Friday Caption Fun, Round 92
May 14, 2010 86 Comments
I have not gotten to spend near the amount of time on the Halo: Reach beta as I was initially hoping so I am going to use this opportunity to live vicariously through you. Hop on and give the new Spartans vs. Elites Slayer gametype a spin for me, won’t you? But before you do, let’s complete our customary captioning. First up is recapping last week’s entertaining responses and then we can bombard a brand new screenshot with our hilarious quips. Off we go!
- “And then some asshole with active camo steals the skull.” (A Pointless Paradox)
- “What is thy bidding, my master?” (CrazedOne1988)
- “First one to pop has to eat the skull!” (Zerowind117)
- “BY THE POWER OF FLAME SKULL!” (PikminGod)
- “It’s amazing what people will do for head.” (Schoony)
- “The skull is our master. The skull chooses who will go and who will stay.” (Seenoht)
- “A full week of playing the beta with little sleep, food, and water and you’ll be bowing at the mere sight of a flaming skull as well.” (retinence)
- “Who would’ve expected it to be so hard to find a virgin sacrifice, especially on Xbox Live?” (Penguin Ninjoid)
I’m pretty sure anybody who plays with me on a regular basis knows how hard it is to find a virgin on Xbox Live. There’s certainly not any in my parties, that’s for sure! Could be my penchant for tackling things head on, but at least I have something in common with the Elite in the following screenshot. Interested in slapping a caption on this sucker? You can even do it multiple times should you desire. I don’t mind one bit!
Author: WatchGrassGrow
WORT! WORT!……. Wort?
What happens when you don’t look both ways when crossing the street.
and dont walk out in front of that jeep
Elite beats everything!
Ironically when i typed it i wrote beats as betas ha!
Faster than a bullet! More powerful than a speeding Ghost! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound! Look! It’s SUPER-ELITE!
One look at the purple dome of the ghost makes it clear why this elite jumps head first on it. Unfortunately the elite is hoping for a different splattering than there will be.
Halo, splattering innocent pedestrians since 2000
lol innocent? he’s diving at the vehicle with a sword
“Nom!”
“Super elite will not be defeated, it is infact the spartan that is afraid.”
“A recently discovered bug in the beta has lead to a string of incidents involving ghosts being splattered by Elites.”
That’s one way to solve balancing issues
Boarding the ghost, you’re doing it wrong.
Note: Armour abilities may change game play experience, just not in this case!
Everyone knows you don’t bring a knife to a gunfight, so I didn’t think I had to tell my teammates “Don’t bring a sword to a vehicle fight.”
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Elite Evade button fail!
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“Get ready Goose, I’m gonna put on the brakes and he’ll fly right by!”
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!
Until you’ve signed in, it’s required.
is it October yet?
Reason #42 to quit drinking.
Head On, apply directly to the forehead!
In Soviet Russia, Elites splatter Ghosts
Yakov Smirnoff FTW!
*superman theme music*
“how ghosts make more ghosts”
screw the immovable object, what happens when two unstoppable forces meet?
hey i want my ghost back
Elite Vs ghost just another way of getting bugs stuck to your windscreen
or
them damn mosquitoes are getting big!
Does the front of the ghost kinda look like an Elite head? Kinda looks like one, IMO.
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Evade, face stab, evade, face stab evade…. ghost?!
Bungie’s Halo Reach Beta Playlist Update 1.0
- Spartan DMR Loadout removed from Invasion Phase 1
- CTF Flag return proximity slightly increased
- Same team Stockpile flag removal and re-scoring resolved
Bungie’s Halo Reach Beta Playlist Update 1.1
- Elites given tremendous balls
He thought he had Armor Lock….
Unfortunately the elite ‘bullet’ armour ability was not well received by the more conservative members of the community.
“And they say Harlem is bad”
“The Lone “Elite” Ranger and his invisible horse go head long into battle!”
and more ’cause Hawty likes it multiple times!
“John McLane eat your heart out! Yippy Kia Yay …”
“Two will enter. Only one will leave.”
And this is why the turn-based RPG version of Halo:Reach will never see the light of day.
Inspired by Final Fantasy XIII cutscenes, Reach takes a new turn when dealing with its new cutscenes.
“Action DIVE?!”
This Elite takes his windshield-washing very, very seriously.
looks like another successful test for the sanghelli launcher… now we finally have a real use for all these elite corpses… since they taste terrible
“Didn’t you see the video? Sword beats Tank. Therefore, Sword beats EVERYTHING!”
Later, we find out the Elite wrote his name on his underwear, ‘Calvin Klein.’
**Thought by Spartan** – ‘They really need one of those signs around here like they have in California warning you about aliens crossing the freeway…oh wait’
a spartan rides into town on a ghost, stays five days, and makes a ghost on friday.
Wanna play chicken? I’ll bet you I’ll win.
“Lunge” means “Board” in french, right?
“It’s a bird, it’s a plane…. no wait, it’s an elite about to get his ass killed.”
One shall stand, one shall be roadkill!!
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*thought by spartan*
What’s the first thing to go through an Elite’s mind after he hits a windshield?
Believing everything the Prophets said was the Elites’ first mistake. Their second was listening to Soulja Boy.
Crouching Spartan;leaping elite.
While superior in size, speed, and strength, intelligence wasn’t the elites strong suite.
Elite “Blarg!”
stand for “Me PWN Ghost”…
Elite: “Oh… so that’s what you meant by “Get on the Ghost”. You can go now, Casper.”
Bungie reveals how their new toy line with Hasbro, Haloformers, started.
or “a spartan rides into town on friday, stays five days, and then rides a ghost to make a ghost named friday
To do a barrel roll… or a combat roll?
Evade, it’s super awesome!
“CHARGE!”
“AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *SPLAT*”
Feel free to shorten that if you want
Duck, duck, Ghost!
“Bonzai!”
“Rain-X guarantees that their new windshield washer fluid wipes away all bug splatters, no matter the size. Why? Extensive product testing…”
This Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! At the Boneyard Thunder Dome! Watch this elite get a taste of PAAAIIIN! Or will he come out on top?! Find out only on Pay-Per View! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Stupid is as stupid does…
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He always did go head first into all of his projects.
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The one riding the Elite is invisible, you see?
I CHOOSE YOU!
I can’t choose who I want to win…
Elite: *in elite* DO A BARREL ROLL!!! (WORT WORT WORRRRTTT)
Spartan: SHUT UP FALCO THIS ISN’T GOING TO SAVE HIM…..er…i mean to soon to be roadkill
I iz on ur screen, getting in tha way!
You would have thought by now, they’d have better combat knowledge than this. Surely the monicker ”Elite” is a f**kin’ mistake….
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Never call your pet ‘Rover’…..
“You are who you choose to be.” “…Superman…”
Reference get!
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins!
You’ll believe and elite can fly.
You ever wonder why there are no Elite superheros?
Every Elite from that day on feared the machine known as, “The Ghost of Powerhouse”.
faceghost youre doing it… right… i guess
Hijacking… YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG.
NOM NOM NOM!
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The red car and the blue car had a race…
The Elite, after many matches of being spawn sniped by DMR fanatics, and after hearing of the DMR being removed in the starting loadout tried to get his revenge.
It didnt work out too well…
Elite Spectator 1: I bet that went over much better in his head.
Elite Spectator 2 : Ya………
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Elite Spectator 1: I wonder what’s going through his head right now.
Elite Spectator 2 : I dunno, but in a second I’d say the ghost.
Elite : hey look guys I can FLY!!!!
Oh SHI–WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!!!……………………………….
…………………..Splatter spree
Once again proving that Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space.
Why does every comment above a certain line have a thumbs down? xD
Seems like someone’s whoring around trying to mess wit the system!
Someone went on a thumbs down spree earlier today. I didn’t realize they hit numerous articles though. They were quite the busy little bee!
“We know about the balance issues with the sword…. And vehicle handling.”
Or.
“Sometimes, Evade gets you into an even worse predicament.”
There should be a medal for killing someone evading, like there is for hitting a spartan in sprint.
SPARTAN: “Aw, man, I just had this thing washed…”
(Yay for Halo 1 callbacks.)
— Steve
HYAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
=or=
the new inconspicuos overshield is way over powered
That’s no moon…
Probably a bad time to ask this… but are you an organ donor?
The Spartan shows the Elite what he thinks of its Superman impression.