My Imaginary Sniper Rifle

Girls Play Halo Too

As seen on PostSecret

*A special thank you to valinhorn, who says he’s a living and breathing example that boys play Halo too, for the tip!

Grin + Bear It: Nag Nag Nag

Are you looking for action, adventure and romance? Then go watch a film because this is a regular weekly offering to the gods of innuendo and lolz, brought to your face by the always funny Grin + Bear It. Read on as The Chief, Hayabusa and Recon (plus the occasional special guest) have more bollock-dangling fun than you can shake a boomstick at!

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Mister Chief Petroglyph

Mister Chief Petroglyph

Petroglyph Beach in Wrangell, Alaska acquired its name from the more than 40 ancient rock carvings that are scattered upon that particular stretch of sand and water. Featuring various animals, designs, and figures that were engraved into boulders and bedrock outcrops by the area’s natives thousands of years ago, it was recently designated a State Historic Park because of its cultural significance. There’s no way of knowing the original artists’ intentions or motivations, but I think it’s safe to say at least one of them was psychic. How else do you explain the fact that someone carved Mister Chief’s face into one of the stones so long ago?

The Halo: Reach Beta, It’s Super Awesome

Just because the majority of us haven’t had a chance to dip our toes into the Halo: Reach beta yet doesn’t mean certain musically-inclined fans can’t make videos about just how incredible the experience is going to be. Take gutterXshark for instance. He remixed footage from the recently released Carnàge Carnivàle Multiplayer ViDoc into a just over a minute long ditty detailing its extreme super awesomeness. You know what’s not super awesome though? The video quality. Call me a high-maintenance bitch but I like my gaming videos like I like my pr0n: in high-definition. Go big or go home! And I mean that in every way you think I did.

*A special thank you to Tortacular, who likes his videos full of headshots, for the tip!

Friday Caption Fun, Round 89

Halo 3 ScreenshotThe zombie-infested Living Dead playlist is your double experience flavor for the weekend but let’s be honest, who’s thinking about Halo 3 right now? I think it’s safe to say we all have Reach on the brain, especially since the beta begins in exactly ten days. Staying busy should help pass the time quicker (or we can hope anyways!) so let’s recap last week’s rather witty responses and then we can try our collective hand at captioning a new screenshot.

  • “Hold RB to flip…wait, what? How did you do that?” (CrazedOne1988)
  • “Look on the bright side, Foe Hammer. The last thing the Covenant will expect is an aerial insertion…from underground.” (B1G TOBACC0)
  • “It takes a very macho pilot to be able to get it up in the presence of a hog.” (JLay)
  • “I hate when my wife drives!” (Schoony)
  • “Not my fault, someone put a Halo in my way.” (Flying ViVo)
  • “HA! I told you you couldn’t hit the warthog!” (Mike)
  • “Bungie cut the gametype “Lawn Darts” from Halo 3 after some bad results in Test.” (Anton P. Nym)

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