Friday Caption Fun, Round 86
April 2, 2010 69 Comments
Last Friday marked the beginning of my vacation and today marks the end. I’ll be spending the day traveling but hopefully you’ll be participating in more enjoyable festivities. For those of you interested in Halo 3,Grifball is your double experience flavor of the weekend. If you desire a computer-based activity though, may I tempt you with some captioning? We have to recap last week’s answers but then we can tackle a brand new screenshot!
- “Ramirez, revive that Spartan!” (DeepCee)
- “Two words – Sniper Bukake!” (JLay)
- “The Spartan unwittingly picked up the Holy Sniper Rifle of Antioch. He counted to four.” (porge)
- “Everybody hates Hayabusa.” (Spetsen)
- “Team teabag in 5…4…3…” (Tree12324)
- “This slide definitively illustrates how Oswald was, in fact, able to kill Kennedy all by himself. Now no more of this “grassy knoll” nonsense!” (ZZoMBiE13)
- “That tree is totally cheating!” (The Flying Spartan)
- “Blink all you want, you’re not gonna miss it.” (Admiral Madden)
I usually blink and then it’s over so that last one would be a nice change of pace for me! I
have no idea what’s going on in the following screenshot but I’m going to guess that Elite is experiencing a bit of a change of pace as well. How about you figure out what’s going on and then tell me in the form of a witty caption? I’d greatly appreciate it!
Author: BLaCKOuT 444
88 MPH check… Doc out of the way!
The Vikings never had a chance. (NFL)
“On the road again, just can’t wait to get on the road again…”
“I would like to say Andy put up a good fight and the sisters let him be…. But Sandbox aint no fairy tail.”
“Go gadget, Go!”
“Big wheels keep on turning… Proud Mary keep on….. Aggggghhhh!”
“I think this spartan is overcompensating for something……”
“Over-Haulin: Halo 3 edition”
Elite: “Did you hear something?”
“While the newest warthog model for Halo: Reach was decked out to the maximum, the engine couldn’t handle all the upgrades. The new warthog has a max speed of 2.5 mph.”
“If a scorpion and a warthog had a baby”
“intergalactic interlocking, interlocking planetary…”
Continuing the trend of gritty remakes, Oregon Trail is going to be the next to recieve an update.
“jet powered warthog tank check, elite to be splattered check. Now lets get this show on the road”
This is Bungie’s response to those who complained about the lack of cooler customizable Elite armor.
try and catch me riding dirty and youll end up running dirty
After the huge success Bioware had the Mako in Mass Effect, Bungie begins to concept their all-terrain vehicle with mixed results.
Oh great… does anybody actually know where the filler cap is anymore?
“Back To The Future” just got awesome
GIVE ME MY ASSAULT RIFLE BACK YOU UGLY FAT DINOSAUR!
Bungie’s biggest mistake in Reach: trading in the Warthog for the Mass Effect Mako.
Eek, I accidentally clicked the thumb down instead of up. Sorry.
As soon as I saw the screenshot, I instantly thought of the Mako too. That modification probably has better controls though.
C’mon over baby and jump in my low rider
OR
All my friends know the low rider …The low rider is a little higher …Low rider drives a little slo…Low rider is a real goer
“The wheels on the warthog go round and round, round and round, round and round.”
Ludicrous Speed!!!
Blue decided that the 3rd person animation for assassinations wouldn’t be enough, so running him down in a big ass truck would have to do instead…
Expected: New compact warp drive will allow Blue to travel faster than any other land vehicle ever.
Unexpected: Blue will travel back in time and affect the events of Marathon.
22s weren’t enough. 34s, too small. Not even 50s could satisfy Dave. He just had to go for the 72 inch rims… and 6 of them at that.
Y’ever roll a tube of toothpaste up from the bottom? Well, his head is the cap.
(bit obscure, but I hope some of you will get the reference)
Zombieland!!! just watched that like 2 weeks ago. one of the best movies ever
Yo dawg I heard you like gun-mounted rocket cars, so I put one on your car so you can drive it while you drive it.
Hey! There are no vehicles in Zugzwang Evolved! Also no running away allowed.
The Elite couldn’t help but laugh when he heard the Spartan sit down on the joy buzzer he placed.
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This is a shocking ride!!
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Tired of being outdone by the guy in the Diet Pepsi truck, P. Diddy decided to take things a step further with a tricked out Warthog.
Parade?!
OVERKILL!
“Warthog? No… Say hello to the Armadillosaurus!”
Bob the killer! (Can we fix it?) BOB the killer! (Yes we can!)
We never thought it was possible to get run over by a parked car… silly Elites.
pimp my ride: halo edition
Knowing that something like this might happen, the Elite had strategically placed cinderblocks underneath the axels of the Spartan’s Warthog.
“RAMMING SPEED!”
“Warthog? No, my dear friend. This is the PUMA!!!”
no its a chupa-thingy
Redneck Warthog: Now With Nitro!
RAMIREZ!! Get out of the way or you’ll get run over!
If you were going for RvB, it’s Lopez…..
Welcome to Halo 5, where it goes into the viking era.
The upgrade will have viking-style warthogs and viking-style helmets….
Next time don’t waste cash on accessories, buy a proper roof.
“They see me rollin, they hatin…”
In a hope to realize his dream, Nak Thorak practices hard to become a Budweiser Clydesdale.
IM BACK! FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!
Elite: ah i left my water running
Driver: hay would you like a ride home?
It’s 66 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit It!
Love that movie
“Oh my God RUN his Warthog has a penis!!!”
The reason the UNSC doesn’t have lasers is because their money goes to stuff like this.
Yo yo yo, this is Xibit and comin up next on Mtv it’s PIMP MY HOG!
‘Jurassic Park: In Space’ An epic film by Uwe Boll where it’s time to take the fight to the dinosaurs! No more driving away from the T-Rex in a jeep, now it’s time for the T-Rex to run away from us!
Or use the first sentence of that last one. It works better by itself, I think.
GET IN CAR, AM SPARTAN.
“Development of the replacement for the M12 LRV was accelerated with the assistance of the Elites. Unfortunately, most non-M808B certified UNSC forces at the time couldn’t understand the 6 pedals.”
….only four directions!
The Reach version of the ‘Hog was so powerful, you needed to have an Overshield just to get in.
Ramirez! Destroy that Elite with this Warthog!
You really think you can pull this all the way home?
Xzibit did a good job pimping this ride
“Elite: Going for a nice little stro– OHMYGODRUN!”
“They See me Rollin, They Runnin. Cos i have a jet powered warthog. a jet powered warthog”
“The Spartan,A Timid Creature. But whats this… His arch enemy the elite is here. lets see what The Spartan does with his warthog… HOLY **** TURN THE CAMERA OFF”
It seems that Mr. Elite did not realise how hard 6 tonnes of compensation could hit him.
OR
Alright, it’s attached. Bend over and let’s do this.
And then the Elite turned around, witnessing the impeccable and extreme rape of his anus.
Well what do you know; there was a carton of grid squares right in the glove box.
Spartan: gr…another elite in Team Swat…… *hacks in his super ride* YOU ELITE GTFO OF MY GAME!!!
Elite: BLARG BLARG BLARGEDY BLARG!!!!
Spartan; alright, most epic splatter ever, *enage nuke booster*
Spartan: YOUR ON THE ROAD GTFO BEFORE I RUN YOU OVER!!
Elite: BLARG BLARG BLARG, BLARG BLARG BLARG BLARGEDY BLARG!!!!! *translation* ZOMG THIS GUY ISAN ELITE HATER RUN!!!!!!!
And it was thus proven that Spartans and Anal fisting don’t mix.
Silly Elite! That thing isn’t going anywhere! They scare so easily!
ZOMG!!! RUN!!!!
Scooter: This is where the cars live! GET YOU ONE!
Scooter: Hey, don’t be shy now! C’mon! Catch a Riiiiiiiiiiide!