Master Chief: Not Your Average Wingman
June 19, 2010 18 Comments
The $500 Cardboard Game Boy
June 19, 2010 14 Comments
If I’m going to pay $500 for a handheld video game device, it better be gold and encrusted with diamonds or have a penis that doubles as a joystick. It appears born2draw has different expectations than I do though because her version stands 5’4″ and is made solely of corrugated fiberboard. Featuring pushable buttons and a power button that slides up and down, this cardboard Game Boy will cost you a very pretty $500 but thankfully comes equipped to do absolutely nothing. I’d bitch, but I kinda sorta have a thing for big packages.
Friday Caption Fun, Round 97
June 18, 2010 91 Comments
I have a date to play some four player co-op Halo campaign this evening, and I believe they have plans to drag me, kicking and screaming, into completing a Vidmaster or two. If that’s the case, I’ll probably attempt to get out of it, and this weekend’s Team Throwback double experience playlist just may be the perfect excuse. Flag has always been my Halo bread and butter, and I don’t plan on changing that anytime soon. Before I start stealing stuff from the other team though, how about we settle in for some captioning? We can recap the best of last week’s responses and then take a look at a brand new screenshot. Who’s with me?!
- “Hi, I’m Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC. Please have a seat over here.” (Hyokin)
- “You sank my battleship!” (vyper117)
- “Pink: “E-3.″ Grey: “What? When?”” (Nuclear Pi)
- “You seem to be right, Pink. This Chatroulette thing is nothing but a bunch of guys jackin’ it!” (JLay)
- “Pink Spartan has expanded her Farm in FarmVille” “Grey Spartan LIKES Pink Spartan’s Wall Post” (ZZoMBiE13)
- “Don’t tell me you forgot the Ethernet cable!” (Zerowind117)
- “The Nintendo DS XXL was a hit with the Spartans.” (PeterSimp)
- “We now see that bs angel and urk are NOT the same person.” (araknoros)
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