Friday Caption Fun, Round 90
April 30, 2010 73 Comments
Grifball, sweet Grifball. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Sure, on evenings spent with you I tend to get pounded less than in real life, but your multiple powerful explosions more than make up for that. If you enjoy Grifball as much as I do, set aside some time this weekend to indulge in the variety that affords you a double serving of experience. If you don’t, then perhaps you should just stick around these parts and partake in some captioning. But first up is recapping last week’s responses of course!
- “Tribes called. They said we can keep the jetpacks.” (pwkwsfi)
- “Do you like scary movies?” (ZZoMBiE13)
- “If you or anyone you know has a camping problem, please call 1-800-CAMP-LOTS for a free insult-ation.” (cardo8)
- “Call me… when you need me.” (Sgtpierceface)
- “Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone. Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone. I’ve got this feeling, so appealing, for us to get together and sing. Sing!” (Sangheili_Knight)
- “Welcome to Xbox customer support. Your call may be monitored or recorded to ensure quality.” (the Light Show)
- “What if the phones… rang?” (BUfels)
- “Yo, Halo 3, your girlfriend called. She said she’s leaving you for Reach. Something about jetpacks and Elites.” (Absolute Edge)
Hopefully Halo 3 will feel better when he finds out we’re going back to him after the beta. Just don’t tell him we’ll be leaving again come Fall. It will be our little secret. Keeping with the leaving Halo 3 for Reach theme, how about we provide entertaining quips for a Reach screenshot this week? Hi ho caption, away!
Author: BootStrap Boon
“The newest armor perm for Reach: The skull helmet”
“Taking Emile’s skull helmet to the next level”
“This is the new character model for the ‘zombies’ gametype in Reach”
“Cue Thriller music”
Suddenly, Bungie-staff only armour isn’t so appealing
Pre-Order now to recieve your Mythic Dancing Bobblehead!
SKULLAMANJARO!!!!
It looks like Jeff Dunham is trying to appeal to gamers with a brand new puppet.
Achmed the dead spartan!
SILENCE! I TEABAG YOU
LOL
Bungie’s disregard for employee stealth has reached new levels.
WOW, a Reach screenshot aleady! AWE-SOME!!! I’ll have to submit my witty comment later….after I think of it.
Dance Dance Revolution: Crazy Zombie Spartan Dance Party
“They say SPARTANs never die, but this is ridiculous.”
RAWR!
Bobble head mode!
I didn’t know Skeletor was in the SPARTAN program!
No way! I just took that picture last night :D
ohiogasimus!
The real face of a spartan.
Tim Burton presents… A Nightmare Before the Beta
“Does this armor make my head look big?”
Bienvendido a Dia De Los Muertos para Los Haaaaaaaaaaallllllooooooooo!!!!!
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years!
And grizzly Spartans from every tomb
Are awkwardly-dancing in, to seal your doom
I’d like to see anyone who headhunt THAT off
“My name is Dark Helmet…”
The new exclusive preorder deals from GameStop keep getting more and more ridiculous.
You sir, win.
“cause the is thriller!!!!!”
I actually meant “‘Cause this is thriller!”
I see dead people.
Bungie unveils a new armor ability for brats with huge egos.
Dark Helmet decided to try something new.
Mardi Gras. In celebration of the Halo Reach Beta.
Awe Scooby, it’s just Mr Robinson, pretending to be Master Chief pretending to be … Oh who cares? Let go eat some Scooby Snacks and watch some Halo Pron!
last time i ask for more armor permutations.
Just announced for Halo: Reach
Big Head Mode: This makes headshots much easier for the spray and pray player . e.g. the whinny lil’ bit_ _
Goddamn ONI with their SpecWep programs. It’s one thing to kidnap kids and turn them into supersoldiers, but GIANT DANCING SKULL MONSTERS? When’s that get fun?
Don’t do drugs kids or you could wake up with a skull on your head.
Haters gonna hate
It turns out you can change the appearance of your waypoints. This variant got cut in alpha for pretty clear reasons.
1″OMG Its lord helmets evil twin brother. QUICK! TO THE WINNEBAGO!!”
2″but with the Skull-blast-shield down i cant even see.. how am i supposed to fight?
let the force guide your hand”
3″How the hell do we Teabag THIS???”
nice reference to starwars robot chicken episode 1
Yo dawg, I heard you like collecting skulls, so we put a skull on your skull so you can Headhunt while you Headhunt.
wow… the flood just stopped trying didnt they? they used to mutate limbs and bodies but now they just make the skull so big the skin pops off of it… well its a prequil to the series so i guess they werent as creative back then
Emile saw this helmet and immediately tried to reproduce it. While Noble team calls it a crap remake, fans call it bad ass.
Knock Knock….
Who’s there?
A giant skull…
A giant skull who?
A giant skull who….
You finish it….
no
This Spartan obviously wanted to outdo Emile’s skull helmet.
Don’t mind me I’m just a little short on brains thats all.
Halo:Reach – Now with DeadHeads!!!
Lol.
+1 from this deadhead.
“After many begs (And threats) from bs angel, Bungie finally decided to oblige and make “headshots” more accessible. Clearly they misunderstood…”
Now for the obvious, which for some reason hasn’t been posted yet
“Braaaaaaaaiiiins”
“I like to sing-a! About the moon-a and the June-a and the Spring-a!”
that sounds familiar, but i can’t say where..
Finally they are making Spaceballs 2 with the infamous Darth Skull.
“Enlarged to show detail.”
Spawnin on your bro Co-… Woah.
Bungie decide to remove the “Spartan Birthday Party” skull from reach for this very reason…
The result of a Spartan state off.
You should see the other guy…
I know it’s too late for captions for the previous photo, but…
Stop calling stop calling I don’t wanna talk anymore! I left my head and my heart on the dance floor!
“Alright crowd, put your hands together and make some noise for the mascot for the Pegasi Poltergeists, Mmmandible Manny!!”
Skeletor’s New Groove, coming to DVD and Blu-Ray soon!
“Alas Poor Yorick, I am not one now to mock your grinning. though thy are quite chap-fallen!”
“Alas poor Yorick, I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest,of most exellent fancy, he hath teabagged me a thousand times…”
Brainssss!!!
Slight problem here…
or
Halo: Reach, now with Jetpacks, and insanely massive heads!
Just another explosive surprise to be seen in halo reach
or
all new rocket powered skull punch
I love to sing-a, about the Moon-a and the June-a and the Spring-a, I love to sing-a, about a sky so blue and a tea for two~
“Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!”
Baby you drive me wild!
Honey my hearts on fire!
“Spartan augmentation side effects, gotta love ‘em.”
“Poor Timmy never really enjoyed Odd Ball…”
” Emile is jealous.”
I dont like it ween people T bag on halo I think its very dumb.
Dam that is a BIG head. XD :)