A Grunt Birthday Party Cake, Hooray!
April 22, 2010 14 Comments
Any time I see a video game expertly transformed into an edible confection, I am always amazed at the level of detail one can attain with a little rolled fondant. Constantly being exposed to a plethora of incredible game-related cakes however has forced me to come to terms with my own cooking limitations. Not so long ago I attempted to make a Rock Band drum set cake only to find myself left with four piles of shit that appeared to have been vomited on by a rainbow bile-spewing Boomer. I’m thinking I could actually pull off this Unggoy cake though, which makes me absolutely adore it. Made to celebrate a Halo fan’s birthday, the inside is cinnamon-heavy snickerdoodle but the outside is 100% pure Grunt. I’d discuss in length why I think confetti cake would have been a more appropriate choice but I find myself with a sudden craving for some nipple. Apparently I have more in common with Grunts than I initially thought!
Nice cake!
Love me some grunt birthday party skull, lol.
100% pure Grunt? What does that taste like?
…You know what? Never mind. It probably tastes like chicken. Everything tastes like chicken.
Isn’t it Jackal that tastes like chicken?
EVERYTHING tastes like chicken. Everything.
Snakes, Alligator, Care Bears, and Kangaroo. All like chicken.
What a coincidence – it’s my birthday today! :D
happy B-day
mine’s in a few days…
Happy birthday BFalcon!!
Thanks guys! I thought people would just assume I was joking, but I wasn’t :)
He wants you to enjoy his bright, blue, frosting.
Lawlz. I’d love to roll that around in my mouth!
Why? Just cause?
It’s Angel. Does there have to be a reason?
because you knew someone was going to say it: it’s a lie!
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