Grin + Bear It: Comment It and They Shall Come
May 30, 2010 55 Comments
Are you looking for action, adventure and romance? Then go watch a film because this is a regular weekly offering to the gods of innuendo and lolz, brought to your face by the always funny Grin + Bear It. Read on as The Chief, Hayabusa and Recon (plus the occasional special guest) have more bollock-dangling fun than you can shake a boomstick at!
luke [at] grinandbear [dot] it
http://www.grinandbear.it/
crossing guard
Federal Breast Inspector.
Augmentated super soldier… oh wait… cleaning mah house
Driving instructor.
Amputee Basketball Player
Traffic Cone Remover
Crash test dummy…without the arms.
Emergency pair of pants
Teabag police officer.
I think by regulating “traffic” he could do the most for communities sake.
Or I´m the only one who can´t stop seing condoms?
During this brief period of peace time, we would like to offer you the new position of Iron Chef to keep you busy until deployment …
During this brief period of peace time, we would like to offer you the new position of that no-talent ass-clown, Michael Bolton to keep you busy until deployment …
Replacement Master Chief
Therapeutic Councilor.
Punching Bag
Interview the prophet of regret.
bs angel’s private escort (since the armor ability post brought on death threats)
nanny
yoga instructor
Hhhmmm, an escort would come in handy right about now. In more ways than one!!
o_O
Teabag Inspector
oh and you spelled CENTER wrong =P
hehe
No, he spelled it British. Look it up next time!
Its ok, he was just makinf fun :) ie made fun of american spellings llooaadds
=D oh and i love the
colourcolor of this comic… ^_^Life Guard. Or one of those floaty things life guards use to rescue drowning people.
boats?
No, I’m not retarded, I know what a boat is. :P
http://akorra.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lifeguard.jpg
Those things. The floaty red things.
buoyancy ring.
The thing in the picture is not a ring. Jeez, guys.
I’m pretty sure it’s a penis. Just sayin’.
Male prostitute
human bullet
and just for giggles, juggler
Finger puppet.
Test Subject
Aperture Science test subject? God, I hope I did the HTML right.
Success! :D
Im making a note here; that was a triumph.
Captain Price stunt double.
Be in a banner ad for Reach (There are a LOT of those)
Obviously that blank space should be filled out with some dirty sexual action to be determined at a later time by BS or any number of people on this site.
Any possible sexual action you can think of.
Dildo.
Oil Spill Plug
WIN.
hehehe junk shot
Baggage Handler.
…
No, wait. Valet.
…
No, there’s somethg wrong with that one, too… let’s see… something that doesn’t require the use of hands… something practically useless… Oh, right, that’s obvious: Politician.
Bungie’s test dummy for new and “interesting” assassinations.
Tea Lady.. He’d be dipping plenty of tea bags in that job to quench his thirst until september.
Professional Butt Pirate
Bacon Inspector!
Pez Dispenser Model
A creative content consultant for a popular website (this one, of course:D ).
When you’re too busy you should just ask another artist from the community to do a “guest” strip or two to cover you for a couple of weeks. Or, you know, you could follow my example and fade into obscurity. :P
Either way, I’ll say: Crash Test Dummy
:begins chanting:
ZZoMBiE13 guest strip! ZZoMBiE13 guest strip! ZZoMBiE13 guest strip!
;)
:O watch your inbox!
Zero Gravity Male Grunt Sexual Molester.
Kenny Stunt Double #9001
Bs_Angel stunt double
Alderon stunt double (what a nice day in space holy shit what the fuck is th-)
Forum moderator (or troll, spammer, etc.)
Cartoonist for failing newspaper
Honest Politician
Helpdesk Technician at UNSC HQ (Hello? We’re having some issues with our MAC Cannon)
Experienced Bra Fitter
Admiral Ackbar Voice Coach
Beer merchandiser who keeps ‘losing’ merchandise.
Airport taxi signaler (the dudes that use hand signals to maneuver a plane on the tarmac).
The master mold for recondoms.
Architect.
Live fire simulate.
Fisherman.
Camel dairyman. (he will have to figure out how to get the milk from the camel into the bucket)
All they can be is cannon fodder, seeing as they have no arms.