Halo: Reach Hunter Rawk

There is a time, hidden by the darkness of a restless night, when the mind is unable to overcome the urges of the body. It is in that exact moment that incoherent ideas sometimes reach fruition. Cinematic teams are just as vulnerable to that particular phenomenon as the next person, which is evident in Bungie’s newest Covenant-themed video. Starring a rather bad ass Hunter, this member of the Mgalekgolo really knows how to rock out. Unfortunately he missed the memo about the whole cock part, but fingers crossed he returns for a more revealing sequel!

Source [07.30.2010 Bungie Weekly Update]

*Many thanks to rowboat000, who has mastered the art of reading my mind (but unfortunately not my body), for uploading the video!

Xbox 360 Games Slated for August 2010 Release

Wondering what games are expected to hit store shelves next month? Here is what you can expect for the month of August, assuming there are no delays.

Superstars V8 Racing – 08.03.10
Racing – Rated Everyone
Superstars V8 Racing

Features (from IGN) :

Licensed by the Italian Championship racing league, Superstars V8 Racing gets you out on the track to test your skills with V8 engines! Powered by some of the most important car manufacturers in the whole world, such as BMW, Audi and Jaguar, and sporting top class production cars, Superstars V8 Racing offers the utmost realistic impression of the Championship. From car design to technical engine features, from the setting of the races to the turns of the tracks, everything has been designed in great detail. Every single car behaves in a complete different way accordingly to its real technical features and the settings tuned by each team competing for the title in order to get the best performance out of the powerful engine.

Game play mode variety is enriched by each cars’ peculiarity and it can be appreciated for the pick-up-and-play game mechanics, thought for the casual gamers, as well as for the top notch quality of the most experienced ones.

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Friday Caption Fun, Round 103

Halo Reach ScreenshotIf you’re anything like me, you’ve probably got a bad case of forklifts on your mind. Thankfully this weekend’s Halo double experience playlist of choice is Rocket Race, meaning the truly desperate can pretend they’re driving around small industrial vehicles instead of facing the fact that they’re still just riding brokeback. On the off chance that doesn’t do it for you, feel free to hang out here and caption instead. We’ll do our usual recap of last week’s answers, and then we’ll tackle a brand new screenshot!

  • “Just what I always wanted. My own little Spartan. I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him…” (Jim 028)
  • “Grunt: NIPPLE!!!!!!!!” (soulofaqua)
  • “Your gun. My mouth. NOW.” (Louis Wu)
  • “YOU KILLED FLIP-YAP!” (Billdebeast)
  • “Lacking any plasma grenades, the Halo: Reach Grunts will now employ the flying deep throat attack!” (JLay)
  • “In all fairness to Bungie, Covenant Vampire Bat armor permutations sounded like a really good idea on paper.” (S)
  • “Grunt used Scary Face! It’s not very effective…” (Rakolai)
  • “Grunts breath methane all day. So when lighting THEIR farts on fire, the results are just… spectacular.” (retinence)

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Gaming’s Greatest Debate: Halo vs. Call of Duty

Halo Vs. Call of Duty

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