Now You Know Your Video Game ABC’s
July 16, 2010 21 Comments
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Friday Caption Fun, Round 101
July 16, 2010 101 Comments
If you came up with a witty quip last week, you more than likely found yourself thinking, “Geez, I feel like I’ve done this 100 times!” And it’s because you have! Last Friday, for our centennial celebration, we collectively captioned a Photoshopped picture of a massively-muscled Master Chief. The image was epic, and so were your responses. Let’s go over the LOL-worthy ones before we continue the tradition of tackling yet another Halo 3 screenshot!
- “You said you were gonna wear something nice.” (AusQB)
- “Do I need a weapon? Who needs weapons when you have guns like these?” (CrazedOne1988)
- “What? I heard Grunts like nipples.” (JLay)
- “After close consideration, Chief realized he was too sexy for his armor.” (lifeskoolthug)
- “Real men don’t need armor, they just wear Old Spice.” (General Vaguneness)
- “Johnson in the background quickly realized that the Chief clearly knew more about what the ladies like then he did.” (ComaToast)
- “Da Chief is here to Pump…*clap”… You Up!” (ZZoMBiE13)
- “Johnson is also heavily muscled. No, not the Sargent!” (noskills117)
This Halo Graffiti Gives Master Chief the Cold One He Deserves
July 15, 2010 19 Comments
As seen on a road to the cemetery in Getafe and captured by lorceres
Super Happy Fun Time with Your Little Halo Oonsk Guy!
July 15, 2010 13 Comments
Halo: Reach launches on September 14th, and with its release we’ll finally be graced with the presence of Oonsk, our favorite little shoulder-dwelling denizen. If waiting two months for him is too trying on your patience however, Belakor designed a papercraft version you can make right this very second. Download the template, send it to the nearest printer, and then carefully piece it together. Once you’ve completed those steps, you will be officially ready to enjoy some super happy fun time with your little guy! That’s right, I called him little. I wouldn’t have said it if it weren’t true, ya know.
Real-Life Halo Spike Grenade
July 14, 2010 12 Comments
One morning, upon arriving home, I witnessed my neighbor use my driveway to turn around and, in the process, knock over my extremely full garbage can that was patiently awaiting pickup. As he sped away, I pictured myself adhering a spike grenade to his crotch and then dipping my nonexistent balls directly into his face. Unfortunately my daydream did not come true, but it could have if I would have had one of these at my disposal. Made from PVC, smooth-on urethane, aluminum, and faux leather, this amazingly detailed Halo spike grenade prop stands 38″ tall and weighs in at an impressive 4.5 pounds. It’s currently up for grabs on eBay with a starting bid of US $150.00 and while it doesn’t explode, I’m thinking some creative modifications just may make that possible. Don’t worry guys, I’M ON IT.
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