Halo: Reach Carnàge Carnivàle Multiplayer ViDoc

A Grunt Birthday Party Cake, Hooray!

Halo Grunt Cake

Any time I see a video game expertly transformed into an edible confection, I am always amazed at the level of detail one can attain with a little rolled fondant. Constantly being exposed to a plethora of incredible game-related cakes however has forced me to come to terms with my own cooking limitations. Not so long ago I attempted to make a Rock Band drum set cake only to find myself left with four piles of shit that appeared to have been vomited on by a rainbow bile-spewing Boomer. I’m thinking I could actually pull off this Unggoy cake though, which makes me absolutely adore it. Made to celebrate a Halo fan’s birthday, the inside is cinnamon-heavy snickerdoodle but the outside is 100% pure Grunt. I’d discuss in length why I think confetti cake would have been a more appropriate choice but I find myself with a sudden craving for some nipple. Apparently I have more in common with Grunts than I initially thought!
mmm cake

An Xbox Wig that Shows You Have Balls

Xbox Wig

*Created by KaitlynClinkscales

Zero Punctuation: Just Cause 2

Halo 4: Master Chief Sings

So listen, I’m just going to be straight up with you. This music-focused video, which is called Halo 4: Master Chief Sings and includes imagery reflecting just that, is seven days old. I know in Internet time that’s fucking ancient, but true Bungie fans wait the magical time frame before watching Halo-related videos. Besides, if I’m not freaking out from my period being seven days late, you shouldn’t freak out over watching an equally belated video. Just sayin’.

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