Friday Caption Fun, Round 89
April 23, 2010 95 Comments
The zombie-infested Living Dead playlist is your double experience flavor for the weekend but let’s be honest, who’s thinking about Halo 3 right now? I think it’s safe to say we all have Reach on the brain, especially since the beta begins in exactly ten days. Staying busy should help pass the time quicker (or we can hope anyways!) so let’s recap last week’s rather witty responses and then we can try our collective hand at captioning a new screenshot.
- “Hold RB to flip…wait, what? How did you do that?” (CrazedOne1988)
- “Look on the bright side, Foe Hammer. The last thing the Covenant will expect is an aerial insertion…from underground.” (B1G TOBACC0)
- “It takes a very macho pilot to be able to get it up in the presence of a hog.” (JLay)
- “I hate when my wife drives!” (Schoony)
- “Not my fault, someone put a Halo in my way.” (Flying ViVo)
- “HA! I told you you couldn’t hit the warthog!” (Mike)
- “Bungie cut the gametype “Lawn Darts” from Halo 3 after some bad results in Test.” (Anton P. Nym)
After thinking about a Lawn Darts gametype, all I can think of is a version of horseshoes where you throw Halo Installations at the tall structure from The Ark. Someone call Bungie and get them on it! Actually, maybe this blue Spartan has got it covered. He’s definitely up to something, I just don’t know what that something is. Fill me in, preferably in the form of an entertaining caption please!
Author: Il RaPiDFyRe Il
Hi mom im calling you at work like the other guys oh wait I dont have a mom ! : (
Damn, that was my one phone call from jail
Tribes called. They said we can keep the jetpacks.
You should never throw a grenade at a commlink…
Blast, the security code has been changed! We need R2!
“F***ING TELEMARKETERS!”
Spartan supersoldier is the best human in the universe. He can destroy an army of Covenant and punch through tanks. He does not, however, understand the concept of payphones.
“Yo, Halo 3, your girlfriend called. She said she’s leaving you for Reach. Something about jetpacks and elites.”
If you or anyone you know has a camping problem, please call 1-800-CAMP-LOTS for a free insult-ation.
Call me… when you need me…
Goddamnit Cortana!!! You are IN MY HEAD!! I know when you are prank calling my cellphone. Now wait a minute while i get the landline.
“XxX HeAdsHotQuillaArrSex XxX? Your mom is on phone”
911: Because when 8 angry red dudes plant a bomb in your base, the police are only a few minutes away.
I hate landlines, we can take a freaking elevator to space, but we still have landlines, wtf!
Blue: “Please be caller 117…please be caller 117″
DJ: “You are caller 116, lrn 2 ply n00b!”
Blue: “DAMMIT!”
Gotta play this one right blue, can’t seem desperate, wait three days, thats the rule…
Neo: Hello?
Morpheus: Hello, Neo. Do you know who this is?
Neo: Morpheus?
Morpheus: Yes. I’ve been looking for you, Neo. I don’t know if you’re ready to see what I want to show you, but unfortunately, you and I have run out of time. They’re coming for you, Neo, and I don’t know what they’re going to do.
Neo: Who’s coming for me?
Morpheus: Stand up and see for yourself.
Neo: What, right now?
Morpheus: Yes, now.
Blue’s last words: “He said his name was ‘Mike Rotch’… his parents must have been jerks.”
Gotta love a teabagging reference…
I read that as “Roa-chuh” not “Rot-chuh”
“All the technology today, and we still use the punch card system.”
Who ‘ya gonna call?
“Ghostbusters” (too easy)
or
“Spartan 117″
“Rasifragin piece of shite phones never work when you need them.”
When the UNSC ran out of funding for the Spartan Project, the first piece of equipment to be cut was the com link in suit; forcing the Spartans to find other means of communication.
In light of MC sings, i present this:
Billy! Billy don’t you lose my number!
Wait, why am I using the phone? I have a helmet radio.
This phone works? I thought it was just a wall decal!
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, How may I take your order?
‘Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I’ve got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!’
Damn, you beat me to it. =D
screw you, now that’s in my head
Always remember:
In case that someone wants to kill everything in the whole galaxy: CALL 117 and duck and cover.
Damn you AT&T!
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring… BANANA PHONE…
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring… BANANA PHOOOOONE
Little did he know, a mad axeman was on the other side of the call…
“I’m giving you negative feedback.”
Blue: Yes, Bungie? Why is this BR spawn as unbalanced as a one-legged fat lady?
-silence-
Blue: Yes, I am on wearing an EVA Visor. Why?
-Click-
Hey, I wear EVA! :glares:
“Hello SYDNEY!”
What if the phones… Rang?
9/10 would read again
“Do you like scary movies?”
that’s like, internet-retro.
“Just walking by, minding my own business, and this payphone starts ringing. I pick it up to see what’s going on and some crazy lady starts calling me ‘crewmember’ and asking about a ‘sleeping princess’. Sheesh. Some people aughtta switch to decaf…”
(Very obscure; think waaaaay back…)
— Steve
<3 ILB
Lmfao!
Cortana: The most advanced piece of combat armour in the galaxy at his disposal, and he uses the freaking phone…
The new BXR: annoy the s**t out of your opponents with phone calls!
Im surprised nobody has posted this.
“Master Chief phone home.” :P
Dial, 0800-MAGIC
“Hello?”
“Hey *faint chuckle* is your generator running?”
“Yes.”
“Well you’d better lock it down, we’re about to blow it up! Ahahahaha!”
“Stupid Elites. *click*”
“Wort wort wort! I love doing that.”
1 “Hey Red-team, your village called, their Idiot’s are missing.”
2 “Hello! is this the Phoenix residence? is Marcus there? No! can i leave a message then. tell him that me and Cortana looked over his battle plans for him, and that if he drops the bomb off the train bridge location it should kill about 99% of the enemy. got it! ok, and who am i talking too! how do you spell it? L-O-C-U-S-T. alright, thanks. bye. CLICK! Damn, that guy could use some cough drops…”
“Can you hear me now? Well, you should, it’s a landline!”
Anyone have a quarter?
No, but I do have grenades.
I wonder… ::dials 8 6 7 5 3 0 9::
“Hello?”
“CORTANA!?”
“Would a member of blue team please pick up the yellow courtesy phone”
“HELLO ‘Cortana’, THIS IS A COLLECT CALL FROM ‘John’. DUE TO DISTANCE OF CALL, YOU WILL BE CHARGED $3,891,400 PER MINUTE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO ACCEPT?”
Spartan phone cex it’s why blue team always lose
Blue got a fragmentation grenade and decided to put an end to prank callers.
“We are pinned down! I am calling for immediate evac…”
“Would you like cheaper prices on your mortgage?”
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
Welcome to Xbox customer support. Your call may be monitored or recorded to ensure quality.
“One eight hundred, C-A-L-L-A-T-T…hey! It’s ringing! Carrot Top wasn’t lying!”
“HI BILLY MAYS HERE”
*slam*
Ring ring ring, bananaphone!
”Wort wort wort”
*awkward silence*
”No Thel, I’m not making babies!”
“What? No, I told you. It’s right next to the elbow grease.”
“THIS IS THE POLICE WE KNOW IT WAS YOU THAT ENDED JUSTIN BIEBER FEVER NOW-”(white noise after someone hangs up phone)
“I only wanted to thank him….I knew I shouldon’t've Gone with the shouty police surrender act…It fails every time”
“It’s April 1st and there’s no BUNGLE playlist?! I’m calling Bungie >.>”
Operator: “Press 11 to…”
Spartan: “God dammit there is no fucking 11!”
OMGOMGOMG… will she call? Omg, I should call. No, wait 3 days, that’s the rule.
OOHHHHH To hell with it I’m calling her now!!!
“help! ive fallen and i cant get up!”
“Argg! Why did Cortana have to give the Superintendent our real number!?”
“Ha, we totally got that guy! Who do you prank call next?”
“Ring, ring.”
“Hello?”
“Ring, ring.”
“He-hello?”
“Ring, ring.”
“Hello~?”
“Ring-”
Master Chief: “YOU HAVE A BAD CONNECTION!”
You raaaang?
“oh no! RROD just a few days before Halo Reach Beta!”
Come on work damnit. If I dont get my call through to Dancing with the Stars I’m gonna have to just blow something up.
“911, what’s your emergency”
“I’m asking you guy have Battle toads for the wii”
“What?”
“LOL”
When BS_Angel read that Halo Reach’s elites would be “bigger and better” than ever before, she couldn’t hold off on her preorder any longer.
Can you hear me now?
How about now?
Now?
And now?
“The one time I have enough change in my pockets and it’s out of service. Just great.”
Halo: Reach is to introduce a new in-game food delivering system. No need to quit the game to eat! One phone call and crazy sausage will be delivered to your virtual door!
Hello, Activision? It’s Bungie. We apologize in advance for totally ruining your shit with Reach. TTYL.
This one is even funnier now!
“You have One missed call” “Ahhh… Shit”
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“Give me back my card God damnit”
What!? No Custom Games in the Halo: Reach Beta!! I have to alert the president!
*Click* – Flag Stolen! Flag dropped! Flag stolen!…
Alt + F4 = QUICK CLOSE THE PRONZ!
I need a calling plan.
Sorry, the number you have called is currently unavaliable.
“Police Officer: Police Department, what seems to be the problem?”
“Chief: HALP thers this fag0t in mai hous!1″
‘Police Officer: Sir stay calm. Did someone break into your house?”
‘Chief: n0t rly he caem in a box”
“Police Officer: What?”
“Chief: ya hes fiev inchis tal adn st33lign mai gf”
“*pause*”
“Chief: hello”
‘Chief: :(”
Despite looking like he was trying to answer the phone from one angle, Blue Spartan was actually just lobbing a grenade at an active camo Red Spartan.
“Guys, we’re finished. I just got the call, we’re allowed to pull out”
“What really?! Thank you Jesus…”
“PSYCHE!!!! HAHA! I got you man, you shoulda seen your face…”
Telemarketers! now armed with BR’s
Prank calls keep getting less believable, they say Reach will have Jet Packs
wait stop the game, there’s a noob on the line
“Hello, Automated Weapon Spawn System, how may we help you?”
“I need a weapon…”