Friday Caption Fun, Round 91
May 7, 2010 81 Comments
We could talk about how Mythic Brawl is the Halo 3 double experience playlist this weekend but I’m not sure anyone really cares. Not when Invasion starts today. Vehicles. Phases. A yard full of bones. Hell motherfucking yeah! I know at this point you probably don’t want to caption but if I have to be here, you do too. So let’s go over last week’s responses, and then you can toss in a quip or two and be on your way. It won’t take long, I promise!
- “Suddenly, Bungie staff only armour isn’t so appealing.” (OwlAssassin)
- “The new exclusive pre-order deals from GameStop keep getting more and more ridiculous.” (FinAeros)
- “SKULLAMANJARO!!!!” (rollo)
- “Tim Burton presents… A Nightmare Before the Beta” (Natonator)
- “Does this armor make my head look big?” (Jester 343)
- “Achmed the dead Spartan!” (JLay)
- “Emile saw this helmet and immediately tried to reproduce it. While Noble team calls it a crap remake, fans call it bad ass.” (plazmamuffin)
We definitely call it bad ass, don’t we? You know what else we think is bad ass? All the new armor abilities in Halo: Reach. I’m not sure the people in the following screenshot are doing it right, but I’ll leave the final judgment to you. Let me know your interpretation of the picture at your earliest convenience, preferably in the form of a funny caption please!
Author: Speed e cake
“You see, no matter what you do, it’s still so very awkward..”
“And then some asshole with active-camo steals the skull.”
when someone told me standoff would be in halo reach this isn’t what i had in mind, or did he say standoffs?
“What is thy bidding, My master?”
“It’s A Disaster, Skywalker We’re After!”
“What if he could be turned to the dark side?”
“Yes, he’d make a powerful ally – another Dark Jedi.”
He will join us or die
we got DEATH STAR
lol love that song
Headhunter players have recently formed a new religion. By 2056 it will have overtaken Jedi in the cencus.
So.. Does that religion include tacos and various other bio-hazards?
First one to pop has to eat the skull!
That’s what she said…
“Well this is embarrassing … I’m wearing the same armor!”
Eventualy, the confusion created by a non-burning flaming skull had to start a cult.
What you don’t see is the 6 opposite team members readying up for an assassination
BY THE POWER OF FLAME SKULL!
After the seventh member of this clan died, the septagon doesn´t look as cool as it did before.
#1 says: Redique in pace!
#2 says: Amen!
#6 says: Who’s next?
Note: Number seven died after triing to reach the rooftop.
Praise be to the skullball
ALL GLORY TO THE SKULLBALL!
COWER BEFORE MY MIGHT, BITCHEZ!!
or
HI, I’m Tim, the flaming skull. I’m from another planet. While I am speaking to now, I am also shutting down your armor. Permanently. My master will have me say this: *unatural sounding voice over* THERE IS NO ESCAPE! GIVE US YOUR BRAINS!!!!!!
Supposed to be a “you” between to and now, whoops
yeah this is awesome, until the noob with the sticky gun shows up.
“Mighty flaming skull who will be the final Canidate in LOST?”
“All hail the remains of LEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOOY JENKINS!”
“…and if you put the Flaming Skull on this pad and kneel down for 30 minutes. You unlock the the elusive Snipe Armor! No really dude try it!”
Cult Worship: You’re doing it wrong!
“We’re the knights of the round table…”
“We dance when ere we’re able…”
We do routines and chorus scenes….
And dance quite impeccable…
It’s amazing what people will do for head…
“meanwhile at the sacrificial alter, Noble team offer up the head of Ghost Rider to appease the god of Halo”
So that’s how the flaming helmet works!
I wondered where Frankie ended up
everyone wants to grab the ball, but all that Taco Bell last night gave them severe bubble-guts, one wrong move and its butt-chili filling their man panties. What I wouldn’t give to toss a grenade in there, two explosions for the price of one!
KILL THE REDS!! KILL THE REDS!! KILL THE REDS!! KILL THE REDS!! KILL THE REDS!! KILL THE REDS!!…..
**Thought by the gray Spartan** — “Does this look like a circle jerk to anybody else?”
They don’t like fire…
Worshiping skulls is the new fad.
Yamamamamamamyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaa
“Shh..The Flaming Skull of Ra…it beckons to teach us its wisdom…whats it saying…’beware of rocket noob’….what?”
Who would’ve expected it to be so hard to find a virgin sacrifice, especially on XBox Live?
And then she beat Private Jimmy to death with his own skull.
Wait, that doesn’t seem physically possible.
Random player: umm… one of us was supposed to pick up the skull THEN go into armor lock right?
Speed e cake: shut up! this will be such an awesome picture!
How Spartans play soggy toast. (blegh)
Respawning in Halo: Reach now is a team effort
The Spartans mourn the only remnant of their friend who tried to T bag a Bungie employee.
“The spartanses took the precious from us, they did… we must kill them. No, no… don’t kill the spartanses, they were good to us! *gollum – gollum*. It belongs to us! Smeagol won’t listen to you anymore, get out of our head!”
I need more beta, that was awful.
And then there was one Skull to Rule them all…
Three skulls for the Sangheili under the sky,
Seven for the Prophets in their halls of stone,
Nine for brave Marines doomed to die,
One for the Gravemind on his dark throne
In the Land of Halo where the Spartans lie.
One skull to rule them all, One skull to find them,
One skull to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Halo where the Spartans lie.
>.>
XD <3
you know we like them zealots for RvB… but with skulls!
It’s times like this when you wish you hadn’t picked Operator.
*Awkward silence*
HOLY CRAP! THAT ODDBALL IS ON FIRE!!!
*fap fap fap*
Step One: Pop it. Step Two: Lock it. Step Three: Drop it. Step four is a bit of a blur to me, but Step Five: Profit!
A full week of playing Beta with little sleep, food, and water and you’ll be bowing at the mere sight of a flaming skull as well.
Like Pokemon, two Metapods using Harden will make for a really long f***in game.
“Sometimes fanboys take it a little too far”
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“lets play spin the skull”
“Lets save my poor imagination and just ask why?”
I don’t think this is what bungie meant by a skullamanjaro
The skull is our master. The skull chooses who will go and who will stay.
“Dig faster, men! That dead body isn’t going to unearth itself!”
ARMOR LOCK!
lol Now imagine me screaming that whilst jumping into a firefight. Damn, I love the beta. <3
Armour Lock: Preventing funny head on collisions since ’10….
Not even Death puts out Bungie’s fiery heads
Hungry Hungry Spartans!
After Private Jimmy’s skull was recovered at Sidewinder, the Spartans worship the skull hoping they do not have the same fate
Sadly this is all that’s left of last weeks’s caption after 7 days of fame.
The cremation was going according to plan…
The resulting EMP broke the internet
Each iteration produces more and more crazy Halo cults.
“Keep those armour locks runnin’ boys – that skull could explode at any second!”
So, hey, did the guy say when we become Voltron?
“The almighty skull grants us True Power — Power that tastes like Coconut!”
“if we hold the locks long enought then the skull will eat crayons and read Ulysses to us.”
(iron man 2 references)
Coombaya my Lord… Coombayaaaaaa… Coombaya my Lord… Coombayaa…
“Please be last, please be last.”
“Has anyone found my contact lens yet?”
Flaming Bukkake…There I said it.
After the Halo: Reach Legendary edition ran out, Spartans had to resort to other means to get their precious flaming helmet.
You know how I know you’re gay? You go down for flaming head! (inspired by the 40 Year Old Virgin)
“Two! Four! Six! Eight! Who do we incinerate? REDS! REDS! Buuuurn REDS!”
— Steve
PS: I miss the flamethrower. *sniff*
It’s hard to perform a human transmutation when nobody involved has a soul.
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The new Vortigaunt armor had some interesting side effects on the wearers.
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Guilty Spark was none too pleased with his new form despite the successful resurrection.