23 Inches of Lego Spartan

Lego Halo Reach Spartan

Some people are happy with eight inches of Spartan. Others require a bit more length. Shawn, a gamer who finds himself with a talent for constructing Lego creations, conveniently falls in the latter category. Dipping into his infinite collection of colorful interlocking plastic bricks, he made a Lego Spartan inspired by the the new armor design of the elite supersoldier in the upcoming game Halo: Reach. The best part of his plaything though is in the small details. Each arm contains multiple ball joints, the waist turns from side to side, and the legs pivot in two different locations, all of which make this particular Spartan flexible enough to be posed in a plethora of positions. I’m pretty sure it’s better than your girlfriend in that regard, just sayin’.

Friday Caption Fun, Round 92

Halo Reach ScreenshotI have not gotten to spend near the amount of time on the Halo: Reach beta as I was initially hoping so I am going to use this opportunity to live vicariously through you. Hop on and give the new Spartans vs. Elites Slayer gametype a spin for me, won’t you? But before you do, let’s complete our customary captioning. First up is recapping last week’s entertaining responses and then we can bombard a brand new screenshot with our hilarious quips. Off we go!

  • “And then some asshole with active camo steals the skull.” (A Pointless Paradox)
  • “What is thy bidding, my master?” (CrazedOne1988)
  • “First one to pop has to eat the skull!” (Zerowind117)
  • “BY THE POWER OF FLAME SKULL!” (PikminGod)
  • “It’s amazing what people will do for head.” (Schoony)
  • “The skull is our master. The skull chooses who will go and who will stay.” (Seenoht)
  • “A full week of playing the beta with little sleep, food, and water and you’ll be bowing at the mere sight of a flaming skull as well.” (retinence)
  • “Who would’ve expected it to be so hard to find a virgin sacrifice, especially on Xbox Live?” (Penguin Ninjoid)

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Ellis Startled the Eggwitch!

Left 4 Dead 2 Eggs

*Created by Elise and posted with permission

Princess Peach Pin-Up Tattoo

Princess Peach is the epitome of innocence. From her highly conservative pink dress to her noticeable absence for proper post-game thank yous, her reputation is as proper as can be. It’s perhaps that exact sense of primness that drove Shane to get his very first tattoo. Going for the Princess Peach pin-up look, this particular body modification features our favorite damsel in distress flashing a whole lot of skin while seductively posing against a warp pipe-inspired stripper pole. Now it could be just me but that pole appears to be in need of a good ol’ fashioned polishing. And I have a weird feeling a certain pudgy plumber can relate.

Princess Peach Tattoo

that sucker's permanent

Zero Punctuation: Nier

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