Friday Caption Fun, Round 102

Halo 3 ScreenshotAfter watching the Halo: Reach Forge World Vidoc and the unboxing video of all the different game editions, I am currently sitting here in a semi-catatonic state, complete with a steady string of drool dripping from the precipice that is my slack-jawed mouth. This happens every time Bungie releases a slew of information unfortnately. Let’s see if I can pull it together enough to recap some of last week’s witty responses. If I can do that, I promise to post yet another Halo screenshot for your captioning pleasure!

  • “CQB: So, I herd u liek mudkip- ODST: Shut the fuck up.” (Owl Assassin)
  • “Mark’s attempt to recreate the kiss scene from Spiderman was less than appreciated.” (Rippolighter159)
  • “Damn it! I think we spawned in the M.C. Escher level again.” (Schoony)
  • “No, YOU’RE upside down!” (Mace Windex)
  • “Ceiling Spartan is watching you masturbate.” (Louis Wu)
  • “What’s happening, hot stuff?” (smurph)
  • “In Sandtrap Russia, Elephant flips you!” (Jack Attaak)

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Halo: Reach Unboxing (Standard, Limited, Legendary, Reach Xbox 360)

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Halo: Reach Forge World Vidoc

Your Dream Battle Bro

Every once in a while, in the douche-infested waters of the Xbox Live, you find your virtual persona graced with the presence of a truly amazing teammate. Someone who watches your back, communicates effectively, and routinely goes above and beyond for the sake of his team. The person in the following eight second video, which is uncharacteristically void of numerous replays from a variety of angles, is definitely one of those individuals. He not only goes out of his way to take a bullet for his buddy, but he manages to do it completely postmortem. I’d be more impressed if he did it all to the tune of Blow Me Away by Breaking Benjamin, but I guess you can’t have everything.

Source [reddit]

Things That Make You Go Hmmmm

This picture is posted not as a statement but instead because
I find the image and included verbiage intriguing. I hope you do too.

Jesus Died So I Can Play Video Games

As seen in Berlin, Germany and captured by Ben Scicluna

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