How to Get Over Losing a Talk Show
April 27, 2010 13 Comments
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The Hardcore Gamer’s Guide to Preparing for the Halo: Reach Beta
April 27, 2010 43 Comments
The Halo: Reach beta is a mere six days away. Other websites successfully prepped the fairweather fans by recapping the obvious facts such as Elites are going to be larger than Spartans and a new weapon called the M392 Designated Marksman Rifle will be introduced. For the hardcore crowd however, those summaries are positively snore-worthy. Thankfully I’ve got your MJOLNIR Armor-sporting back covered so turn on your printer, make sure the ink tanks are full, and get ready to snag your own copy of The Hardcore Gamer’s Guide to Preparing for the Halo: Reach Beta. Because you know what? It’s super awesome! And you will be too once you finish checking off this list.
IH3SotW: Double Pronged
April 26, 2010 20 Comments
IH3SotW (short for Inappropriate Halo 3 Screenshot of the Week) places heavy emphasis on the inappropriate. While each featured screenshot will be delightfully distasteful, some may be more subtle than others. I won’t bother explaining them since figuring it out for yourself will be half the fun. Every one taken from my personal Halo pr0n collection, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
Author: FREDfour20
Real Guitar Heroes Play With Guitars, Not Video Games
April 26, 2010 27 Comments
Sometimes I tire of the condescending attitude a small percentage of the population exhibits towards gamers. Now is definitely one of those times. Here is a product I recently saw on Etsy and my not very nice response to it. Fucking bastards.
| Description | Description |
|---|---|
| Whether you are a real musician or someone who appreciates real musicians, this piece of wearable art should help you express how tired you are of all the hype surrounding the Guitar Heroes/Rock Band/similar video games. Made out of Shrinky Dinks, this piece of jewelry has both a necklace loop and a pin backing so the wearer has the option of wearing it as a pendant or a brooch. | Whether you are close-minded and condescending or simply someone who appreciates assholish individuals, this plastic piece of wearable art should help you express just how much better you are than anybody who dares come within 50 feet of a video game. Made out of Shrinky Dinks, this high quality piece of jewelry has both a necklace loop and a pin backing so the wearer has the option of wearing it as a pendant or repeatedly stabbing themselves in the face with it. |
| Approximate Size: 1.75″ (width) x 3″ (height) | Approximate Size: significantly smaller than your huge ass ego |
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