Top Seven Alternative Uses for Your Halo 3 Legendary Helmet (Contest Voting!)

Halo Legendary ProtectionWith the release of the Legendary edition of Halo 3 came an abundance of Spartan Mjolnir Mark VI helmets spotted in the wild. Many of them simply collect dust, but a few actually serve a very specific purpose. When faced with the task of coming up with the most creative use for these Master Chief-themed head coverings, many of you were up for the challenge. Unfortunately not all the entries can be called a finalist, but every single one of them was unique and entertaining in its own right. Take a gander at the top submissions, then cast your vote as to which one is your favorite! The person that comes out on top will find themselves the proud owner of several more helmets. And somehow I have a feeling they’ll find a use for all of them in no time.
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Mark VI Mjolnir Cereal Bowl
Mark VI Mjolnir Cereal Bowl

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A Not Master Chief Costume
A Not Master Chief Costume

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Halo Christmas Tree Topper
Halo Christmas Tree Topper

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Master Chief Motorcycle Helmet
Master Chief Motorcycle Helmet

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Helmet Plant Holder
Helmet Plant Holder

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Military Carpool Lane Dummy
Military Carpool Lane Dummy

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Pole Dancer Chief
Pole Dancer Chief

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*Voting will remain open until June 20th 11:59 pm PT

42 Responses to Top Seven Alternative Uses for Your Halo 3 Legendary Helmet (Contest Voting!)

  1. CortanaV says:

    The carpool dummy was awesome!

    • Yeah. That was actually my first thought on what to do with the helmet. Glad somebody did it, and with such style. XD

    • Ray says:

      Yeah, the carpool dummy should win, but everyone is voting for the last one because of the boobs. =(

      • alpha says:

        I voted for the pole dancer because it was funny, the boobs had no factor in my decision…

  2. Seriously, with this audience, no doubt the pole dancer will win it.

    • SonofMacPhisto says:

      I’d like to point out that the gentleman with the cereal bowl is an Englishman. ‘nouf said.

    • Steve the Lekgolo says:

      Well we are a bunch of teen to middle aged guys obsessed with halo…

  3. Andrew says:

    I was just going to tape a picture of the Reach Legendary Edition over my helmet and send that in as a pic. I’m impressed.

  4. Cayote says:

    I want to know whose bedroom that pole dancer is! I had to vote however for the carpool dummy. : )

    • bs angel says:

      Mine soon. Thanks for the idea!

  5. t0rm3n7 says:

    I am a dirty, dirty old man…

  6. Girlwolfie says:

    I’m completely jealous of the poledancer pic.. I want the pole and that shoe collection..

    • Crazy A 64 says:

      You should see the other half of the room!

    • Schoony says:

      Lol, I didn’t even notice the shoe collection in the background…or for that matter, that there was a background at all!

  7. Steven says:

    One of these days when im not being lazy i wanna turn my helmet into a custom xbox 360

    • Crazy A 64 says:

      You would have enjoyed my original plan but alas it wouldn’t work in time :(

  8. Thors toe says:

    Carpool FTW.

    But the Pole dancer is pretty cool too.

  9. Das Kalk says:

    this is rigged. obviously people here are voting for bewbs.

    • iPurism says:

      Ahhh, the HMB Audience xD

      (It’s a good thing ;) )

  10. Basic Paul says:

    ^.^ although my entry was a useless waste of time, I’m impressed that it made it as the posts header image XD. Sadly, I don’t have an actual legendary helmet, so I couldn’t do anything but provide my stick man drawing :)

    Hope you all enjoyed it n.n.

    • Basic Paul says:

      Oh and obviously… Thanks for posting it up there Hawty =D

      • Basic Paul says:

        Third post: although I personally think it deserves a special prize >:3

      • bs angel says:

        It was perfect for a graphic. I’m glad you sent it in!

  11. Edward B says:

    Awesome pics well done to all who entered and have there images up hear, i love the idea of chief’s helmet on top of the Christmas tree… & woo hoo my image is there under “was” in the text link above…

  12. ComaToast says:

    Ahh too bad I didn’t have a helmet, I had the perfect thing to do with it. I’m pretty sure it’d make a pretty good murder weapon :D. Voted pole dancer, as I see most everyone did anyway.

  13. Wait a second. Why does that person have a mannequin? You know what, the more I look at the picture, the more I don’t want to know.

    • bs angel says:

      About five minutes ago, I realized that person has a pole in their bedroom. I have decided I want to get to know them.

      • When you put it that way, I think I can get past the mannequin.

      • Basic Paul says:

        The womens shoes in the background tell us of three possibilities here:

        1: This person is a woman.
        2: This person is a man who already has a girlfriend/wife.
        3: This person is a man who likes to dress up in womens shoes, and likely clothes too, and the mannequin is to display all of these clothes on.

        • bs angel says:

          I’m putting my money on 3!

        • SonofMacPhisto says:

          $50 says there’s a camera in the mannequin.

  14. 4951GT/CS says:

    Come on guys, the Pole Dancer is winning. Can we get a LITTLE more steryotypical?

    • Owl Assassin says:

      I could try headshotting it if you want

    • *obligatory comment about bewbs here*

  15. voted for the carpool lane dummy since it made me laugh harder. And somehow i’m surprised you DON’T have a pole in your bedroom yet Angel. Well, stripper pole that is :P

  16. Pole dancer, hands down.

  17. Willy says:

    Car pool dummy should win it literally made me laugh at loud the second I saw the picture.

    • Basic Paul says:

      Personally, i think the legendary protection post graphic should win ;)

    • Thors toe says:

      I am glad I could make you laugh. ^_^

  18. cardo8 says:

    Nice job with the runner-up links HmB!

  19. crymsonnite says:

    the pole dancer one is ingenious, although, little disturbed they got a pole dancing manikin lying around

  20. L337MA573R says:

    Last one is hilarious, but car pool dummy takes the cake.

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