening once the energy sword activated. ((Cuz he lost his hand. I’m so clever))
“How the hell do I reload this damn thing?!”
In his last moments of live Red-02 realized that an extra battery would have been a good investment after all.
Betcha Red’s next move is to run Blue through with the plasma rifle.
“This is my Sword, this is my knife! This one’s for fighting, this one’s for the Wife!”
Blue: Your doing it wrong
See this! This… IS MY BOOMSTICK!
Blue: Hey, you do know your holding that wrong right?
Red: Really? I was having some suppositions when my glove and palm burned off.
THIS R MAI ROLFKNIEF GUNZ! Itz a knief that shootz lik a gunz butt shootz kniefs insted adn goez pew sliec pew sliec pew sliec.
“All right we’ll call it a draw”
Yay my comment made the the final list, *DOES HAPPY DANCE* don’t mind me harrisons mum i’m drunk
Ummm…bang bang?
This is so a Lancer!
Back-mounted plasma turrets were thankfully cut from Halo 3
Red cut his hand with an energy sword as proof of his loyalty to the covenant. Unfortunately, the Elites were just making him do it for fun. They didn’t actually care
Pcheew! Pcheew!… Gotcha!
This doesn’t feel like Hoth… I’ve got a bad feeling about this…
Here you see the spartans and elites seal their new alliance as blood brothers. Both died of aids.
Wait, this is not how you hold a sword? but I am pointing it at you, I get points for that right?
Don’t get mad at me, your manual for this thing is in blargs and honks.
Mine’s bigger.
23 Trips to the E.R. for plasma burns later, Bungie decided to leave Gunblades to Square Enix.
spartan: this right
elite: no dude like this why are all spartans retarded
You’re doing it wrong.
Now, young Grasshopper, take the pebble from my hand…
Elite: Quit holding you sword like a gun and help me find my key’s
elite-ok were stuck in this snow and as long as we have all our fingers,we might be able to dig our way out.
spartan-oops….
elite-godammit!
Due to the intense cold, Red had to use all his strength to keep it up.
That’s not right…
Red: “Swish swish stab!”
Elite: “You’re doing it wrong…”
Intergrating pieces from the FarScape universe wasn’t the greastest of ideas. The players just didn’t look as cool as Ka D’argo when he wielded his Qualta Blade.
and we can put this in the snow woman how???! Oo oh i get it now!!!
Pew pew pew.
Less Q-Q, more Pew Pew. . . or something like that.
“My preshious”
“In a game of swords, Chuck Noris gets a gunblade.”
And that was the last time that red EVER wandered into team swords drunk.
Phil was regretting going for that prostate check now.
What can I tell you? Red was a Star Wars fan. When he found out his Dad was a Blue Sangheili he figured the next step was obvious.”
“Blue: This is Hoth, not Bespin. Stop trying to cut off your hand!”
Touch it! It makes funny sizzling noises!
When you run out of bullets, shoot your sword!
When Spartan 117 first got an energy sword.
You have much to learn, young Padawan.
MY ROZLKNIFE GO SLICE SLICE SLICE AND DEMANDS YOUR BLOOD!
*sigh* so why are you holding it like a gun?
“Dammit Link, you lied to me.”