Master Chief: Not Your Average Wingman

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Master Chief: Not Your Average Wingman

18 Responses to Master Chief: Not Your Average Wingman

  1. ComaToast says:

    Well at least he was only c**kblocked and not cockblocked by master chief, that would’ve been REALLY disappointing.

  2. CortanaV says:

    The Chief is the last guy you’d wanna face up against. The poor guy should have seen it coming!

  3. Awesome;Opossum;McCoy says:

    Yeah, I mean, how could anyone resist such a codpiece, right angel?

    BTW, angel, have you seen the codpiece of the all new and glorious Hunters in Halo Reach?
    http://www.bungie.net/images/Games/Reach/images/screenshots/e32010ff/full/Reach_E310_Firefight_Waterfront04.jpg

  4. L337MA573R says:

    This made my day.

  5. guiltyspark004 says:

    wow, that hunter’s like twice as big as that spartan!

  6. lozg1985 says:

    the chief knows what the ladies like! Johnson taught him everything he knew!

  7. Nuclear Pi says:

    Sure being c*ck blocked sucks, but It’s the chief, so she (or he) will at least be guaranteed a good time. (by that I mean the person the chief hit off with, not the one he c*ck blocked)

  8. Mr Viper says:

    Cock Block must be one of the not-yet-revealed Armor Abilities.

  9. Obi Wan Stevobi says:

    Well, MC is all about stopping genetic parasites from infecting humanity…

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