Friday Caption Fun, Round 95
June 4, 2010 87 Comments
Due to the demands of my daily grind, I haven’t played Halo in quite some time. If there’s one playlist that could bring me back though, it’s Grifball. Guess what happens to be the double EXP flavor of the weekend? That’s right, our favorite Spartan sport! I’ll be getting hammered all weekend long, and I’ll even be playing some Halo so feel free to join me on the court, but not before our customary captioning of course. Let’s recap last week’s quips and then we’ll take a peek at another screenshot. Off we go!
- “That takes care of the dust, now all that’s left are those damn echos.” (Mojo)
- “When the UNSC ordered the Master Chief to clean house, he had no clue that they meant it literally.” (QuackJAG)
- “Irrefutable proof that the Master Chief is, in fact, a woman.” (Radius)
- “Broom taken! Broom dropped! Broom taken! Broom dropped!” (SkeletorODP)
- “After his PTSD got too bad for him to fight, Bungie swore they’d keep the Chief on the payroll somehow.” (ZZoMBiE13)
- “VH1′s Behind the Helmet: Where are they now?” (mendicantbias00)
- “Many players were surprised after last weekend to find out what “Hell’s Janitor” really meant.” (DenimDan312)
- “Keep it clean.” (Seenoht)
Hopefully Master Chief didn’t tire of all the housekeeping because now he has another abode to manage, this time of the tree variety. I really have no clue what’s going on in this fabulously forged screenshot but I’m guessing you do. Go ahead and figure out the specifics and then tell me, preferably in the form of a witty caption please!
Author: OOFT Muzz
“No Hommers!”
“But you let hommer blah blah in”
“It says no HommerS”
Aww
was my first thought too
we’re allowed to have one
Welcome to the meeting of G.R.O.S.S. I am president and tyrant for life.
Get Rid Of Slimy girlS!
Calvin and Hobbes alright!
Hell yeah
infinite thumbs up for you :)
Where’s Hobbes in this pic?
“You are not in our buddy club.”
“After Halo: Reach’s successful beta, campers took the term to an all new level..”
“but mooooom, cant i stay out just a bit longer?”
Those are my submissions :)
Dang it I was going to say “You are not in our buddy club.” Oh well.
“This is MY house”
“No girls allowed”
“The start of Links adventure……”
“If the staff meeting just ended, no one outside is gonna know the freakin’ password! Now open up! We need ammo and the Chief is out here! “
Does HE know the password?
No mom! Get me some chocolate milk before you come in! I’m gonna play halo!
I’ve got porn and marshmallows can I come in now?!
“Before the King of the Hill playlist there was the King of the Treefort”
“Look what i did with Forge and my imagination”
“With the end of the war the Spartan program was terminated. As a result the Spartans were forced to acquire new housing. This is the result of highly trained super soldiers making lodgings”
“But soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the Sun.”
Shakespear win. End of contest.
Honestly I can’t believe I didn’t think of this one. I must be slipping in my old age.
Yep this is the tree top camps club. But you’re too good a player to come in.
It’s a legitimate strategy!
Before camping, there was, TREEFORTING!
This week on “How Clean Is Your Doom Fortress?”
Now remember, the first rule of the tree-house is that you don’t talk about the tree-house, am I clear?
Kurt and cPo Mendez Treehouse did not very good being stealthy.
you accidentally some words
i am a foreigner, what did i do wrong?
After the war, Recon’s dad finally did build that treehouse.
What’s the secret passphrase?
“Go away! I told you, I don’t want to buy your cosmetics!”
“Please?”
“No!”
“All your Base are belong to us.”
This wasn’t what I had in mind when you said you had a secret base
“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of Elderberries!”
/thread
“We fart in your general direction!”
What password?
Reminds me of the scene from The Orphan. when the kid is trapped in the burning treehouse. :D
That was a good movie. Adequately creepy for sure.
I rented the movie yesterday, and I stopped at the part when she threatens the little boy.
You just ruined the movie for me xD
Sorry, no generals. Only cool kids allowed in here…and Reconz
So where should I install these booby traps?
Go away or I shall taunt you a second time. [says in French accent]
Can I hide here ’til the infection game is over?
I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life!
First you gotta do the truffle shuffle.
Nice.
White: I HAVE BRUTE SHOT! WOOHOOOOOO!
Gray: Yeah, but I have TREEHOUSE! WOO…hoo?
Blue Guy: Hey! This is The He-Man Woman Haters Club, We feed girls to alligators!
aww you stole it, damn ninjas.
Welcome to the He-man Woman Haters Club! No girls Allowed!
Fine, I’ll go build my own treehouse, with blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the treehouse.
A great Bender moment if ever there was one. Well played sir.
“Like my new sniper perch? It’s got a TV, a fridge, everything!”
“Does it have a bathroom?”
“….”
What do you mean, it’s crooked?
“I swear, the base station budget cuts get worse every year!”
“You think this is bad? Red Base is in the Outhouse!”
“I found it! The Honeycomb Hideout!”
Blue: “It.. it’s a legitimate strategy!”
— Steve
“Halt! Who goes there?”
“Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair”
What happens when a Bungie mapper runs out of classic maps to remake.
Ha, they can’t get me up here… *sniper bullet flies out of nowhere and hits him in the head*
seriously why do the blues always get the better spawn?
Blue: “HA, the ability to climb ladders was only in Halo: CE”
Password! They gave it out at the staff meeting fifteen minutes ago!
“There better not be any power weapons in there!”
“What the F’ do you want? The rent?! I aint got the stinkin rent. Gimme til next week!”
This week on “World’s Deadliest” we shall explore the natural habitat of perhaps the greatest predator, the SPARTAN II.
The Reach Family Robinson
“No girls allowed!”
“I’m not a girl, I’m just 7 years old!! Let me in!”
just taken camping to the next level
Does anybody know where I could download this map?
People outside of Australia probably won’t get this, but…
“I’ll be damned if I let you cut down this tree, local council!”
Wasn’t that from “The Castle?”
“We will defend this house!”
“we gotta build a tree house to play truth or dare, ewww no not THAT dare”
TREEFORT CAPTURED.
Lucy! I’m home…wait…you’re not Lucy! Who the hell are you! Lucy has some ‘splainin’ to do!
HONEY!!! I’M HOME!!!!
We’re not telling you the secret oath until you bring us some headlight fluid!
“Huff and Puff all you want! I have a f***ing shotgun up here!”
-Hey, lemme up!
-Password!
-What?
-Password! They gave it out at the staff meeting 15 minutes ago!
-What meeting? I was down here! If the staff meeting just ended then no one here will know the freaking password! now open up! we need ammo and the chief is out here!
-…Does he know the password?
-HE WASN’T AT THE MEETING EITHER!
With the outbreak of Flood scaring the residents of Earth in 2552, the humans decided to build on trees. Have you ever seen a flood form climb a tree? A legitimately sound precaution I think.
“Whats the weather like in Kenya?”
“Sunshine!”
“Your Mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries…Now go away before i taunt you a second time!”
I fart in your general direction, and give your monty python reference a +1.
“burglar!”
“HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FUCKING TELL YOU!! BLUE ARMOR ONLY!!”
“Hey! You were thirty minutes late! That means the pie is free!”
I’ll let you in if you can think of a decent caption for this picture.
Following the success of the extension of Halo 2′s runtime by staying in-game after the shutdown, a small group of Halo 3 players took measures to make sure their future stake-out of Halo 3 would never come to an end.