Friday Caption Fun, Round 102
July 23, 2010 80 Comments
After watching the Halo: Reach Forge World Vidoc and the unboxing video of all the different game editions, I am currently sitting here in a semi-catatonic state, complete with a steady string of drool dripping from the precipice that is my slack-jawed mouth. This happens every time Bungie releases a slew of information unfortnately. Let’s see if I can pull it together enough to recap some of last week’s witty responses. If I can do that, I promise to post yet another Halo screenshot for your captioning pleasure!
- “CQB: So, I herd u liek mudkip- ODST: Shut the fuck up.” (Owl Assassin)
- “Mark’s attempt to recreate the kiss scene from Spiderman was less than appreciated.” (Rippolighter159)
- “Damn it! I think we spawned in the M.C. Escher level again.” (Schoony)
- “No, YOU’RE upside down!” (Mace Windex)
- “Ceiling Spartan is watching you masturbate.” (Louis Wu)
- “What’s happening, hot stuff?” (smurph)
- “In Sandtrap Russia, Elephant flips you!” (Jack Attaak)
Many of us are undoubtedly stricken with Reach fever, so it only seems fair that we use an image from that particular title this week. Louis Wu thought the screenshot featured at the end of last week’s Bungie Weekly Update was prime for the picking, so let’s go with that one! Captioning will officially commence in 3, 2, 1…
Author: Sketch
Just what I always wanted. My own little Spartan. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him…
Or that, or he just wants his sniper rifle due to the long barrel…
But i must say, if i had a spartan, i would name it Eugene… xD
Either this grunt is seriously suicidal or he has mistaken the long hard sniper for something else..
Grunt: NIPPLE!!!!!!!!
Popularity never was this easy.. I even got a hater! Haters gonna hate 8D
Wish screaming nipple worked all those other times..
*Cue music* “It’s the……. Eye of the Tiger it’s the thrill of the fight…..”
NOM NOM NOM!!!
This lone spartan vowed he would avenge his fallen comrades…by shoving the barrel of his sniper down his enemy’s throat.
Your gun. My mouth. NOW.
Super Grunt Powers…ACTIVATE!
YOU KILLED FLIP-YAP!
Or was it Yap-Flip?
Don’t tell me I don’t know Flipyap!
Flipyap and I went to Nipple Academy together!
AWESOMEST GRUNT LIVE EVA!
novelty silencers are never a good idea.
Maybe he didn’t have a cat laying around, ie postal
I want to give you a hug please
Grunts now available with jetpacks
MC enlists a grunt as a shredder to get rid of the evidence.
Congratulations everyone! Those were some really funny captions! :)
Grunt: Come Sniper! Come to my mouth! How dare you disobey me!
Lacking any plasma grenades, the Halo: Reach grunts will now employ the flying deep-throat attack!
SNEAK HUG!!!
His friends were a little too late in telling him how a pinata is really supposed to work.
*Cue Slo-mo* Grunt: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
This is why the grunts in halo three were so smart – darwinism.
also:
Two seconds from now, both will be staring in awe at forgeworld
I shall call him Grunty! and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Grunty!
FOOD NIPPLE! … sniper nipple?… oh no…
*puts on his best grunt voice* Here I come to save the daaaaaay!
In Army of Two: The 40th Day, soda can silencers are good for unique game play, but not in Reach.
Grunt: Do you have food nipple?, Kat: Get the fuck away!
In all fairness to Bungie, Covenant Vampire Bat armor permutations sounded like a really good idea on paper.
Grunt baseball! The latest sport by Roosterteeth!
Raggel fraggel!… F***ing lag!
Moments later…
Hey! Guys! I got a no-scope!
CHARGE!!!!!
GIVE ME YOUR TEA !!!!!!
epic!!! lol you need to make those awesome comics faster!!!
Grunt used Scary Face!
It’s not very effective…
Grunt: “Sir, we ran out of ammunition. What should we throw at them next?”
This is not the kind of test where you turn your head and cough
Grunts breath methane all day. So when lighting THEIR farts on fire, the results are just… spectacular.
No really, I don’t want a food nipple, I just want your bewbs Kat.
But…
I appreciate the fix Bs, but I had “dat ass…” afterwards. (which was the part I was trying to hyperlink.
Seriously. Not trying to sound like an ass, (I actually really appreciate you trying to fix it) but why isn’t there a delete or edit button? Could make things a lot easier.
Actually, it didn’t. The code was completely messed up, so the error either transformed or deleted whatever text you originally had. And unfortunately WordPress has never had a comment edit feature, and to my knowledge it’s not in the works either.
SPARTAN: “We can’t stop here, this is Grunt country!”
— Steve
PS: should I call the SPARTAN “Raoul-047″?
if BS Angel was a grunt…
Everyone loves to deep throat Sniper Rifles, even Grunts!
What the Spartan didn’t know was that the Grunts had secretly mastered Crane style.
Segment from “Planet Reach”: “And here we see the elusive flying Unggoy. Obviously, it is very confused. The normally docile creature is seen attacking its main predator, the Spartan super soldier. While the Unggoy has tenacity, the battle will be short, the victor the Spartan. But alas, that is nature, that is the circle of life.”
“The most dangerous fillings you’ll ever get!”
“Brush your teeth kids, or else, six foot tall augmented super soldiers in half ton suits of armor will shoot your cavities out!”
“It’s sad to see the art of dentistry become so primitive…and in the future too for Pete’s sake!”
Dentistry jokes FTW? :/
That grunt is about to get one hell of a headache.
they were holding back one more thing: the new Reverse Grunt Birthday Party skull
i told you, thats not a nipple
The grunt must have Parental issues.
shunned by his parents and after years of the artificial nipple nap sac thought he saw his mother!
Everybody hates the guns clipping through the jetpack, even Grunts.
Grunts spit confetti with the improved Grunt Birthday Party Skull!
holy sh!t is that a nipple?
plasma launcher why dont you launch one inside me?
no im not gay
Kat’s layer of orange juice, applied in the bathtub, ultimately proved ineffective.
It’s so ugly it wants to die.
It’s Old Yeller all over again
I EAT YOUR SRS-19!
Ridley Scott’s idea for HALO: The Movie was less that well received
Spartan: Time for you to open up and say Ahh!
I got your food nipple Right Here!
When deep in hostile territory, Spartans had to resort to using creative means of making silencers.
suprised i have yet to see this one
*queue the “worms” voice*
KAMAKAZIEEEEEeeee!!!!
Grunts. Taking advantage of how fugly they’ve become. And Reach’s jetpacks.
here are a few:
grunt:a nipple!!!!
_________________
spartan:this is a nipple for you
_________________
spartan:wanna be my nipple mate?
Suicide Grunts: YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.
point that thing at me and i will BITE YOUR BARREL OFF
See Jackie Chief and Yayap Smith in the all new action movie The Karate Grunt!
When you can’t breathe, go for the nearest pipe you see.
“Jesus! Cover your mouth when you sneeze!”
‘I have a baaaaaaaad feeling about this.’
‘You always have bad feeling! You had bad feelings about morning food nipple!’
…And ayyyyyyy-eee-ayyyyyy wil always love…*{BAM}*
Grunt, thinking as he’s about to eat a sniper round:
“That’s not the food nipple in the sky we were promised as part of the great journey….”