The $500 Cardboard Game Boy
June 19, 2010 14 Comments
If I’m going to pay $500 for a handheld video game device, it better be gold and encrusted with diamonds or have a penis that doubles as a joystick. It appears born2draw has different expectations than I do though because her version stands 5’4″ and is made solely of corrugated fiberboard. Featuring pushable buttons and a power button that slides up and down, this cardboard Game Boy will cost you a very pretty $500 but thankfully comes equipped to do absolutely nothing. I’d bitch, but I kinda sorta have a thing for big packages.
hmm…i wonder if you’d have to pay shipping and handling on something thats already made of shipping material
Shipping is only $20, I’m guessing because the packaging is already included!
It didn’t even come with a game?!
sure it does, you pretend your friends making fun of you for buying a $500 cardboard Gameboy that you’ll throw away in a week doesn’t bother you….
Well if she’s this talented, maybe she can make you a 5’4″ corrugated fiberboard Master Chief codpiece for $500 instead?
:pictures a 5’4″ Master Chief codpiece:
Sold!
I wonder if my copy of Pokemon Blue still works? *pulls out blue*
It’s on! *Pulls out Red*
You fools, you never pull out.
:X Too much?
This website, you’re safe.
It looks amazing but for that price it should be of a higher grade material and beautifully painted.
I frankly also kind of wish it had a screen and was wired to actually work using an emulator with the whole Gameboy Color and original library. but that’s just wishful thinking.
I would have liked to see it painted too. It’s definitely too plain for my tastes.
What about a dildo that pulses to your music, bs angel?
So can I pay for it using cardboard money? Either way, still wouldn’t buy it! (But good job, builder)